Book Three (Wisdom)
Book Eight (Knowledge)
Book Eleven (The Journey)
Book Fifteen (The Earth)
Book Sixteen (Donkeys)

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The Book of Knowledge

1. First Weigh, Then Break The Scale For The Next Person

2. Let Me Go Round 3 Times And Drink A Lot Of Saki!

3. He Who Eats Flax Seed Will Soon Starve His Mind

4. Make Bread And Pastor Will Come

5. The Beetle In Its Hole Is Underground

6. First Time Ant Tastes Molasses, Second Time Ant Is Dead

7. Good Nature Make Goat And Mother Nature Make Storms

8. Love For Nothing Is Like Receiving An Unwanted Gift

9. If You Be Not Pleased, Put Your Hand In A Hive Of Bees

10. The Bigger The Fish, The More Pot We Smoke

11. Every Pear Reminds You Of Your Mother

12. Good Friends Are Better Than Whiskey And Feta Cheese All Blended Into A Nice Smoothie

13. He Who Goes Barefoot Must Be A Hobbit

14. If This Ball Does Not Stick To The Wall, Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

15. He Who Touches Honey Feels Funny

16. Money Is Full Of Shizoh To The Hizoh My Nizoh

17. The Real Fish Has No Feathers

18. Crow's Feet Are Always Dirty

19. Wild Dogs With Long Tails Will Dance In The Street

20. When There Is A Head, One Doesn't Wait For It To Return

21. Small And Spirited Is Better Than Big And Droopy

22. Frequent Kisses End In The Complete Annihilation Of Humanity As We Know It

23. What One Hasn't In One's Head, One Has In One's Hand

24. Man Is A Pine Tree, Woman A Wisteria Vine

25. He Who Rings The Bell Has No Voice

26. Every Road Has A Dead End

27. A Stone Is Never A Turtle

28. By Candlelight, She Will Soon Be Naked

29. The Animal With Long Ears After Having Drunk Thinks He Is A Rabbit

30. A Tortuous River Is Crossed By The Old And Weary

31. It Isn't Easy To Sit On Eggs

32. You Will Go To The Doctor With The Omega Virus

33. The Head Is Older Than The Daughter

34. He Who Once Drinks Of The Waters Of The North, His Teepee Will Be Destroyed By A Buffalo Stampede

35. Three Things Cannot Hide: Love, A Mountain, Osama

36. The Nose Does Not Know The Mouth

37. A Book Is A Good Friend Which Reveals Your Enemies

38. At The Bakehouse And The Mill, The Pillsbury Doughboy Meets His End

39. One Throws Away The Baked Fish When It Begins To Speak

40. I Have A Good Jacket, No Wait, No I Don't

41. What I Know Not Is How To Make A Cot

42. The Man Who Is Not Hungry Says . . . "Ha Ha You're Hungry And I'm Not"

43. If There Were No Elephants In The Jungle Then Crawling Would Be Much Safer

44. The Man With Boots Doesn't Mind Eating Siestas

45. He Who Breaks The Beehive Is One Stupid Mo-Fo

46. 3 Glasses Of Wine Can Set Her Heart In Flames

47. The Cat That Eats The Candle Can Run With The Wolves

48. The Contents Of A Low Shelf Can Be Reached Easily By Elders

49. When We're Not Gathering, The Horses Cannot Speak

50. I Am Sitting In A Wise Man's Pants