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TeleScreeners Greet Goodthinking Travelers

Welcome to AirStrip Two, defended by the heroic men and women of TransSecAdmin .

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TSA's Lieutenant Ogilvy at the Malabar Telescreen Station

With the new PornScan telescreening machines, we really put the "strip" into AirStrip Two.

 

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AirStrip One Doubleplusgood

AirStrip Two Doubleplusgood
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For a safe voyage on an aeroplane, just remember these three simple slogans:
 
SAFETY IS PORNSCAN
 
LIBERTY IS SLIDESEARCH
 
THE BILL OF RIGHTS IS...NEVER HEARD OF IT!
 

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In AirStrip Two it's "Papers, please!" then PornScan

 

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Welcome to the Wide World of TSA

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Remember, Ben Franklin says-- "They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."