Things I wish I cared about, but don't ...

The American elections: don't live there, don't want to know.

Big Brother: everyone will talk about it, but I haven't watched it since I got over the sexual fantasies about Craig, the builder.

Classical music: I feel like I should have some sort of appreciation for it, but don't.

Organic foods: I'm all about convenience lately. When they package the food in microwaveable containers I might care.

Getting to know the rest of Britain: I've not much desire to see much of it.

Social networks and online communities: everyone I read online is talking about it, but I don't seem to be interested in it.

The direction my life is going in: I lack a goal, a direction, but right now care more about what's happening on EastEnders

Having a cause: I seem to remember having fire and indignation about many things.

Architecture: Shouldn't I know more than I do?