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Club Bordeaux Lyrics and Credits

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1. Club Bordeaux

It’s under the billboards ‘round sepia street.

Down where the young turbins start acting discreet.

Just ask them where they’d go to catch that curried heat.

Big Louis the doorman, he’ll give you the eye.

Just, whisper the password and he’ll let you slip by

Crash through the red oak doors and join that jungle inside…

 

where you slide your shoes and sway to the grooves

let your arms hang loose.

move your heels until your hips feel

twisted like a noose

That’s the way they do it at the Club Bordeaux.

 

There’s Sheila she’s toasting her four star premiere

Antonio boasting the pennant this year

And everyone else…, well, they bribed their way down here

Our pompous proprietor, they call him “Big Bear”

his Lady Godiva loves showing her wares.

Now, boys, we don’t want trouble, so pack away those stares

 

and we'll slide your shoes and sway to the grooves

let your arms hang loose.

move your heels until your hips feel

twisted like a noose

That’s the way they do it at the Club Bordeaux.

 

They say that this club will go under someday

No swanky survival in this midwestern decay

But, everyone here will dance into their graves.

 

where they slide their shoes and sway to the grooves

let their arms hang loose.

move their heels until their hips feel

twisted like a noose

That’s the way they do it at the Club Bordeaux.

 

2. I'm All The Friends That I Got

I’ll pick a fight with you just for the fun.

You need a reason? Then I’ll give you one.

I’ll beat your body like it was a drum.

I’m all the friends that I got.

 

I like a drink with my prescription pills.

They add a little fire to my will.

Still, people treat me like some imbecile.

I’m all the friends that I got.

 

Psychopathic, stoned and spastic personality

If I had an agent I’d be some celebrity.

 

I like to say just what I want to say

If you don’t like it then just go away

If I’m annoying you then please don’t stay

I’m all the friends that I’ve got.

 

O.K. I’m sick, Schizophrenic - That’s alright with me.

I’ve stopped my medication and I still have company.

 

I like to shout at people in the bar

they’re not important, but they think they are

This is my life and baby I’m the star

I’m all the friends that I’ve got.

 

Give me my scotch and give me my cigar.

I’m all the friends that I’ve got.

 

3. Shining Your Light

I feel like a beggar that’s been beaten and bruised.

I feel like a liar in my search for the truth.

I fell like old Lucifer in a confessional booth

with a deaf priest to hear all my sins.

 

I feel like the punchline of a terrible joke.

I feel like the last lines of a suicide note.

I feel like my lifeline has finally broke

and my arms are to heavy to swim.

 

Can’t stop the sun from fallin’

tumblin’ to the ground

Seems like the dark days dawnin’

But, that's when it turns around

 

Things keep on goin’ from bad to worse

and I’m counting my blessings, though they seem like a curse

If I feel like a lost soul, well whatever its worth,

you keep shining your light down on me.

 

In the blackest of nights You keep on shining,

You keep on shining your light.

I'll never let you from my sight.

 

Everything’s clear when the sun starts its climb

You’ve held my hand all this time.

 

You’ve given me shelter when the doors had all closed

You’ve given me guidance when the truth was exposed

You’ve given me penance for the sins you don’t know

But, someday, maybe they'll all be heard.

 

You’ve given me laughter and it can’t be surpressed

You’ve given me reasons when they’re all I had left

You’ve given me life when I’ve lost my last breath

and it's more than I think I deserve.

 

Chorus

 

4. This Time I Want The Truth

You never came back

after you're little midnight snack

Now, birds have cracked the dawn

now this time I want the truth.

 

You're too late to trust

Your toast and burnt right to the crust

The coffee's black and strong

'cause this time I want the truth.

 

You're breaded trail

never went stale

you tipped the scales with your treats

and now your desert is coming

You think you've got me conned

But, this time I want the truth.

 

It's your final meal

you have a bitter fruit to peal

Don't serve me up a yawn.

No, this time I want the truth.

 

You have a full plate

and looking slightly overweight

But, your clothes are on the lawn

'Cause this time I want the truth

 

Please, understand

what I demand

an underhanded excuse

could put your whole life in danger

By dinner, you'll be gone and

this time I want the truth.

 

5. Few and Far Between

 

Taste that sweetness in the air

Sudden hush and subtle stares

the moment she arrives

when she drop by every sense comes alive

 

She hasn't been here for awhile

to share that silent secret smile

when she draws near it's suddenly clear

you know your soul and why you are here

But, when she goes those answers, they all disappear

 

I'll always have the memory

But, every moment always seems

so few and far between.

 

She used to come here all the time

for coffee or a sip of wine

But, now she's gone astray

It won't be long 'til Wednesdays will all fade to gray

 

She tired of the old routine

and found herself a whole new scene

when she decides to call it a night

She'll kiss this place one final goodbye

and leave me here with my lonely sad ballad life

 

I'll always have the memory

But, every moment always seems

so few and far between.

 

I'll always have the memory

But, every moment always seems

so few and far between.

 

6. Devil's Heart

 

The weekend is creeping closer

the world is off your shoulders now

You can fly down from your storm soaked clouds.

I won't take a "Thank-you, but, no sir".

Your heavenly savior woes are through

Take my hand and here 's what we can do.

 

Sing a lullaby and say goodnight to dreams that fell apart

'cause the full moon's light will wake your devil's heart

And its far too late to contemplate the meaning of it all

Put your cares to sleep and wake your devil's heart

 

Well. the witching hour is here

and the skies are crystal clear

Can't you hear that demon on your shoulders

whisper in your ear....

 

"Let your halo slip and fold your wingtips down just for a start

listen for the beat to wake your devil's heart"

 

Well, we're losing all restraint

But, we have the town to paint

and when Monday morning rolls around

you still will be a saint.

 

You look just like an angel. But, you sure can play the part

No one else would know you have a devil's heart

Though your pressure 's high and pulse is off the chart

only  I would know you have a devil's heart

 

The weekend is getting older.

It's Sunday this song is over now.

 

Club Bordeaux Credits

 

Words, Music and Arrangements by Jeff DeHerdt

 

Jeff DeHerdt Vocals, Piano, Keyboards, Percussion
Jack Helsley Bass
Nick Ashton Drums
Harry Goodloe Drums on tracks 1,3,4 and 12
John Huber Bass on tracks 1,3,4 and 12
Peter Kienle

Electric guitar

Mike Stricklin Tenor and Alto saxes, flute
Jason Wiseman Trumpet
Kevin Anker Hammond B-3
Malyrie Wells Backing Vocals
Dave Weber Percussion

 

Piano Tuning: Wonchul Han
Recording Engineer: Dave Weber
Produced by: Dave Weber and Jeff DeHerdt
Recorded at Airtime Studios, Bloomington, IN
Photography by: Jeff DeHerdt

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