Aww… damn… my head hurts. I knew I shouldn’t have joined Mustang into the bar last night.   -AT **************************** I am NEVER letting Mustang take me out drinking again...   -MB **************************** Maybe if I close my eyes hard enough, this swirling image of Mustang in a mini skirt will go away...   -WA	No, I am not angry. I’m only a little bit irritated. DON’T MENTION MY SIZE AGAIN!!   -AT **************************** If you thought automail kicked ass, I'll show you what I can do with it...   -MB **************************** You know, I can deal with a fanfiction every now and then, but write a RoyxEd and someone gets hurt.   -WA	If Winry got to hear it, he was really dead by now. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got my share of laughter to do. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!   -AT **************************** I did not need to know that... or maybe I did... hehehe.   -MB **************************** (Ed suddenly starts to act like Digiko) Myoo-hoo-hoo, what was that i heard? A little crush, Al? (giggle) Kids...   -SM **************************** Boy, have I got something to tell my diary tonight!! But for the future, Al, keep your secrets to yourself, or we may all bust a gut.   -WA
I know it’s not original… but I’ll be a stone if I understand what’s written in here. I’m just pretending I understand it. Really. Don’t tell this to anyone, please. … When’s lunch?   -AT **************************** I wish I could read Japanese...   -MB **************************** So, this is Mustang's secret diary.......   -MH **************************** Its really interesting, honest! High school girls writing their every thought on paper for the better of mankind, everyone should read this!!   -WA	He… Called… Me… SMALL!!!!! AAAAAAARGGGGHHHH!!!!   -AT **************************** IS THAT A ROY x ED DOUJINSHI I SEE THERE?! or Did I hear the word MILK!?   -MB **************************** WHY MUST FANGIRLS SEND ME PICTURES OF ME AND ROY DOING...THINGS?!!!   -WA	Oh my god… That’s even smaller than me!!!!   -AT **************************** Oh crap! That's MY suitcase!   -MB **************************** (some fat lady's suitcase breaks open and huge underwear fly by) OK...really wish I didn't see that...now please excuse me as I gouge my eyes out. (walks away very slowly)   -SM **************************** Al...Winry...WHAT?!!   -WA
So this is what I smelled before… Someone left the cesspool open.   -AT **************************** Awww... It didn't grant my wish...   -MB **************************** A pool of boiled milk...Excuse me while I hurl.   -WA	I… Hate… Dogs… Cansomeoneremove this fuzzy, flea-bitten piece of dirt from me? I can’t breathe…   -AT **************************** Al... will you please remove the polar bear?   -MB **************************** Oowww...Back...Cracking...   -WA	Actually, I’m not writing to Winry… This is a love letter, written in code, to Lieutenant Hawkeye. I’ve always loved elderly women. You didn’t know that, did you?   -AT **************************** Shnickies. I forgot how to spell my name...   -MB **************************** Nina, there are words on here no child should see...Yes, Al, I'm writing to Mustang...   -WA
Al… That’s not funny… WILL YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME A WARNING NEXT TIME?!?!   -AT **************************** Ahahahaaaaaa!!! You will NEVER beat my huge mouth-yell skills!   -MB **************************** How the hell did that kid steal my super awesome pocketwatch without me knowing?!!   -WA	I seriously wonder if there is a way to transmute Colonel Mustang into one of these delicious teriyaki. (now we know where the food poison comes from. Oo)   -AT **************************** I wonder if I could [eat] more than fifty of these…   -MB **************************** If we get the Philosopher's Stone, Al, I'm going to break the Law of Equivilant Exchange and make a million of these...My dream will come true!!   -WA **************************** Maybe if I stare at it long enough it'll do a trick.   -SH	Kuso… It’s that flea-bitten mongrel. Again.   -AT **************************** [$&%^#!] I can’t transmute giant killer dogs! … I’m doomed.   -MB **************************** I JUST MANAGED TO GET THE DROOL OUT OF MY PERFECT BLONDE HAIR!!! NOOO!!!   -WA
No, we’re not suspicious or anything. Just look at yourself, will you? Heheheh…   -AT **************************** Come on, Al, you promised never to take off your helmet to others… STICK TO IT!   -MB **************************** Nothing to see here! We're not blowing up figurines of Mustang...Hee hee.   -WA	Al… You too…? (I'll leave it up to you what they have in common)   -AT **************************** That… that… that thing! So complicated! Brain… melting!   -MB **************************** W-winry? Why? And...How?!! (The rest of this is too disturbing to type)   -WA	Let me go, I don’t want to drink any milk, I’d rather die!!!!!!!!!!   -AT **************************** Let… go… must… smash… person!   -MB **************************** Let me go, I won't strangle Havoc for calling me short...PSYCHE!!   -WA
I never thought this would work, you know? I just made it up in the spur of the moment. But it turned out quite fine, didn’t it?   -AT **************************** Don’t worry, I don’t rust nearly as much as you’d think!   -MB **************************** Yep. Great job, Al. I knew you had an inner hat rack self waiting to be awoken.   -WA	My stomach’s protesting. I really hope I can get lunch when we’re back. I think I start wasting away.   -AT **************************** Damn them all. I am not going to listen to what you’re all saying! Ever again!   -MB **************************** There she goes...Auto-mail this, stop slinging it around that...Jeez, does she ever shut up?   -WA	Milk…?   -AT **************************** …………… Ew.   -MB **************************** Why does Mustang have these pictures in his trunk? Ewww...Al, I think we just found out more about Mustang then ANYONE ever needed to know.   -WA
I never knew someone found me cute!!!! If only it wasn’t said by the most fat and ugly woman in the world…Typical my luck.   -AT **************************** My GOD what’s that SMELL?!   -MB **************************** Why are fangirls dancing in a ritual in front of me?   -WA	Well, it does look like me, right? It has the same braid and upright strand of hair at least. Not to mention the fact that the sound volume is the same as well…   -AT **************************** Everyone stay calm! My brother Al and I have only taken over military command, that’s all. Nothing to worry about.   -MB **************************** If anyone has seen a teddy bear, dressed in black clothes with a red coat with alchemist symbol on the back...Please alert Edward Elric in the front car. Thank you...   -WA	EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH??????????? She chooses Colonel Mustang?!?!?!?!?!?!   -AT **************************** Waaaaaaaaah you stole my cool watch thing! You’re so mean!   -MB **************************** Aiiieeee, they should really close the door!!!!!!   -WA
That was not nice of you… Feel my wrath!!!!!!!!!!!   -AT **************************** FEAR ME DAMNIT!   -MB **************************** Mustang...You're going to wish you hadn't said ANYTHING about my height. I've had it!! Rawr!!! *pounces*   -WA	.	Did I hear someone calling me ‘shrimp’?   -AT **************************** You… will be my next victim… *evil growl*   -MB **************************** Call me short once, shame on you. Call me short twice, shame on me!!   -WA (Winry the Alchemist)

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