Welcome to my Twisted Toy Theatre. This is the best example of my twisted humor that you are apt to run into that's available. Before you ask, I'm completely sober while doing this. Sometimes there's bad language, sometimes the characters get laid, but nothing worse than what you would see on Monty Python is here. Feedback, insults, and ideas for more installments are more than welcome, please email me at jadee@earthlink.net

Here are the wonderful photographs of Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, donated by Sneezer and Barri.

First, a scan sent to me by Sneezer, she was clever enough to make Qui-Gon a wonderful kilt! Doesn't he look great?

And, for more twisted laughs, a picture of Obi-Wan and his Master, apparently on their way to the prom(grinning). This is one of Barri's photographs!

Now, if you're easily grossed out, you may want to skip this next sequence of pictures...when I saw these "pregnancy, labor, and happy family" pictures my first reaction was surprise, then I started laughing! Funny, but not for the faint of heart. This is another donation from Barri :)

PLAYS...

Click here for the May Play(sorry about the rhyme) entitled "Jedi Tea Party".

Click here for "The Breakfast Club".

Click here for "That's not my damn droid!"

"The Pet Shop"! is still alive and kicking

"The Chess Tournament" is how Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon spend their free time ::snicker::

And, for the holidays, A Twisted Holiday Celebration. Trust me, it's better than what that horrid Star Wars special they created back in the seventies.

Here's the main reason "Mace Joins the Jedi Council."

My latest story is actually an older one that I forgot to link here before, it's from halloween. A Halloween Special"

Disclaimer: No toys were harmed during the creation of this play, nor is there payment involved or any infringement on anyone's copyrights intended. Thank you, and good night;)

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