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THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN QUIDNUNC in SCRIPTOGRAPHIC LIMBO
By A. Lapdog
Opening frame shows
OUR HERO - CAPTAIN KEVIN QUIDNUNC (MOST INTELLIGENT OF THE MOAS)
bedecked in lab coat, scarf, safety glasses, and T-shirt with large "Q" emblazoned on his not-quite-rock-hard abdomen.
He stands atop a rocky crag with the wind blowing his scarf, arms akimbo, and looking off toward the horizon.
QUIDNUNC: "QUID PRO NUNC"
His
YOUTHFUL WARD - MAVIN FLEISCHWATER (PARTIALLY REFORMED EVILDOER)
is on right side of the frame looking particularly distinguished with spikey hair, long crooked nose, maniac eyeballs,
buck tooth, liberal neck hair, and toilet seat draped around his neck.
MAVIN: "WOULD YOU RATHER BE AN UGLY BALDING FLIGHTLESS BIRD OR WORK FOR SI AND EAT RAW CHUM?"
At the bottom of the frame is
THEIR DOG - SPLOOEY MIRZAOFF (PARTLY DEFORMED RUSSIAN WOLFHOUND)
Splooey is looking a bit addled in his propellor-topped beanie, oversized dental retainer, and small spirally tail (which
looks more appropriate for a pig than Russian Wolfhound).
THE STORY AND CHARACTERS ARE FICTIONAL. ANY SIMILARITY TO ACTUAL PEOPLE LIVING OR DEAD(BEAT) IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
