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Roy's Story
by K. Armstrong
(It has nothing to do with Alex!)
Roy: *ring, ring..* HELLO!
Hughes: Hey, Roy, are you coming to Central this weeknd?
Roy: Yeah why?
Hughes:
I just wanted to call and say we have some leads on Scar.
Roy: Ok, thanks. Bye!
Hughes: Oh, and Roy, you might want
to find a wife too! What about Riza?
Roy: The Second Liutenant? No Way!
Hughes: Oh, come on, Roy, you know you like
her (in a tattle tale voice).
Roy: Huuughes!(fingers in snapping position).
Hughes: Ok, fine, go ahead and live your
life in pathetic loneliness.
Roy: GOOD BYE! (slamming the phone down).
Hawk: Sir, our budget can't afford to buy you
a new phone, so be gentle with it!
Roy: Uh! (wondering what Hughes had said) Second Liutenant. Uh? (runs to his room).
Hawk:
Knock knock!
Roy: (opens the door) Ah! Um?
Hawk: Sir, you've been ignoring me alot lately.
Roy: No, I haven't!
(in a high voice) I mean, no, I haven't (once again in a lower tone).
Hawk: Okay, then could you go and feed Hayate for
me? I'm going to grab some coffee with Havoc!
Roy: Havoc?
Hawk: Do you have a problem with that?
Roy: No! (slams
the door and cries like a little girl) Why me? I'm such an idiot!
Hawk: Um! Sir?
Roy: Leave me alone you mean lady!
Hawk: Okaaay!
Havoc: So how did it go?
Hawk: Fine. He's sitting in his room
like a little girl crying!
Havoc: Good! Does he even know it's his birthday?
Hawk: I don't think so. I guess Hughes
did a pretty good job!
Havoc: Yeah, but it cost me half my life savings to get him that Kodak camera!
Hawk: How does
Ed fit into the picture?
Havoc: He's supposed to have his yearly alchemy exam today so when Roy is there supervising him take
the test, he'll transmute the decorations. We'll all yell suprise. You'll send him a text message that says, "Are we
still on for Saturday?" and he'll be sooo happy.
Hawk: I paid all the girls in the military 50 dollars if they would wear
a miniskirt to the party.
Havoc: Really! (in his head "oh man this is gonna be great"). So what will you be wearing?
Hawk:
I guess the usual cocktail dress.
Havoc: Alright.
Hawk: So do you have the guest list ready?
Havoc: Yep!
Hawk:
Did you invite Armstrong?
Havoc: No, but I know he'll ruin the party with his family crap.
Hawk: Listen, you little
chain smoker of a man, when I tell you to do something you do it or else, instead of just having Alex talk about his family,
I'll invite his family!
Havoc: Okay then! Gosh, is it your time of the month again!
Hawk: (hits him in the head with
her gun) Too bad, no ammo.
Havoc: What the hell you do that for?
Hawk: You're impossible!
Havoc: WTF?
Look it's Ed and Al!
Hawk: What happened Al? (Al: wig, nose, the whole clown package)
Ed: It wasn't my fault he decided
to be a clown!
Al: Oh, come on, I thought I would try to help with the party!
Hawk: It's all right.
Hawk: Oh Ed what
are you going to wear?
Ed: I don't know. Whatever's left I haven't torn up.
Hawk: Well, Hayate is gonna wear this cute
little dog tux. It's gonna be so cuuute! (saying this in a teenage gossipy fashion queen voice)
TIME FOR THE PARTY!
Well, to make a long story short all the guys got drunk, all the women
got restraining orders, and for Ed he would rather have had Al the clown other than Havoc's big idea for strippers! Oh and
Hughes got the third degree form his wife. "How could you let Alicia go into a party like that huh? Huh?"
Oh, and when
Ed asked Winry to dance on a slow song Winry couldn't find a wrench so she hit him across the head with a wine glass.
THE END!
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