Running from Winry,

She’s got her wrench in hand,

Is Alphonse human?

He needs to understand

Edward is not short, although many don’t know

That the fact our favorite dude, will continue to grow

 

Oh, Wrath rebels,

Gluttony smells,

But Roy does smell worse

And if you call Ed Elric small,

At you he sure will curse

 

Ed gets mad,

When Al says,

Things about their dad,

And there’s the fact

Roy Mustang is a

Pervert just a tad

 

Al finally clocked Ed,

In episode 23,

He was really mad,

That we all could see,

 

Oh I wish that,

Hughes was still alive,

Cause there is the sad fact,

He died in episode 25

 

Oh, Wrath rebels,

Gluttony smells,

But Roy does smell worse

And if you call Ed Elric small,

At you he sure will curse

 

Ed gets mad,

When Al says,

Things about their dad

And there’s the fact

Roy Mustang is a

Pervert just a tad

HEY!