say WHAT?

Hi it's me the Chaplin!

Your Instructor

Chaplin IM False, KSC Duchess of Divinity
 

Welcome to Level 3 on your path to the highly coveted KLD degree.

Lessons will be presented here as Saint Gulik chooses to present them

through his gentle probing of your instructor's pineal gland.


Our premier lesson will be on the nature of patience.

A wun anna two anna...

Guest conductor in the HCU Annex today is the rotting corpse of

Dr. Tympani Professorloon


The ReDirectors of HCU have gone to considerable trouble and expense in unearthing

the illustrious doctor for your enlightenment.

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Apparently, he is running a little late due to his hectic schedule.

(He is dead for Goddess' sake! Give him a little slack!)

Please practice patience until his arrival.

why doncha fill me up

If your patience has not been sufficiently developed to wait for the good doctor,

or if through confusion, Clearity has been attained,

please leave a donation in the grail above before leaving.