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Here are some photos of TSA making your safety our priority

 

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Stand in line for TSA protection

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You are on television

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Guilty until PornScan says Goodthinker

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Pay attention to TSA bulletins for your safety

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What the discerning traveller wears

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Hands Up Is Strength

 

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TSA supervisors on the job for your safety

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We Are from TSA and here to help you

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Opting for TSA SlideSearch

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Our cheerful Telescreeners are there for your safety

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Doing It for Your Good

 

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TSA keeps children with parents

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One of our many dedicated Telescreeners

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You can practice TSA with your friends

 

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Something to read while standing in TSA lines

TSA's proud record of fighting terrorism according to a report from the U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO), from May 2004 through August 2008:
 
  • 2 billion passengers went through SPOT airports
  • 150,000 were selected for secondary screening
  • 14,000 were referred to law enforcement
  • 1,100 were arrested
  • 0 were arrested for terrorism.
 
Keep 'em flying!

 

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Remember, Ben Franklin says-- "They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."