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Somebody's future is hidden in dessert

Posting the nuggets of wisdom found after Chinese, buffet or take-out

Thursday, September 30, 2004

• Our corner take-out place gave us three last week:

One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes.

Get your mind set -- confidence will lead you on.

A chance meeting opens new doors to success and friendship.

<jb> <!--8:56 PM-->

Monday, August 30, 2004

From lunch last week:
A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks amibition. Ouch!
• I have no idea what the "ouch" is for.

<jb> <!--11:02 AM-->

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

The current year will bring you much happiness.
<jb> <!--11:49 AM-->

Friday, May 07, 2004

You will make change for the better.

People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner.

<jb> <!--12:10 AM-->

Saturday, May 01, 2004

You are very grateful for the small pleasures of life.
<jb> <!--1:11 AM-->

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

The sun will shine through your heart and warm your soul.
• Um, o.k.

Try something new and different. You will like the results.
• ... in bed. :)

<jb> <!--10:30 PM-->

Thursday, March 18, 2004

You find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability.
<jb> <!--10:37 PM-->

Monday, February 16, 2004

• The contrast here is intriguing.

The happiest circumstances are close to home.

Don't expect romantic attachments to be strictly logical or rational.

<jb> <!--8:47 PM-->

Thursday, December 18, 2003

• Well, this is comforting.

The skills you have gathered will one day come in handy.

<jb> <!--2:13 PM-->

Monday, December 01, 2003

Something nice is coming to you in the mail.

• Could those be Christmas presents being shipped?

<jb> <!--8:29 PM-->

Thursday, November 06, 2003

• We've been to PF Chang's and several other places around the neighborhood. Here's what we've gotten:

Good news will come to you from far away.

There is excitement to be found everywhere you go.

Some chances of glamour and excitement are coming to you.

You are faithful in the execution of any public trust.

Your fastidious nature has much more fun this year!

Example is better than precept.

You will never be last in line, you will always excel.

<jb> <!--9:30 AM-->

Thursday, May 15, 2003

• Two group outings, a whole bunch of new sayings, which must mean I'm a bit behind.

A person's character is his destiny.

Your future will be happy and productive.

Soon you will be sitting on top of the world.

Joys are often the shadows, cast by sorrows. (O.k. Not sure, but that sounds vaguely depressing.)

You will always be surrounded by true friends.

You are talented in many ways.

You emerge victorious from the maze you've been traveling in.

<jb> <!--10:20 AM-->

Thursday, April 03, 2003

It's time for you to explore all those new interests.
<jb> <!--1:34 AM-->

Tuesday, February 11, 2003

The secret of staying young is good health and lying about your age.
<jb> <!--10:41 AM-->

Monday, January 27, 2003

Your lover will never want to leave.
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Thursday, January 09, 2003

• Another group outing yields mixed results.

You will receive some high prize or award.

A financial investment will yield returns beyond your hopes.

The best profit of future is the past.

• Yeah, I don't know about that one either. Even stranger, one cookie we got didn't have a fortune. We're not sure what that means.
<jb> <!--1:30 AM-->

Monday, December 16, 2002

Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.
<jb> <!--12:59 AM-->

Thursday, December 12, 2002

• Found a new sushi place. Food: Good. Fortunes: Need work.

Travel to appease your restlessness.

First things first.

• And one we've been saving.

Hard words break no bones; fine words butter no parsnips.

<jb> <!--2:00 AM-->

Tuesday, October 22, 2002

Excitement and intrigue follow you closely wherever you go!
<jb> <!--9:23 PM-->

Friday, October 04, 2002

Be careful! Bees with honey in their mouths have stings in their tails.
<jb> <!--10:08 PM-->

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