Thursday, September 25, 2003
Cut the Fat!
9:51 am pdt
Got an E-mail from Earthlink. My site sucks up to
much band width or whatever, and it is much too popular for a non-commercial site. If I don't cut some fat, they're
gonna shut me down. Excuse me for doin' a good job.....
Prolly I can cut a few non-essential photos, and enfold any future
additions into my ghost site on linked pages. I think that is the best way to go for now.
Leaving tommarow for Vegas! Batchelor par-dee in the Stratosphere
Penthouse! $$$$$ Everyone but me gets to go climbing after. I'm gonna take pics and whine about my
ribs. Might go back to work next week.
Had a nice chat with my Ex yesterday. Could have done without
that. We both know we fucked it up, but I need to move on..... Back to work!
Edit! Edit! Edit!
Saturday, September 20, 2003
Human Dradle, Spinning Around, How Cum you don't Dizzy Out and Fall Down
11:09 am pdt
A great, low key gig with TCB last night. I met
a Yummy gal named B...., prolly never see her again. So nice- After
tons of work, I think the site finally has it's basic shape, but I plan to continue adding pages and editing content. Judging from the data in my sneeky-peeker, it seems that wormspew's biggest fan is someone in the NETHERLANDS!
They are the ones listed in my site meter as spending the most time and reading the most of my pages. Welcome to Wormspew,
hollander! Could I interest you in a smoke and a pancake? A bong and a blitz? Is there no pleasing you? Watch this space-More to Cum!
Thursday, September 18, 2003
8:56 pm pdt
my computer plays tricks on me. I'm hooky from worky
tryin' to fix a rib, and confuzer tells me it wants a whole morning of updatin' and downloadin' and coaxin' before it's gonna
let me get anything done. It's so cute! Check out my revision of the interesting climb's page. Take a hike
Tungsten City Band at whiskey Creek in Mammoth tomarow night!
Wednesday, September 17, 2003
Tungsten City Band this weekend in Mammoth!
3:03 pm pdt
That's right y'all! TCB plays Friday and Saturday Nights
at Whiskey Creek North this weekend, No Cover! 9:00 pm
Stylee funk-jazz-fusion dance sounds from our own Eastern Sierra. I'll
be there freakin' by the speaker. Oh, I do like them purty gals up t' Mammoth!
see my links page for more TCB updates.
Monday, September 15, 2003
EEwww, it makes me wonder~
4:32 pm pdt
Yesterday I googled, today I don't. Jissum, lissen to yerself! Thine
ways are wyrd..........
I'm getting flamed over in rockclimbing.com over postings about people
telling people to wear helmets. I dug into the User Profiles to check out my biggest provoceteur; turns out he
has the same name as my little boy! Not a very common name, actually this is the only other time I've heard it.
Cool! The site has nearly maxed out it's webspace- I gotta idea where to find some more........
Sunday, September 14, 2003
4:26 pm pdt
I am so proud! google wormspew and there
we are! Just like a Real Website.....
12:03 pm pdt
Some heavy editing this weekend. I busted that old
camera up into little bits. $220 later, and I got a new fancier one, so I went on a picture taking craze, trying to
get a little content here, ya know.
Turns out, I set my fancy camera for maximum resolution fer purtier
pictures, but that uses lots and lots of memory, and I overflowed my Max of 10 MB that I got here. When that happened,
about half of my pics disappeared! I was up all night re-downloading and editing. Some things are just gone.
The Nekkid Folks page was cut in order to conserve memory. I think, eventually i can swap out my hi- res pics for some
fuzzier ones, and thus free up some room. I will at least rotate pics to keep things fresh, but I will have to look
at ways to expand this site if it is to develope as i envision it.
Folks over in crypto seem overly grumpy and agitated. Damn ferret
over there calling me obscure names, I think. See what gives~
Running a website turns out to be a lot o' work. It is deveoping
right along as the premire shwartzphenomen-mountaineering page on the net. I sorta got the market cornered. I
may be the only one who can do this stuff and still write about it, too.
Keep the flow goin' both ways, my imaginary readers! Let's make
this stuff come alive~
Friday, September 12, 2003
Cheap Digital Cameras!
8:17 pm pdt
Check out the new look. I got a cheap digi cam and I
think I deleted all its brains, my ol' pentium 4biggig sucked it dry like like a chupacabra's breakfast. At least I
got a few good pics first. I went out to photo petroglyphs on the Devil Boulder today, where i once dug up a blood
sealed envelope addressed to lucifer. Thought i had me some content, but the damn camera is in a vegetative state.
Tenaya and Jevy are hangin' out tonite. Tenaya choose the color of today's
posting. Those kids interface with the computer far more naturally than I do. Uh-Oh....
Keep the feedback comming in, this is your chance to CONTROL MY MIND.......
