Aliases Galore!!Date: Sep 30, 1990 By: Dork From Ork [An Alias of Mine]
To: Jenny Silas
Re: All this chatter about Birthdays!
Jenny,
There are a lot of messages in hear about yore birthday. What does that mean? On my planet we don't have birthdays, so Eye am not sure what the translation from Orkanese to English means (or even the other weigh, from English to Orkanese).
Sew there is something special about this day? Hmmmm. I just read from Petal Picker that he was going to SIGN you a song. Are you deaf? Why would he sign you a song? Hmmmm. It is very, very, mysterious to me.
Oh! I get it (bright light shining on my head). This day IS special! I just looked at my device for keeping all the days in their proper order (you call it a clock? No, a thermometer!), and figured it out all bye my lonesome.
Today is the first thyme in the 1990's that the date September 30th has occurred? Did I get it rite? I gnu I wood. It was simple, after awl.
Know? Well then I REELLY no! (No, I am not going to tell ewe [ha ha hah!]). It is the last day of September, and that is something oui should all celebrate, butt Eye still don't know why people wood send you congratulatory messages to yore alter-ego Zyllah, and call it a "Birthday."
None of your Terran habits make any cents two me sew I will just say "Happy Birthday Zyllah," and hope it is not something really bad, or even disgusting. (Ewe humans are really strange. Stranger even than the Bylotrogians, and they are buy far the strangest people in the Milky Way Galaxy).
Turk rote you a poem. I am trying to learn how to do this, but English is two hard to learn inn. I keep thinking that I understand your words, then some won tells me that "read (reed)" means to look at words and understand them, and "read (red)" mean you already looked at them and understood them. Sheesh! Crimanitsy! My mind reels at the weirdness.
How you can understand what any of you are talking about is beyond this Orkian's ability.
Anyway hear goes:
Happy Birthday Zyllah (Apollo gize
if this offends)
Ewe r nicer than the Ayatollah
Even if Eye don't no Y
Every1 is sew dinghy
They even capitalize the wurd
This langwidge iz a smorgusboard
Butt eye think Aye yam lurning
Now their will bee know more frowning
Awl I realE must accomplish
Iz make my wurds seam gurlish
Find tha words that end tha same
Uh pome Isle have, just sea hear madame
This iz fun and owe, sew e-z
Out in the feeled and pick ewe a day-z
Hand it two ewe just lyke this
Aren't U glad you r a her & knot a his
Thanks four teaching me how 2 rime
Sew really e-z I must bee awesome
Buy 4 now & remember Jenny
Ewe make me smile, that iz funny!
*DFO*
Written by Dale E. Malone, Due
U speak english 2?
The Great & Wonderful Kahuna wants to know!
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