This is the second page of lyrics to the internet album, Mr Jekyll & Dr Hyde. These songs are intended as social and political satire and deal with subjects that may not be appropriate for children, though there is no obscenity or adult language. Discretion is advised.

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Mr Jekyll

&

Dr Hyde

 

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ADDITIONAL LYRICS

John Wayne (Was A Thespian)
Southern Baptist
Bill's Dick
Tinkie Winkie


John Wayne (Was A Thespian)


I saw him in Red River, that's how he got his start
With all the other actors overseas, he got the part
The way he walks, the way he drawls
You'd swear he had grit, you'd swear he had ****

But he lied about the football, he was strictly second string
He wore a lot of make-up and his name was Marion
American manhood would never be the same
But here's a little secret Œbout the late John Wayne:

CHORUS:
John Wayne was a thespian
John Wayne was a thespian
More than Dirty Harry and Cool Hand Luke
They say John Wayne was a really butch Duke

John Wayne was a thespian
John Wayne was a thespian
He wore a bandana, had a thing for a horse
The explanation is he was a thespian of course

2. An American hero, brave and true
He defeated the Nazis and the Japanese too
Beat the rustlers at noon, the Apaches at dawn,
And with the USO he did a tour of Vietnam

But underneath it all he led a double life
He never served his country, he stayed home and beat his wife
The Freudians say he was his mother's son
The semioticians say that's why he wore a gun

CHORUS

Just like Jodi Foster....
Just like Anne Heche....
Just like Rosie O'Donnell....
And Ellen DeGeneres....

John Wayne was a thespian
John Wayne was a thespian
He wore a lot of make-up, his name was Marion
He put the Ma back in Macho he's a thespian


© 1999 Hugh Blumenfeld/Hydrogen Jukebox Music

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Southern Baptist

I'm gonna be a Southern Baptist
My doctrine's been revised
Be a missionary to the Mormon and the Jew
Get them all baptised
I'm gonna be a Southern Baptist
Lead a good Christian life:
Buy some canes, whips and chains
And find a submissive wife

A Southern Baptist girl should dream
of spankin' new clean floors
Get roped into the carpool
And tied down with the chores
Obedience is her glory
I'm master of the house
My Bible's bound in leather
So why not my lovely spouse?

I ain't gonna listen to your taunting
I ain't gonna listen to your jeers
What the hell, we've done damn well
The last two thousand years
There's only been a little bit of raping
Mayhem, crime and war
And if it comes to Armageddon
Well what d'ya think we've been praying for?

I'm gonna be a Southern Baptist
Militia man for Christ
Be a missionary to the Mormon and the Jew
Get them all baptised
I'm gonna be a Southern Baptist
Lead a good Christian life:
Buy some canes, whips and chains....
(oh heck, maybe I'll just go ahead with that sex operation too...)
And be a submissive wife!


© 1998 Hugh Blumenfeld/Hydrogen Jukebox Music

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Bill's Dick


Everybody wants to see Bill's dick
If what they say is true he must be thick
Paula Jones testifies
That she has seen the defendant rise
And though his lawyers say he's got it licked
Still everybody wants to see Bill's dick

Everybody wants a peek in Clinton's jock
Oh sure, go on pretend you're really shocked
No one balks at corporate welfare,
Campaign finance laws or health care,
But now that they got Monica to talk
If you say you got a peek in Clinton's jock

The Executive Branch is on our minds
While the Legislative Branch is right up our behinds

Everybody wants to see Willie's worm
It may be a fallacy but I stand firm:
A penis is more prurient
When it's hanging on a president
And that's how he got a second term
Everybody wants to see Willie's worm
(watch him squirm)
Everybody wants to see the White House staff
(what a laugh)
Before the next election
I wanna see the First Erection
Even though we all know that he's a prick
Everybody wants to see
Everybody wants to see
Everybody wants to see
Bill's dick.


© 1997 Hugh Blumenfeld/Hydrogen Jukebox Music (ASCAP)


Tinkie Winkie

Tinkie Winkie little fag
How I love your shoulder bag
Up above your head so high
Pink triangle in the sky
Jerry Falwell must suspect
You're anatomically correct

© 1999 Hugh Blumenfeld/Hydrogen Jukebox Music

 


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