One day, young Ed was given his first glass of milk. Being curious, he tried to use alchemy on the milk. BIG MISTAKE. The milk was really hot, and it splashed on him!

Poor Ed contracted milk disease, a horrible and painful disease where one shoots milk out of their nose for day on end. His lasted for about 2 weeks.

After he was healed from the horrible milk disease, he became afraid that if he ever drank milk again, he would start squirting milk out his nose again, and that hurt!

So, Ed never drank milk again.

The moral of this story is: Give a kid water, and he'll be happy for a day. Give a kid milk, and you'll traumatize him for the rest of his life.

The end.