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The following was a spontaneous tale pulled from the Deoxy Chat archives.  Thanks to Brad for recognising it and saving it for us.


 


07:22:21 <bcarso> great Brautigan novel btw: Sombrero Fallout
07:22:44 <#540> ??
07:22:56 <gopaniwag> i just came back from a great Walmart safari
07:22:56 <#423> to stop fighting with him to be againts org (for good cause) to need gop as much as he needs us.
07:23:09 <bcarso> a novel he's writing is discarded in the trash and keeps writing itself while his own life goes on
07:23:22 <#423> the plan..
07:23:28 <#423> nvm
07:23:33 <#540> ??????????????????
07:23:48 <Dirt> !!
07:23:54 <gopaniwag> i know a story about Brautigan, on his last night
07:24:03 <#423> ????????<?????????>???????????
07:24:24 <#423> hey i bet you guys havn't seen this for a while...
07:24:50 <#423> (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((*_*)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
07:25:07 <#423> wiggel wrigle..hehehe
07:25:12 <bcarso> true 423
07:25:31 <#540> i wish I could connect with someone
07:25:42 <#540> here
07:25:52 <gopaniwag> ^^^^(*)(*)^^^
07:25:56 bcarso thinks he's better get his butt in gear and go to dinner
07:26:08 <Dirt> peace, b
07:26:15 <bcarso> 540 aren't you connecting?
07:26:40 <#540> ((((O.O))))
07:26:41 <#423> it some times is the way 540 we come here to do something and nothing happens , it is discoraging , i know but it's just something we have to accept , it can't be forced , it looses its meaning
07:26:42 Dirt is going to wander outside for a toke or two
07:26:52 <bcarso> gop his last night alive?
07:26:54 <#540> no
07:32:00 <gopaniwag> yes bcarso...last night alive
07:34:07 herm doesnt feel like werkin just yet
07:34:49 <herm> had t' talk t' sis bout a old hex
07:35:54 <gopaniwag> dis she in sis upon it?
07:36:11 <herm> wanna hear a story bout a hex? dont know if i can do it justice
07:36:45 <gopaniwag> i love hex stories
07:37:14 <herm> but in some way it is connected with why the ring finger of my right hand is broken
07:37:52 <gopaniwag> oh oh
07:37:55 <herm> i need water kinda bad and my hand hurtz!
07:39:04 <herm> anyway, i was sittin here, mindin my OWN BUSSINESS, writtin down a memory in ancient live flame sanskrit
07:39:23 <gopaniwag> i filter my water and ozoneate it, and i have a lil thingie that charges it too
07:40:08 <gopaniwag> cool live flame sanskrit best kind
07:40:24 <herm> of when J and i were climbin at DINOSAUR pinnacle on some lovely unbearably soft round sandtone outcrop very near where i was born and learned alla this
07:41:18 <herm> we wer goin south into magic together
07:41:54 <gopaniwag> climbing in high places, brings openings to high passages
07:42:09 <herm> andf on our last day of our visit to my home stone
07:42:31 <gopaniwag> gotta go south to go north sometimes
07:43:19 <herm> her silly assed FRENCH car was possesed [side story, she knew this years in advance]
07:43:42 <herm> 40 miles we were from canada
07:44:29 <herm> and in my frtieth year i lost my dad and my J and my kidz
07:45:06 <herm> the car broke down and we couldnt leave
07:45:17 <Louis19> forwrds, by going backwards in reverse
07:46:04 <herm> we had no money and we scrounged in with my reletives
07:47:02 <herm> my dad told J i was desperate and would leave her in th desert. he offered t' buy her a bus ticket away
07:48:00 <herm> the car was FRENCH[who invented stupid SPORT CLIMBING] and no one in the ohkanogan would touch it
07:48:13 <gopaniwag> mon
07:48:55 <Louis19> irie
07:50:09 <herm> a friend of my sister finally [after 4 months[ remember the 40 motiff here] finally agreed t' werk on it fer parts and an eighth of this incredible kine grown by a fat homosexual ex cop that loved my sister
07:50:46 <herm> homosexual ex cop [remember this is about a hex]
07:51:33 <gopaniwag> da hex mon
07:51:38 <herm> but John V[our mechanic] was lazy and procrastinated forever
07:51:58 <gopaniwag> da gri gri
07:52:09 <herm> so forever that J got pregnant
07:52:37 <herm> wouldnt touch the car
07:53:06 <herm> [side story, grandma was a famous somethin or else another]
07:54:31 <herm> so i drew [in frustration one autum dusty day] a square containing a circle containg a triangle bisected into eights into the dust in the HOOD of the car
