| A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his
flashlight around looking for valuables and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching
you." The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and
froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation
after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more
valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaking out, the burglar shone his light around frantically looking for the source of
the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who do you think YOU
are?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar
laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
The bird promptly answered: "Probably the same kind of people that would name a
Rotweiller Jesus!" |