Looking for a picture of me? You won't find one on this web site. I'm not much for autobiographies. But, as a bonus, I will tell you about my cat.
Her name is Arabella. She's a princess. No, more than that: her being defines the word "princess." She complains a lot. Mostly about noises she doesn't like, such as when the humans in the house put away the dishes from the dishwasher. If she's extremely vexed, she may even yell at you for coughing too loudly.
She sits straight, as a lady ought, but does not forget the leisure in the whole business.
Arabella has beauty surpassing any other creature in the universe (known or otherwise). She's intelligent, and, believe it or not, creative. She can charm the socks off of anyone within her presence, and put to slumber anyone within range of her sleep-rays.
In short, Arabella is a very lovely, very vexing creature, and I am honored to have been selected as her keeper.