07:55:15 <gopaniwag> yantra hex mon
07:55:45 <herm> and John, without a werd said, in tabaccy drooling wide eyed frenzy got that car runnin and fer free that evening
07:57:36 <herm> and that evening, my sisters baby boy very formally and somberly showed me his friend that lived in the dirt. iyam sorry t' say that i can see his friend a lot better now than i could then
07:57:58 <gopaniwag> dat baccy a droolin down in rivlets down his cragy chin
07:58:54 <herm> and his friend had two smaller and very precious friends by the rirght hand, that were formally introduced to me by their baby future uncle
07:59:44 <herm> is what i had t' talk w/ my witchy little sistewr about
08:00:29 <herm> and we drove outta the bitter okanogan fer a long time
08:01:15 <herm> had two artistic genius kids that u really would find sweet quiet and incredible
08:01:43 <herm> damn that ring finger hurtz
08:03:00 <gopaniwag> quite a vibrant life herm
08:03:07 <herm> so on my moms 65 birthday, she gives her ring t' J
08:03:48 herm relizes just now he is stuk in this story till it ends
08:04:24 <herm> it was just before halloween, my buddy's Milos birthday
08:04:52 <herm> J. takes moms ring
08:05:04 <gopaniwag> yeah well its the story that counts
08:05:15 <herm> mom goes back into the okanogan
08:06:06 <herm> J tells herm about Robert
08:06:54 <herm> herm's dad died of chronic alchoholism in here somewhere
08:07:08 <gopaniwag> a bit o the ole red eye
08:07:39 <herm> 1] Robert
08:08:07 <herm> herm offers up, but she wants Robert
08:08:56 <herm> so i go t' vegas on my 40 th. and guess who Robert knox up?
08:09:05 <gopaniwag> note...my last post was written as you wrote yours....not after
08:09:39 <herm> and who dumps her and now i tell her fix it yerself
08:10:28 <gopaniwag> no hex up my sleeve, just psychic synchro
08:10:47 <herm> 1]Robert gone . Enter Monroe.
08:11:27 <herm> do a google search on robert monroe gopi
08:12:40 <gopaniwag> just tell me
08:12:43 <herm> Monroe takes care of my kids now, in my old house about 200yds from here, were i live one kinda rock star, roomates with another kinda rock star
08:13:57 <herm> when i was 20[1/2 40] i was into robert monroe
08:14:33 <herm> quiet bussiness man from leadfoots hometown
08:14:58 <#423> man what happened eirlier with deoxy?
08:15:21 <herm> invented hemisync, gopi, i think u got one
08:16:01 <herm> and i learned astral projection from him, indirectly
08:16:19 <#423> oops sry to iterupt such a compelling story ;)
08:16:44 <herm> and that lead me into perversion
08:17:12 <herm> and i hurt J's feelings
08:17:18 <gopaniwag> yeah i heard about that, i have a light and sound device
08:17:20 <#423> perversion? herm? nawe
08:17:33 <herm> and robert was there
08:18:32 <#423> light and sound device? like a tv...
08:18:37 <herm> so i moved in with my buddy chris, who graciously pretends to not notice what iyam up to
08:19:00 <herm> and i had time t' party
08:19:32 <herm> i hadn't done psechedelics in 6 0r 7 years
08:20:10 <#423> did they really fuk u up when u started again?
08:20:20 <gopaniwag> no a small hand held maachine that has special light glaasses and head phones...that uses brain frequency and lights, to alter consciousness
08:21:00 <#423> oh like a tripp me out of this world machine..
08:21:02 <herm> and this dying transdimensional parasite begs me to save it. i am bereft of my family, and i quite cognisiantly agree to host this diing vampire
08:21:58 <herm> it begs for escape to another planet, but i tell it, iyam only a monkey.
08:22:13 <#423> where do you get these crazey "light sound" machines?
08:22:21 <gopaniwag> well ok the plot thickens!
08:22:25 <#423> lih..
08:22:29 <herm> so it tells me to get a computer
08:23:12 <#423> i take it this is a dream?
08:23:38 <gopaniwag> o got minr from Tools for Transfornmation, easy to find on the net
08:23:49 <herm> and u gotta know, i really did live in and outta caves most of my adult life outta choice. i mean, this was hillarious
08:24:09 <#423> ok...anyway go one with the crazey ness herm
08:24:17 <herm> dude, no dream, this is my damn literal life!
08:24:17 <gopaniwag> Transformation*
08:24:45 <#423> lih...lihlihlih
08:25:15 <herm> so i get the damn computer and i am into crypto zoology
08:25:31 <gopaniwag> not transfornication
08:25:48 <#423> dead animals?
