Interstellar Technical Research

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> Interstellar Technical
Research is the Principal
Subsidiary of ITR Systems,
and was founded in 1980
to produce teaching-aids
for the field of Astronomy.
> In the years since, we
have developed many other
aerospace oriented items,
and are currently doing
R&D on a series of sports
and games for use by the
Micro-G Astronauts who will
be spending many months
aboard the International
Space Station (ISS).
> Two of Earth's favorite
sports are now in the
Proto-type Construction
Phase, and three more are
in the Concept Phase.
> In addition to things
Astronomical, our 4-D Lab
Crew is well known for its
physical and theoretical
scale-models in the fields
of Biology and World History.
(...qv examples below.)
> Should you care to learn
more about Interstellar Tech,
or any of the seven other
subsidiaries of our parent
company, please contact us
by the e-mail hotlink below,
or by snail-mail at the
following address:
ITR Systems
POB 4464
Valley Village
CA 91617-4464
...0r by phone:
818/788-3579 (24/7)
Welcome aboard ITR's research
vessel "Lightning-One", and we
hope you'll have fun while
you're learning something.
Evan Hayworth
Dir./Res.
ITR Systems
ejh@itrs.org

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??? ...have you ever wondered why our Antibodies
always have such a tough time fighting off Viruses?
For one thing, it's because there's such a HUGE
disparity in their sizes!
!!! ...if our Antibody were played by a 6-foot human,
the Virus would be a sphere half the size of Luna,
our Moon, its diameter spanning the distance from
Los Angeles to Ft. Worth!

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...from the notes on "The Human-Sized Solar System":
> If the Earth-Model is the size of a kid's jaw-breaker,
then your dining-room would fit *inside* the Solar
Model, the Jupiter-Model would be your standard
inflatable plastic beach-ball that's sitting some
6,000 feet from here, and the Pluto/Charon System
Models are a pea, circled by a b-b! ...and they're
also some *8.5 miles* that-a-way!

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IF the 4.6 billion years of World History could be
collapsed into One Year - - -
>> Simple blue-green algae appear in February.
A bunch of tectonic-plates shift around, building
mountains and creating seas for a while during
the summer, and the former fresh-water algae
finally adapt to the salty world-oceans in October;
>> Even the Simple Fishes and Plants don't appear
until the last week in November;
>> The Dinosaurs appear, the Rockies are born,
and the Dinosaurs disappear, all during the
first two weeks in December;
>> Humanity's *very* remote ancestor, "Lucy", lived
in the Olduvai Gorge of Africa over 3 million years
ago, but she doesn't set her small muddy foot upon
Life's Stage until dinner-time on the Last Day of
The Year, 18:30 on Dec. 31st.;
>> Our "Immediate Progenitors", the artistic
Cro-Magnon, don't sit around the log-fire while
they sew their skins and grind their pigments
in some long-forgotten French cave, until just
a scant *four minutes* before Midnight;
>> And from Einstein to the Space Station,
all of Modern Science takes place during the
last *half-second* of The Year.
(...and if you think that we're alone in this Universe,
see pg. 2 for some quick doses of 'anti-hubris'.)

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Ad Astra

Q-rio-sae

Cogito, ergo sum.

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