SPATULA

Here's a buncha short text fragments and stupid pictures that, if you're in the right mood, could resemble actual poetry. If you've got any Bonzo Dog Band records handy, now's the time to cue them up.

This page is dedicated to the memory of Jack Douglas, who never met Roosevelt.


THE DADAIST MUSICAL

DANCER #1

DANCER #2

DANCER #3

DISASTER MOVIE #1

DISASTER MOVIE #2

EVEN AS MY NERVES ARE SOOTHED, I AM LEARNING

FERRIS BUELLER'S JUDGEMENT DAY

FIFTY MILES IN FIFTY MINUTES

GERTIE (A VIGNETTE)

HIS REPLY, NATURALLY, CAME AS A SHOCK TO ME

IF THOSE "STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION" EPISODE TITLES HAD BEEN A LITTLE MORE DISCURSIVE, MAYBE THINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT

I'LL NEVER WORK FOR THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT
I'LL NEVER WORK FOR THE F.B.I.
I'LL NEVER WORK FOR THE C.I.A.

"IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM CAR, EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD" HE EXPLAINED

KEEP IT LOW PROFILE, THEY SAID

KNOWING FULL WELL DREAMS ARE STRANGE, THE POET STILL CAN'T HELP BUT ASK HIMSELF CERTAIN QUESTIONS

JUST THIS ONCE

MARGARET THATCHER FREE-ASSOCIATES BRIEFLY

THE MICROSCOPIC SEPTET

MISCELLANEOUS SLOGANS #5

A NEW LETTER OF THE GREEK ALPHABET

NOTHING--NOTHING--NOTHING

ODE ON HEXADECIMAL WORDS AND THEIR ENGLISH EQUIVALENTS

ON SATURDAY MORNING THE HEAD OF MARKETING ADRESSES THE COYOTE

ON SEEING A BEATLES SECOND-STATE BUTCHER COVER ON SALE FOR A DOLLAR

ON THE GLASS

REMEMBER

RON, SALESMAN, OFFERS AN EXCUSE FOR HIS BAD GRACE

THE SANDS OF TWO JIMS

THE SECRET THOUGHT OF THE CO-COUNSEL FOR THE PROSECUTION

SMOKED CLAMS' KNEES

SOME NAMES ARE MORE INHERENTLY INTERESTING THAN OTHERS

THE SQUISHY SCALE

THE STATUS OF MY ORDER

STEEL CLEAVER

SUGAR-COATING THE PILL

TALKIN' 'BOUT JORGE LUIS BORGES

YOU SAID YOU WERE REMODELING





Poetry