Book Three (Wisdom)
Book Eight (Knowledge)
Book Eleven (The Journey)
Book Fifteen (The Earth)
Book Sixteen (Donkeys)

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The Book of Wisdom

  1. Cheese And Wine Make Expenses Seem Less Queer

  2. The World Is A Place Where Fools Come To Die

  3. Good Wine Makes Girls Beautiful

  4. You May Ride A Horse Well, But Don't Try To Juggle 17 Tomatoes At The Same Time

  5. The Eater Of Pancakes Counts Not His Morning

  6. The Bear Knew 9 Songs - All Were About Pigs

  7. A Feather Does Not Stick When Completely Underwater

  8. What Ever Hobbles When It Can Walk?

  9. Bones Bring Dogs

  10. Without Cake, One Cannot Be Happy For Cake Fills That Empty Spot In The Stomach

  11. Out Of The Leather Comes A Worthy Man

  12. With Money, One Can Even Buy A Dirty Janitor's Toilet

  13. A Dog Limps When There Is A Reason To Limp

  14. A Short Man Gets A Strawberry From The Earth, Thus Sealing His Fate

  15. A Man With Soft Ears Is Sure To Eat Garlic During Times Of Excitement

  16. When You See Lizard Lick Him Tongue, You Know Him No Floss

  17. He Who Is Not Yet Dead Cannot Be Proven To Have Been Born

  18. Without A Beard, A Man Is Mistaken For A Drunken Man

  19. Feed Humans And All That Will Come Of It Is A Plague Of Spoiled Fat People

  20. He Who Spits Into An Ant's Nest Will Eat Moldy Bread For All Of Eternity

  21. The Bullock Does Not Get Tired Until Clogg Say It Time

  22. The English Have 100 Religions But No God

  23. You Won't Hide An Awl, But Pigs Have Fat Butts And Are Stupid And They Eat Yucky Stuff

  24. No Matter How Much One Covers A Steaming Imu, The Lion Is King

  25. The Naked Will Always Huddle Around A Steaming Imu

  26. The Dirtier The Hands, The Longer They Need To Be Washed

  27. Where There Is Sunshine, There Are Rocks

  28. The Whole World Is A Market For MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!

  29. When The Meat Is Done The Dogs Are Loyal

  30. Don't Put An Ornament On A Mad Rhino If You Value Your Health

  31. He Who Drinks Wine Early Gets Drunk At Night

  32. At The End Of The Game The Chickens Play

  33. From That Dust Comes A Chihuahua With Nachos In His Sombrero Big

  34. If Your Sword Is Short, You Are A WIMP

  35. He Who Doesn't Keep His Eyes Open Breaks His Nose When He Runs Into The Wall

  36. The Ringless Finger Has No Ring

  37. Old Bacon Only Molds On The North Side

  38. Every Man Is Honest Till The Day They Catch Him

  39. Go To Your Aunt's House And Leave Me Alone!

  40. Laugh And Live; Only Boring People Die

  41. A Red Tongue Will Destroy The Blue

  42. The Less Porridge Is Not As Good As The More Porridge

  43. Can One Fast With A Peasant Guru?

  44. No One Buys Toast Without Buying A Pig

  45. Every Wind Does Not Blow In The Same Direction

  46. Don't Put Stones Into Your Bath

  47. When The Cat's Away, The Rats Forget It Existed

  48. With High Chiefs, One Does Not Ask For A Kerchief

  49. In The Land Of Blinkards, No One Can See Or Dance

  50. The Bullfrog Knows More About Rain, But People Know More About Bullfrogs