Ok. So I write this. This was the response I got: "Hi, I've got a sling and am into fisting (active or passive)."

Now, I didn't necessarily say that I wasn't into slings or fisting (I'm not) and I'm not usually judgmental about other people's sex life, but I really didn't say that balling up my fist and exploring someone's colon was my idea of a great evening in. I should know better with this whole online dating thing, but I thought someone it was clear I was going after a slightly more sophisticated (read: vanilla, actually read: smart, cute, normal) crowd with my ad.

Be real, any sling I was stupid enough to climb into would come crashing down with most of the ceiling.