08:25:57 <herm> my first ever e-mail was to BFRO about weird stacked boulders i found in yosemikte
08:26:00 <#423> ok gop..i got it ;)
08:28:04 <gopaniwag> i knew you would dear
08:28:58 <#423> ...what happened?
08:29:13 <#423> deoxy going squirly again
08:29:46 <gopaniwag> them old weird stacked boulders gotta mean somtin...fo sho
08:30:02 <#423> dimitry is jedi? wow
08:30:21 <#423> tell me more...
08:30:25 <herm> back iyam, dimitri u scoundrel
08:30:26 <gopaniwag> that was me goin squirly, deoxy was just blinkin
08:30:52 <herm> my hand hurts, damnit!
08:31:06 <#423> trying to detur me eh?
08:31:09 <PsychoScream> Deoxy is back online!
08:31:38 <#423> your jedi mind triks do not work twice on me...
08:31:43 <herm> as i was sayin, i grew up with th' colvilles, who told of blue eyed stick men
08:31:45 <gopaniwag> i can't help it if i have a sexy bushy tail
08:32:01 <#423> ps yeah it went down eilier...why ?
08:32:11 <herm> google search on kenniwickman
08:32:19 <PsychoScream> Dimitri must be tweaking settings and fixing certain areas of the website (I hope).
08:32:42 #423 wonders what world herm has been living in.
08:33:05 <herm> there is politics involved, the notion of blu eyes predating the indians in the okanogan
08:33:13 <gopaniwag> a tweak here a geek there
08:33:16 <#423> i think he is fuking with us :| jk ;)
08:33:55 <gopaniwag> what ancient politics?
08:34:05 <herm> so iyam[this is on my website] sittin right here, researchin these stickmen
08:34:10 <PsychoScream> "Tweaking" means "adjusting" when you're talking about computers.
08:34:33 <#423> really? where aer they found?
08:34:54 <#423> yeah i figured that PS.
08:35:06 <herm> kenniwickman is the notorious 4000 yr old caucaisian fossile found in my sisters front yard
08:35:27 <PsychoScream> I hope Dimitri gets the user settings screen to work again. Every time I want to look at my profile or make adjustments I get "Page Not Found" or some like error.
08:35:35 <#423> hu...
08:35:43 <herm> followin alla this?
08:36:02 <gopaniwag> is that like bog man?
08:36:14 <herm> 40
08:36:24 <#423> page not found pisses me off , stupid pages (it like a book , where do they go?) stupid pages..
08:36:39 <herm> google i dont lie
08:37:16 <PsychoScream> Actually I'm not using the right words. It's been so long since I've been there I forgot what it's called. It never works so I just forget about it.
08:37:21 <#423> man that suked i was really going to conecct with 540 but then boom ...offline deoxy whent..)
08:37:24 PsychoScream sighs.
08:37:32 <gopaniwag> they found some ancient dood in a bog in europe
08:38:38 #423 wants a sandwich , holdthe mayo. extra mold ;)
08:38:52 <PsychoScream> Blah! The Adderall I took yesterday morning is just now beginning to wear off. I only got 4 hours of sleep.
08:40:14 <#423> god damn dimitry!
08:40:32 <PsychoScream> Slam! Down and up again!
08:40:41 <#423> adderall? like that shit from fear and loathing in lv?
08:40:49 <herm> stop it, d, i aint gonna do this again
08:40:58 <#423> or who ever is diong that.
08:41:15 <PsychoScream> Hum? Adderall is a stimulant drug.
08:41:35 <herm> so i get up from readin about the stickmen, and trip over a damn foldin' camp chair
08:41:37 <#423> like meds?
08:41:53 <#423> lih herm...
08:41:57 <gopaniwag> bob man
08:42:05 <herm> impale myself in the sternum
08:42:17 <PsychoScream> It's a medication for Attention-Deficit. I'm switching to Ritalin because it doesn't last as long.
08:42:33 <gopaniwag> split sternum
08:42:43 <#423> lih (sry i no it's not nice to laugh at others misforutne but )
08:42:44 <herm> lie in the dark dyin again
08:42:56 <PsychoScream> Adderall doesn't get you high (unfortunately).
08:43:10 <#423> owe tough break hermaliciouse
08:43:29 <#423> oh i see PS.
08:43:48 <herm> and so now, i can't climb or werk or even hold a guitar[which sux, my roomie is a blooming legend]
08:43:50 <gopaniwag> (fortunatly) i don't care
08:44:17 <#423> this is a recsenct story from the book of herm! wow
08:44:25 <gopaniwag> not you herm
08:44:36 <herm> but opticus, remember him? i bought him this computer
08:44:39 <#423> i dooo!
