
Footloose and fancy free
My boss Gene Gilbert introduced me to John, the attorney who was taking Gene's company public.
Actually, we weren't introduced, but rather Gene and I did a fake radio interview, breaking every SEC rule in the book.
Gene sent it to John and Arthur, a major investor, and they went bananas until they found out it was a scam on them. It was
my Academy Award performance.
Gene practically kidnapped a Dominican impressionist artist from under the nose of the dictator of the country. Since
my Spanish was passable, I became Eligio Pichardo's PR person and learned a little about art. Gene was also promoting a nightclub
singer, nice lady, but his promotion might have had some personal overtones. Anyhow, I got to know the lyrics to all her songs.
John hired me as a paralegal for his Wall Street investment banking legal firm. We're still friends to this day. He had
his buddy, William Safire, tell me that I couldn't do financial PR because I was a woman. That was the first time that I wanted
to burn my bra on the spot. Nixon deserved Safire, although I grudgingly admire his writing style.
John lent me out to a client to do fundraising. My first account was Margaret Sanger's Planned Parenthood, but the second
was more interesting. It was for the English-speaking Union, and to this day I still don't understand what they do exactly.
However, I had the honor of getting Sir Julian Huxley for a small dinner for very rich contributors. I was so shy with him
that I never told him that one of my favorite authors was his brother, Aldous Huxley.

Going Downhill Fast
During this time I also did public relations on weekends for Davos Ski Resort in Woodridge, New York, where I met Dick
Parker. Dick had the most gorgeous tenor I'd heard since one or two Irish Cunard engineers on various cruises. He adored my
daughter. He asked for my hand. Yes, literally. Think he was angling for the whole package.
They made me learn to ski. It was bad enough that I couldn't bend my knees in those early stretch ski pants to get down
the lodge stairs. Never be the only adult student in a class of 10-year-olds. While they were busy snowplowing all over the
place, I fell down on the flat part of the bunny hill and made an idiot of myself on the rope tow.
Elysa had lots of kids to play with on Davos weekends while I was nursing bruises, many of which were to my ego.
It got us out of the City into some really pretty country.

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Oh, Canada
So Dick and I meandered up to Canada. He'd gotten a job offer with GT&E, so we drove across country to where Chris
was born in 1964 in Edmonton, Alberta, where God left his overshoes.
Hated it. Bloody cold. Coldest winter in 25 years, with a high of 10 below for six weeks. Beautiful sunsets. Gorgeous
lighting storms.
Chris was 10 days when we vacationed in Banff. He was the youngest to ride the gondola at that point.
Finally, GT&E send Dick south. We departed from Edmonton on a January day when it was actually warm enough to snow.
Flew to Miami and then on a Venezuelan airline to Port-of-Spain, Trinidad. The flight was the best ever: South American steak
and lobster washed down with excellent red wine, with the flight attendants (then called stewardesses) who looked after the
kids.

The West Indies
Had lots of fun. Irene Lewis, the housekeeper, was from St. Kitts and prepared red snapper for me every day for lunch.
She must have had 365 recipes.
Lived out of the town the first year, but moved to the Savannah in Port-of-Spain, a great hangout for Carnival. Elysa
and Chris learned how to swim in the pool down the street, and we had weekly picnics at Maracas beach, another swimming
hole.
If you haven't done so before, go visit the islands. Carnival is garish, crowded, and wonderful. The food is delicious.
The people are delightful.
We had orchids growing on calabash stumps in the living room, and during the rainy season, we took them out on the balcony
at exactly 12:20 PM to be watered.
Since we had race horses, I sewed the jockeys' silks in red, white, and blue, and it was just across the street to feed
our horses their carrots. We raced in Tobago twice a year in addition to the regular season in Trinidad. That was a kick.
Our pilot for Tobago (four passenger plane) was an East Indian. He used to take off in the path of a jet, put the plane on
automatic pilot, and then pray until landing on Tobago. Sugar cane brandy soothes the passengers' nerves.

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Back to the Big City
In 1966 we went back to New York, the kids and I. John gave me a job the next day, and we found Isolyn from Jamaica
to look after us. At this point I worked three jobs, so she had a lot of looking after to do.
These years were great fun, and now I can't figure out how I crammed so much into so little time.
My special friend was Bob, who made everything magic. Hope all you ladies found the like in your lives.
International Club
Since we had little family in the vicinity, we opened our home to folks from the International Club, and how great was
that. The kids learned about different countries, and everyone had a good time.
Isolyn Williams from Jamaica was our tower of strength. She ran all three of us like a well-oiled machine. Her family
followed her to New York, and they were the best.

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