Long story short, here's how it happened. The medical reporter at my TV station was doing a report on medical resources availabe via the Internet. The first line of his story was "You can find everything on the Internet these days, from wacky personal home pages ..." He then went on to make some completely irrelevant points about how to find assisted suicide information. Whatever. The point is, for one second (and 26 frames!) the Lesser Ape atop the Monkey-Thon swung proudly through thousands of Southland TV Homes.

So now you know ...

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Colin Campbell - jenolen@earthlink.net