08:45:32 <gopaniwag> well ADD and AHDD are very key issues these days
08:45:34 <herm> and understand, iyam an illiterate feral cave boy
08:45:39 <Kimberland> Hi
08:45:43 <#423> since when did this become private chat?
08:46:14 <herm> but i made him a website[ i called him the wyrm then]
08:46:22 <#423> oh no! the sex man cometh...*sigh*
08:46:40 <Kimberland> ??
08:46:43 <#423> ha wyrm thats good
08:46:59 <#423> no comment...
08:47:27 <herm> and i rtecovered and amused myself surfin the web
08:47:51 <#423> then?
08:48:02 <gopaniwag> shlamosel
08:48:15 <herm> [lotsa layers here, and iyam exausing mys elf keepin them coherent]
08:48:45 <#423> gop jewish?
08:49:02 <gopaniwag> mys elf iyam
08:49:10 <herm> i "accidentally" came accross messages exchanged amoung a group of aussies concerniong accacia trees
08:49:20 <gopaniwag> yiddish
08:49:24 <herm> u see where iyam heading?
08:50:01 <#423> no , but continue
08:50:18 <herm> and using this, opti was able to give me HIS recipe
08:50:32 <#484> k bakc
08:50:36 <#423> for what, aya?
08:50:48 <#423> hey fellow #
08:50:57 <gopaniwag> and they have a story about stickmen, yam i aiiit?
08:51:01 herm ponderz a moment to decide if and why he will continue
08:51:49 #423 ask for a sandwich of part 2 if he won't
08:52:10 <herm> [guys, iyam so damn tired and in such pain]
08:52:20 <gopaniwag> stickmen...dood
08:52:34 <#484> just got some great mushrooms
08:52:44 <#423> ok if u must , then no sandwich needed (are u on painkillers?)
08:52:51 <#484> just been out of it for a few hours
08:53:10 <gopaniwag> dat cool herm...take some ass burns and a nap
08:53:40 <#423> were they gold capped w/blue and white staems?
08:54:18 <#423> sleep tight then, don't let the dmt elvs bite..(to hard at least)
08:54:27 <#484> white
08:54:28 <#604> buh?
08:54:36 <#423> 484?
08:54:47 <#423> ok nvm.
08:54:57 <#423> humbug
08:55:02 <#484> speaking of dmt I had my first dmt experience a few nights ago
08:55:02 <#423> ?
08:55:13 <#423> yeah and...
08:55:22 herm is on i bong hit, 3g P. harmala, 3g cubensis, and c. 80 mg NN
08:55:29 <#423> look we did it again just like that ,, all numbers
08:55:47 <#484> and it was amazing
08:56:04 <#423> sounds fun herm throw that in my sandwich ;)
08:56:30 <#484> herm what doesn't kill ya only makes you stronger
08:57:00 <Kimberland> herm : What drugs are those?
08:57:24 <gopaniwag> can i vaporize harmala, or rue, or
08:57:24 <Kimberland> 484 : YOU tried DMT?
08:57:25 <#484> kimber dmt harmala and cubensis
08:57:29 <#423> soft but beatiful ones.
08:57:44 <#484> kimber yeah a few nights ago
08:57:50 <#423> lih
08:58:01 <Kimberland> 484 : And?
08:58:31 <herm> so i sit here on the morain with our band. I cultivate a hyperdimensional symbiont. I fix windows and iyam a semilegendary climber. but very slowly, i think, they are staring t' see i got the cookies and i ain't givin' any away. I plan to wion without a shot being fired.
08:58:35 <#423> harmala are seeds rite? (or do some seeds contain harmala?)
08:58:35 <#484> was the greatest expereince of my life
08:58:54 <Kimberland> 484 : No details?
08:59:34 <#484> felt of a rebirth everything was new and strange the auro of lights overwhelmed every sense
08:59:37 <#423> undescribable or very describale
09:00:01 herm bows head, but smirks knowing what wasn't said.....;}
09:00:19 <gopaniwag> harmala is the woody vine ahuaska ingrediant
09:00:25 <#423> lih..ok herm..
09:00:44 <#484> kimberland it was a crazy trip
09:01:05 <Kimberland> 484 : tell!
09:01:06 <herm> and iyam done with that hex story about a car
09:01:11 <#423> where is passion flower found?
09:02:10 <gopaniwag> lotsa smirks and qerks
09:02:21 <#423> oh...
 

 

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