TO: Ralph Stokes FROM: Dale MaloneSUBJECT: More of Bubba
RS> IF the Rapture takes place this month as one preacher I know
RS> of has GUESSED that it might, you all will not have to worry
RS> about seeing a post from me or Harold again, forever. In
RS> fact, you want see us until the Great White Judgment Throne
RS> of God when he drags you up out of hell to be judged and cast
RS> into the lake of fire. THEN, you'll hear from us again
Ralph, at any moment in time, one of your ungodly lot is predicting the end of the world and has been doing so for thousands of years.
Your infallible prophets are included in this list. This is always some round-eyed, unwashed, demon claiming that now is the time and this is the place. One day it will happen and everyone will overlook the millions of errors and say, see, I told you so! Pitiful, dregs of the Universe, whose only hope is for suicide and pray for an outside agency to accomplish this for them.
I have this feeling deep in my soul that Jesus will take you over his knee and beat your ragged-ass, then toss you into hell in your beloved lake of fire. If he does, I am sure he will wear surgical gloves and a gas mask (grin).
Sodomites are one thing, but you are entirely another kettle of fish. Or maybe he will not deign to touch your scaly flesh but will delegate that odious task to some fiendish minion reserved for that triumphant moment of truth.
RS> How is that, you say? Witnesses. That's right, the LordRS> Jesus will call us out and NAME the dates, messages, and
RS> everything, right down to WHEN you read it. He'll pointRS> out to you that you COULD have been saved, but you deemed
RS> yourself unworthy of salvation.
What a dreadful day that is going to be for you. What terrible screams will issue forth from your vile lips as you protest your innocence and claim that Pete and Dave are to blame. That you followed the WORDS and reviled, and mocked, and scoffed, and belittled, and judged, and NOW you are being told you were wrong?
I hope I am not there to see it. I have offered you the knowledge you need to remove the scales from your eyes, I have shown you the beam in your own eye, and I have contributed hundreds and hundreds of words to help you find Jesus. Your sorry ass will be cast into the fire and all those that bought your tripe will accompany you.
That is something I would not want on my soul. But this is something that will have to happen, the Universe demands it!
Justice will be served!
Written by Dale E. Malone, Am
I a heathen, going to hell?
The Great & Wonderful Kahuna wants to know!
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