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Sunday, February 27, 2005

WELL, hey--- five outta six ain't bad!
In case you missed it---here the main Oscar winners for 2004:
 
Best Picture: Million Dollar Baby
Best Director: Clint Eastwood
Best Actor: Jamie Foxx
Best Actress: Hillary Swank
Best Supporting Actor: Morgan Freeman
Best Supporting Actress: Cate Blanchett
 
So the only one I missed was the lovely and talented Cate B. for her turn as Kate Hepburn in "The Aviator." Not bad. As seen below, I was leaning heavily toward Virginia Madsen, but I'll settle for Cate.
 
 Actually....hmmmm....
 
I'm thinking a Dean Sandwich Special with Cate and Virginia (or "Ginny" for short) as my sourdough rye. NOW you're talkin'! My next favorite item on that very special menu, of course, would be a Dean Sandwich with Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek as my pan dulce---but hey, don't wanna be too greedy, do I?
9:46 pm pst

Thursday, February 24, 2005

My 2004 Oscar Pix! Weed 'em & reap. Or something.
It's that time again: where I stick my neck out and put forth my picks for this year's Oscar winners. As usual, kindly feel free to offer to buy me dinner should I hit all six top awards!
 
And here they are! (drumroll)
 
6. Best Director: Clint Eastwood. The only other guy close is probably Marty Scorscese, but I didn't like Aviator anywhere near as much as M$B. And Clint's not won anything since 1992's Unforgiven (which I also loved), so it's about time.
 
5. Best Supporting Actress: Virginia Madsen. Hand's down the best comeback role in films this past year. Former scream-queen grows up and makes good in a role that's sexy, warm, endearing and just so very. Woof!
 
4. Best Supporting Actor: Morgan Freeman.  Although I missed Jamie Foxx's turn in Collateral, I understand it was excellent. However, no one nominated this year has the power and gravitas that the criminally-heretofore-unawarded Freeman gave to Million Dollar Baby. A lock, IMHO.
 
3. Best Actress: Hillary Swank. Although I haven't set out to give M$B a sweep, I have to admit that Hillary did an amazing job. In the interest of full disclosure, howsomever, I haven't seen the highly regarded work of either Imelda Staunton nor Annette Bening. But based on gut reaction, I'm going with Hillary.
 
2. Best Actor: Jamie Foxx. I haven't seen Ray yet. I'm so ashamed! And yet, from my finely honed sense of zeitgeist-reading, my gut tells me this is Jamie's year.
 
and finally
 
1. Best Picture: Million Dollar Baby. As much as I loved Sideways, I know it's not the kind of film that the Oscar voters eat up and give Best Pictures to. Finding Neverland was, however, along the lines of those Merchant-Ivory productions like Howard's End and Remains of the Day. However, since Clint seems to be carrying the day (in my mind, at least), I'll go out on a limb and suggest that M$B is the one.
 
So! There you have it. Feel free to tell me how wrong you think I am!
Then blow it out your saddlebags.
 
11:14 pm pst

Monday, February 21, 2005

Hunter S. Thompson dead at 67

Hunter S. Thompson first crossed my transom in late 1979, when I turned 20. Although my knowledge of HST was limited to some of his Rolling Stone ramblings, my new attention coincided with the release of the film Where the Buffalo Roam, loosely based on he and his writings. It had little to do with the film, however. Rather, the publicity surrounding it passed HST’s books under my nose, and I bit. 

            Naturally, my first dose came with Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, his quintessential work. I haven’t re-read that book in probably fifteen years, but certain scenes from it (and Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’72) stand out as some of the most hysterically crazed, funny and deep-down true prose ever committed to paper. In fact, even after the mid-90s release of Terry Gilliam’s version of F&LinLV---a book that was probably unfilmable, but a nice try anyway--- those same scenes in the book stand out much more in my mind’s eye than in the film version. 

My personal appreciation for HST’s work was shared by those who have become my lifelong friends, Dan, Pete, Tim---and in fact, I think that was what made us friends to begin with in some cases. We all enjoyed the man’s desperate wit, and his often frightening pushing-of-the-envelope inspired us in ways we are still working off of, decades later, in some fashion. At least I know I am.

I had always admired HST’s ability to break a story down to its essence, shift stuff around, and build a brand new idea of that story’s truth (injecting himself into the process wherever possible) and never losing sight of the original notion. Sorta like written Cubism, as Vonnegut has described it.

            So a great writer and a unique personality is dead. To be frank, that he apparently committed suicide with a gun does not surprise me. Instead, I thought he would’ve snuffed it long ago during one of his legendary ibogaine rituals. But now he is genuinely gone, and yet another original has left the world a more barren place. Raise a highball of Wild Turkey and ice in his honor. Cazart!

 

11:17 am pst

Wednesday, February 9, 2005

Well, hell's bells. All's swell.
I figure two weeks is long enough to not write...so here I go again. Congrats!
Let's see...
My subbing career proceeds apace. I've been working approximately three days a week since mid January and received my very first paycheck for teaching last Friday! Here it is:
 
check
Whoo hoo! Fat City!
 
I've signed myself up for other districts outside of LAUSD (Glendale, South Pasadena and soon Pasadena), with the help of friends who are teachers in each. Hopefully that will pan out into actual subbing jobs in some other district than LA Mummified. And in elementary schools, instead of the middle-and high schools I've been finding myself in. After all, that's where my credential is!
 
In other news.....
The Bush White House and its Propaganda Corps have sure been working overtime lately---witness the debacles surrounding media types Armstrong Williams (paid $240,000 to shill for Bush's "No Child Left Behind" act in his nationally syndicated column as well as his TV and radio shows), columnists Maggie Gallagher and Michael McManus (who received $21,500 and $10,000 respectively, for pushing the Bush marriage initiative) and now the incredibly specious press credentials of Jeff Gannon of Talon News, who "somehow" finagled his way into a Bush press conference and used that opportunity to lob marshmallow-soft and very right-sympathetic questions at Der Fuhr---I mean, Mr. President. Not only did he smoke Bush (an interesting turn of phrase, I know!) but he had rightwing nutjobs Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity equally snowed. Haw!  
 
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9:47 pm pst

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