Part 1

*Ed fixes bicycle for tourist*

Tourist: *looks disappointed* I thought that the Fullmetal Alchemist would fix my bike...*points at Al*

Ed: I did.

Tourist: *stares down at Ed, confused* You're the Fullmetal Alchemist?? From what I heard, he's a tall guy with a suit of armor hanging around some midget tryin' to get credit off him.*points suspiciously at Ed*

Al: Brother.... You know what the doctor said about getting angry and what it does to you...

Ed: I'm not angry.

Al: *checks Ed's eyes* Are you sure????

Ed: Yes, I'm sure. It's bad to be mean. *acts like an angel*

Part 2

*Al and Ed sit on a bench in bazaar. Al examines Ed suspiciously*

Al:Are you sure your okay??

Ed: Yes, my dear brother.

Part 3

*All of a sudden, a guy that looks like Ed walked up eating teriyaki chicken, saw Al next to Ed, and stopped.*

Other Ed: Uhhh...Al who is he??

Ed: Why, I'm Ed. *positioned like an angel*

Al: Uhhh.... *stares at Eds confused*

*People walk by whispering, "Geez, look how short that kid is! Where'd he get his clothes? The kids aisle??*

OtherEd: *Turns head evilly like in The Exorcist* Who ya callin' short! *Chases people around bazaar, cursing*

Al: I think i know which one is the real Ed...

Part 4

*Real Ed locked up in prison*

Ed: *stares out prison cell bars* Al, you get back here! You know damn well which one of us is real!!

Al: (thinks: At least this Ed is nicer...)

The end.