Once upon a time, there was a little norwegian-german-american boy growing up somewhere in west-central Wisconsin. Some would call this mystical region, "the land of cheese". This little norwegian-german-american boy would call it, "my own private sociology experiment". While other little norwegian-american children native to the region were busy making doilies out of used cheese cloth to give to their grand-mothers on heritage day, this little boy was busy planning how to take over the world via something called, "AOL" and what foreigners called, "the internet".
Weeks, sometimes days, would pass both slowly and quickly as the little boy waited anxiously for a new month to begin so he could use up his monthly membership hours. Then one day the little norwegian-german-american boy woke up and screamed, "I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO BOIL FISH, OR GO POLKA!" So goes it for early life in the northland. Now, on with the show.