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Cell One:
IN HIS LAB HIGH ATOP THE DRIVING PARK PAPER FACTORY, THE EVIL TROLL DOCTOR STANLEY DESADE READIES THE SENSELESS SPLOOEY
FOR TREATMENT BY THE ELECTROJOHNSTONOMETER.
We see Splooey lying helpless on a table beneath a bare lightbulb as Doctor Desade begins to pull a big-ass lever.
DESADE: "THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO USE UPSIDE DOWN TRIANGLES FOR REPLANNED MILESTONES!"
Behind the doctor and Splooey we see an array of high-tech looking equipment with an attached flag reading
MICROPHALLIC CONSTRICTION SYSTEM
On the floor lies Splooey's missing beanie and, in a nearby trash can, are placards with the words
ATOS, ...EBRAL, and KEENE CODE
Cell Two:
THE CAPTAIN AND MAVIN LOOK ON IN BEFUDDLEMENT AND HORROR.
Quidnunc and Mavin are hiding behind a brick wall with (conveniently for the artist) just their nose and beak (respectively)
sticking out.
MAVIN: "GOLLY CAPTAIN, THE SHOCK WILL BLAST HIM CLEAR TO SCRIPTOGRAPHIC HELL!"
QUIDNUNC: "NOLO ENTENDRE, ONLY LIMBO, MY WIMPISH WARD."
Cell Three:
DESPITE THE INCESSANT BABBLING OF MAVIN, THE CAPTAIN COMES UP WITH A PLAN.
Still strategically behind the wall (with Quidnunc apparently standing on his head, since his beak's inverted) the driveling
duo continue...
MAVIN: "WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE YOUR TONSILS STAPLED TO YOUR EARLOBES OR SIT THROUGH AN SI STAFF MEETING? OR WOULD YOU
..."
QUIDNUNC: "ENOUGH OF THAT MINDLESS DRIVEL MAVIN, I HAVE A PLAN."
Cell Four:
THE MASTER OF DIGRESSION FASHIONS SOME MAKESHIFT DISGUISES TO MUDDLE THE MANIACAL MUNCHKIN ...