And if anybody knows how to resurrect my d-cam, you tell me what.
Thursday, September 11, 2003
8:35 pm pdt
Okay, check out what i did. There are new photos and content about
climbing on the reccomended routes page. Couple of good additions to the Mailbag. Also, I changed the design of
a couple pages, just to add to the caos. I tried to scrunch things up a bit to reduce scrolling, but it only helped
a little. If anybody out there is a Trellix Wizard, feel free to tell what buttons to push.
Got a three day weekend, but with a busted rib, think I'll mostly work on this site
and hang out a little with Tenaya and Jevy, two of my very favorite people. Don't be shy, stir the pot. Tell me
what you want to see. I'll do it or tell you why I won't. Take a ride!
Tuesday, September 9, 2003
4:43 pm pdt
Comments on this site are trickling in. I will consider all suggestions,
consistant with my ability to implement them. Those of you who spy, well, I've known 'bout the likes of you for a long
I have a report that my guestbook doesn't work, but it seems to whenever I try it. I'm gonna
get rid of that sucker if it don't do anything. Hit one of the contact me links or just email me if you are posting
comments that I don't seem to repond to.
C'mon, folks, step up and ride the pony!
Monday, September 8, 2003
Bouldering Jauggernaut Approaches
7:12 pm pdt
Still hot in the midday, But noticeably cooler onna ends. Z'up t' Aspendale today [California's Highest
Elevation Permanent, Year-round, Residences], and it was nippy! If you goan' go upina montains these days,
best wear a poly-top or better, one o' them nice fuzzy prana or paddygonuts light fleece shirts@.
I like those folks over in crypto; just a nice, big disfunctional family. Go check out some profiles, and see if
you don't get family reunion deja-vu!
Sunday, September 7, 2003
Dead Bear Photographed
8:14 pm pdt
They dared me, an' they got no clue what they're dealin' with. I bought me a digital camera and drove out past
Mono Lake and went on a run thru the stinging nettle and the quicksand. After a couple of hours, I took some pictures
of tufas and checked out a creepy freshwater spring that drained into Mono Lake. Crestfallen, I srarted back, and within
a mile of the truck, there it was - the legendary dead bear. Most of it was gone, including the head, but i got
some photos to prove , once and for all, that dead bears just lay there and smell bad. I'm gonna try to put a dead bear
photo on my mysteries of the wyrm page. [and in case your worried, I'm pretty sure i separated my lower left rib
from my sternum. it clicks when i hiccup.] Off to work tommarrow at the h.s.
Saturday, September 6, 2003
Should I get a Digital Camera for this Site?
10:12 pm pdt
Would any of you like more pictures? Bouldering season will be here soon. The folks over in cryptoville have dared
me to produce a picture of a dead bear. Will I actually bring a Camera with me anywhere?
Is there anybody out there?
10:44 am pdt
Been trying to spread this address around a little in cyberspace, and I wonder if anyone ever stumbles over this crap[uhm,
useful misinformation, I mean}. If I have an audience, please tell me, and I will try harder to make a spectacular
fool of myself. Go to the feedback page and fire off a note to let me know ya care. There
is some new stuff on the links page, and some new content on the routes page[the secret tungsten hills circuit, oooh!]
My chest still hurts-I probably seperated the lower left rib from my sternum, I think. I think it sucks. And how
come my return key won't work? Computers are like dogs, the smart ones are the hardest to handle. Keep in
touch, world, and I may do likewise.
Tuesday, September 2, 2003
Waiting for the Worms.......
9:28 pm pdt
The worm finds you when it finds you. I was in a forum at cryptozoology.com, talking 'bout native american legends
of the stickmen. I clicked a link and saw, in a totally unrelated site, an entry for "stickmen". [www.indianchild.com/stick-man-animations.htm]
Read that email address again and tell me this thing ain't tring to say something. Ewweeee-ewwwww! Synchronicity!
I clicked on it and it was cute little stick figure animations. Oh, well. I got up to get something to eat, and
I tripped over a folding chair. I fell down upon it, and the aluminum tubing corner jabbed me in the solar plexus,
right on that little cpr nubbin called the xyphoid process. If I hadn't caught myself as I went down, I believe I may
have impaled myself. I lay on the floor gasping and my vision going all tunnel for about ten minutes or so.
I was deadly scared; I thought I was gonna die. It may have been the closest call I've had for a while [read this
blog, I get a lot!] I held a 2lb bag of frozen peas on my chest all evening now, I've got a purple bruise right
over mi corazon, and it still hurts like all Jisum Crow. Point is, you can die in yer bedroom, impaled on
a chair, and it's as likely to happen as being struck by lightning, or eaten by a lion, or falling off a mountain. Any
given scenerio is highly unlikely to get you, but it is absolutely certain that something will. It speaks, and we will