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| TeleScreeners Greet Goodthinking Travelers |
Welcome to AirStrip Two, defended by the heroic men and women of TransSecAdmin .
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| TSA's Lieutenant Ogilvy at the Malabar Telescreen Station |
With the new PornScan telescreening machines, we really put the "strip" into
AirStrip Two.
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| AirStrip One Doubleplusgood |
| AirStrip Two Doubleplusgood |
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For a safe voyage on an aeroplane, just remember these three simple slogans:
SAFETY IS PORNSCAN
LIBERTY IS SLIDESEARCH
THE BILL OF RIGHTS IS...NEVER HEARD OF IT!
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| In AirStrip Two it's "Papers, please!" then PornScan |
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| Welcome to the Wide World of TSA |
Remember, Ben Franklin says-- "They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary
safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
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