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I got no diploma I don't have my degree My Mensa applications 's met with intense scrutiny
I don't have a fortune But, someday I'll be king Oh, I'm no corporate raider. But, you've bought the next best thing
When the lord was handing out that golden touch I must have been waiting in that long, long line for lunch
No rhyme and no rhythm I can't make versus ring Oh, I'm no passionate poet But, why can't you see that I'm the next best thing
I'm no Eddie Hopper the art critics agree my paint-by-number portraits are a preschool travesty
I can't throw a fast ball I won't play major league Oh, I'm no all-star pitcher But, you've caught the next best thing
When the lord was handing out those special gifts My name must have been the second to the last on the list
No acting, No dancing all I do is sing Oh, I'm no star of broadway But, why can't you see that I'm the next thing.
4. I'm All The Friends That I Got I’ll pick a fight with you just for the fun. You need a reason? Then I’ll give you one. I’ll beat your body like it was a drum. I’m all the friends that I got.
I like a drink with my prescription pills. They add a little fire to my will. Still, people treat me like some imbecile. I’m all the friends that I got.
Psychopathic, stoned and spastic personality If I had an agent I’d be some celebrity.
I like to say just what I want to say If you don’t like it then just go away If I’m annoying you then please don’t stay I’m all the friends that I’ve got.
O.K. I’m sick, Schizophrenic - That’s alright with me. I’ve stopped my medication and I still have company.
I like to shout at people in the bar they’re not important, but they think they are This is my life and baby I’m the star I’m all the friends that I’ve got.
Give me my scotch and give me my cigar. I’m all the friends that I’ve got.
Words, Music and Arrangements by Jeff DeHerdt
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