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TSA in Action against Terrorists!
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Do You  Have What It Takes to Work for TransSecAdmin?


Do you like viewing naked pictures of people all day long?
Do you enjoy sliding your hands over the bodies of total strangers?
Would you love to do these things to not only adults, but also children?
Then TransSecAdmin has a job for you!
Just think of how proud your family will be.
Remember: if TransSecAdmin does it, then it's not  a crime!


Work in TransSecAdmin's cheery offices fighting terrorism by watching telescreens in the PornScan section.


Remember, Ben Franklin says-- "They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."