ACT ONE
SCENE 1
INT. DAILY PLANET CONFERENCE ROOM -- MORNING
LOIS, CLARK, and PERRY are spread out around the conference
table, discussing what to cover this day. Other NEWSPAPERS,
COFFEE CUPS, and the like litter the table. It's clear
they've been at this a while.
LOIS
How about that expose on Medicare
fraud?
PERRY
Boring.
CLARK
I know. We've got a great human
interest piece. There's a group of
grandmothers that travel from school
to school...
PERRY
Yes?
CLARK
...performing rap music to keep the
kids off drugs!
Perry is distinctly disappointed.
PERRY
Rapping Grannies? This is the Daily
Planet, not the Weekly World News!
We are the newspaper of record in
Metropolis! This paper's journalistic
legacy stretch back nearly 200 years...
JIMMY BURSTS IN, carrying a copy of the Metropolis "Daily
Star." Its banner headline reads "Stork Shocks SLO Couple."
JIMMY
Did you see this?
PERRY
Hand that over, son.
JIMMY
This woman didn't even know she was
pregnant, and then, all of a sudden,
she had a baby!
(CONTINUED)
LOIS AND CLARK: "Strange Visitor" - 10/26/95 - ACT ONE 2
LOIS
What?
JIMMY
Happened out in California.
CLARK
That's incredible.
LOIS
Incredible? That's impossible! How
can you not know if you're pregnant?
PERRY
Now Lois, I've been in this business
a lot of years; I've seen a lot of
strange things. Hell, thanks to
Superman, I even believe a man can
fly. But this story... it grabs you.
You catch my drift?
LOIS
Oh, really? A trip to California?
Cool! I'll pack my swimsuit!
CLARK
You're going to fly us out there,
Chief?
PERRY
You got a better idea, Kent? I can
see it now. "Miracle Baby's Parents
Speak-- Daily Planet Exclusive by
Lois Lane and Clark Kent."
He glares menacingly at them.
PERRY (CONT'D)
At least, that's how it better read.
(Indicating the Daily
Star)
They got the jump. We've got to beat
them to the follow up. Understand?
LOIS
All over it, Perry.
CLARK
Don't worry, we'll get you that
exclusive...
(quietly, to LOIS)
...I hope.
(CONTINUED)
LOIS AND CLARK: "Strange Visitor" - 10/26/95 - ACT ONE 3
They LEAVE the conference room.
CUT TO:
INT. DAILY PLANET OFFICES -- CONTINUOUS
LOIS
This is great. I have a few questions
for the mother, that's for sure.
CLARK
Sounds pretty odd to me, Lois. Can
you imagine? Being pregnant, and not
knowing?
LOIS
(smiling)
Well, I think I would feel a "super"
kick or two, if that's what you mean.
CLARK
(embarrassed)
No... I mean... Well, it's just...
Lois is loving his discomfort.
LOIS
Don't worry, big boy. We'll burn
that bridge when we come to it.
CLARK
So, you mind if I fly out west alone?
LOIS
Separate flights?
CLARK
You might say.
LOIS
Oh, sure. You know, we've never really
talked about that. You don't fly
commercial very often, do you?
CLARK
No. Why?
LOIS
Control issues?
CLARK
I'm glad to see that time in therapy
hasn't been an entire waste...
(CONTINUED)
LOIS AND CLARK: "Strange Visitor" - 10/26/95 - ACT ONE 4
LOIS
Hey! When used properly, COUNSELING
can be very helpful.
CLARK
Let me ask you something. How come
you've seen four different "counselors"
in the past two years.
LOIS
(Defensive)
I had a lot of issues!
CLARK
Like what?
LOIS
Like some flying man, who dropped
from the sky, picked me up, and stole
my heart!
Clark gives her an affectionate hug.
CLARK
Don't worry, Lois. I only drop from
the sky. I never drop what I'm
carrying.
She heads for her desk, he heads for the door, and we:
FADE OUT
END OF ACT ONE
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