IF the 4.6 billion years of World History could be
collapsed into One Year - - -
>> Simple blue-green algae appear in February.
A bunch of tectonic-plates shift around, building
mountains and creating seas for a while during
the summer, and the former fresh-water algae
finally adapt to the salty world-oceans in October;
>> Even the Simple Fishes and Plants don't appear
until the last week in November;
>> The Dinosaurs appear, the Rockies are born,
and the Dinosaurs disappear, all during the
first two weeks in December;
>> Humanity's *very* remote ancestor, "Lucy", lived
in the Olduvai Gorge of Africa over 3 million years
ago, but she doesn't set her small muddy foot upon
Life's Stage until dinner-time on the Last Day of
The Year, 18:30 on Dec. 31st.;
>> Our "Immediate Progenitors", the artistic
Cro-Magnon, don't sit around the log-fire while
they sew their skins and grind their pigments
in some long-forgotten French cave, until just
a scant *four minutes* before Midnight;
>> And from Einstein to the Space Station,
all of Modern Science takes place during the
last *half-second* of The Year.
(...and if you think that we're alone in this Universe,
see pg. 2 for some quick doses of 'anti-hubris'.)