John, your safety is our priority. There are terrorists everywhere. Really. So why not post some photos of you going
through an AirStrip Two TransSecAdmin X-Ray TeleScreening Machine? If it's plusgood for the proles, then its gotta be doubleplusgood
for the Party!
If your TSA can conduct X-ray strip searches of airline passengers, then you can have no objection if it works both ways.
No problem posting photos of yourself going through an airport X-ray machine? How about a screenshot? We can post them here
to show the world you practice what you preach. And if you do not want to post them, then does that mean ... (gasp!) ... you
are a terrorist?
AIRSTRIP TWO INFORMATION
You too can send in your messages of cheer or despondancy to MinTranSecAdmin:
Doubleplusgood Airports with PornScan Machines:
New York's JFK
Salt Lake City
Washington (Reagan airport)
Note: I have since been informed that new airports in AirStrip Two have installed pornscan telescreens. So be warned!
You show me yours, will I show you mine?
TransSecAdmin protecting AirStrip Two from terror manikins
TransSecAdmin telescreeners are Number One
TranSecAdmin announces latest hi-tech gear to fight terrorist underwear!
Remember, Ben Franklin says-- "They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary
safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."