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John, your safety is our priority. There are terrorists everywhere. Really. So why not post some photos of you going through an AirStrip Two TransSecAdmin X-Ray TeleScreening Machine? If it's plusgood for the proles, then its gotta be doubleplusgood for the Party!

Seriously, John,
 
If your TSA can conduct X-ray strip searches of airline passengers, then you can have no objection if it works both ways. No problem posting photos of yourself going through an airport X-ray machine? How about a screenshot? We can post them here to show the world you practice what you preach. And if you do not want to post them, then does that mean ... (gasp!) ... you are a terrorist?
 
 
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TRAVELERS' ADVISORY
Doubleplusgood Airports with PornScan Machines:
 
  • Albuquerque
  • Atlanta
  • Baltimore
  • Dallas
  • Denver
  • Detroit
  • Indianapolis
  • Jacksonville
  • Las Vegas
  • Los Angeles
  • Miami
  • New York's JFK
  • Phoenix
  • Raleigh-Durham
  • Richmond
  • Salt Lake City
  • San Francisco
  • Tampa
  • Tulsa
  • Washington (Reagan airport)

Note: I have since been informed that new airports in AirStrip Two have installed pornscan telescreens. So be warned!

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You show me yours, will I show you mine?

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TransSecAdmin protecting AirStrip Two from terror manikins

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TransSecAdmin telescreeners are Number One

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TranSecAdmin announces latest hi-tech gear to fight terrorist underwear!

 


 

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Remember, Ben Franklin says-- "They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."