Book Three (Wisdom)
Book Eight (Knowledge)
Book Eleven (The Journey)
Book Fifteen (The Earth)
Book Sixteen (Donkeys)

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The Book of The Earth

1. If A Pack Of Spots Is Round, So Is Your Mother's Bottom

2. If He'd Had Some Water, He Wouldn't Have Died

3. To Get Out A Rusty Nail, You Must Dance For The Wood

4. Crooked As The Yam

5. The Idiot Has No Bread Or Wife

6. On Black Earth Grows Green People

7. He Has 95 Children Who Has An Abundance Of Dreams

8. When A Small One Comes Out, It's Because Of Hanky-Panky 9 Months Earlier

9. If The Cow Drinks, He'll Wind Up Drunk

10. Big Tree Don't Bother Me

11. He Who Has A Wide Mouth Can Eat A Wide Loaf Of Bread

12. The Frog And Its Contents Look Horrible When Splattered On The Windshield Of A Truck

13. If The Beginning Is Good The End Must Be Better Or Worse

14. He Became The Color Of His Grandpa

15. He Who Learns How To Milk Will Have A Refreshing Beverage To Quench His Thrist ... Well, Unless He Is Lactose Intolerant Then He Gets All Gassy Like Lisa

16. He Who Is Not Satisfied By Eating Will Not Be By Licking

17. He Who Blockades Will Get Peppered With Leopards

18. The Are 40 Kinds Of Lunacy And All Of Them Are Bread

19. That Which Is In The Pot Is An Unknown Wonder

20. Every Man Bows To The Bush That Blows Up In A Freakin' Ball O' Fire!

21. The Dog Answers The Call Of The Cell Phone

22. Wheaten Bread Needs To Be Spelled Properly For Anyone To Understand What You Are Saying

23. A Bear Is A Friend To Those Who Are Friendly But An Enemy To Those Who Are Evil

24. The Scorpian Stings Him Who Envies His Neighbor's Possessions

25. The Thoughts Of Youth Are Probably Stupid

26. All That Palapala Does Is Basque In The Oahu Sun

27. The Eater Of Pods Doesn't Forget; The One Who Forgets Is The Podder Of Eats

28. If You Look Into The Chief's Bag You Will Find 7 Women

29. Abundance Is The Dance Of The Buns

30. You Cannot Make An Elephant Out Of Water, But Give Me Vodka And I Will Make Two

31. Put Money In The Bag And Bury It In The Sand

32. Midsummer Night Is Not Long, But, Well Hell, Small And Spirited Is Better Anyway

33. He Swollows The End Of The World

34. He Who Goes Not To Bed Sleeps Like The Horses

35. Don't Shout Before The Thunder Clap

36. A Fox Does Not Smell If It's Nose Is Full Of Grass

37. A Fool Is Always Discovered In The Bottom Of A Bottle

38. When A Bull's Foot Is Broken, Get Ready For The Meat

39. How Can A Crow Sleep Soundly While I'm Bustin My Rhyme?

40. Woe To That City In Which A Fish Is Giant And Smashes Buildings On A Regular Basis

41. Small People Often Live In Colonies, Kind Of Like Lepers

42. A Cur's Tail Is Currrrly

43. A Bear That Is Hungry Might Eat The Swanlings

44. Rain In Spring, Pain In Nanching

45. His Talking Is Like Mixed Vegetables

46. If You Wish To Know A Man, Dig Through His Bag

47. Caress Your Dog And He'll Bite Your Face Off

48. If The Tail Is Too Long, It Will Bite Your Face Off

49. I Hate Buttermilk After Sex

50. When A Slave Mounts A Camel A Tree Falls In The Forest