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Daddy’s Girl

By: Ginny and Lisa    Rated PG


The Monkees had just finished a gig several towns away, and were now headed back to their home in Malibu. Because it was such a long trip, the four of them would take turns driving while the other three slept.
The car suddenly stopped, throwing the four boys forward. Davy, who had been expecting the stop since he was the one driving, was able to brace himself on the steering wheel.
"Is that how they teach you to drive in England?" Micky mumbled as he picked himself up off the floorboard and resumed his position in the front passenger seat.
"Next time you want to wake us up, say 'Hey, guys!' or something." Mike added from the back seat.
"Sorry, guys! But it looks like an emergency." Davy said.
Micky, Mike and Peter all looked around for any signs of an accident, devastation, trauma...anything. All they found was a lone girl walking down the road toward their car.
"Oh, no! Not again!" Micky moaned as he ducked down in his seat.
"Drive away, Davy. Just keep driving." Mike ordered.
"You can do it, man! I have faith in you." Peter added.
"I can't, guys! It's not safe for a girl to be walking all by herself this time of night." Davy said.
"Yeah, four long-haired weirdoes in a souped-up red GTO might come along and snatch her away." Micky grinned.
"Davy, you get us into more trouble because of these not-so-helpless girls you run across." Mike said.
"Remember the girl in Mexico?" Peter said.
"And the vampiress." Micky added.
"And then there was the girl with the circus." Mike said.
"Am I to be blamed for the girl at Dance-A-Go-Go, Miss 'Yeah, brains!' Brenda, and Russian ballerina also?" Davy asked.
"One time, shotgun! Just one time for us!" Mike said.
"Shh! Here she comes!" Peter said.
A young woman walked up to the car and set her duffel bag on the ground.
"Need a lift?" Davy asked.
"I would appreciate it." the girl smiled.
Mike and Peter made room for her in the middle seat, and she squeezed in between them.
"Where from?" Mike asked.
"Bayonet Point. A small town of maybe two stores about thirty miles south of here." she smiled.
"I didn't see it." Peter said.
"We were probably sleeping." Micky said.
"Oh if you sneezed you would have missed it." the girl laughed. "My name is Leslie Howard."
The four boys gave their introductions.
"Pleasure to meet you." Davy smiled into the rear-view mirror at the girl.
"Eyes on the road, babe." Micky said.
Davy frowned at him, but continued to drive.
"Where are you headed?" Peter asked.
Oh, I'm not sure yet." Leslie shrugged.
"Well we stop in Malibu, so you'd better make up your mind by then." Mike said.
"Malibu!" Leslie grinned. "That sounds wonderful! I'd be happy to!"
"Happy to what?" Davy asked.
"Stay with you guys for a while. Thanks!"
Once again the car lurched forward as Davy slammed on the breaks.
"That does it!" Micky exclaimed. "I'm driving!"
As Davy and Micky traded places in the front seat, Mike tried to get them out of this hole before they got in too deep.
"Now look miss, we in no way said you could stay with us and you can't!" Mike said.
"I wouldn't be any trouble. I'm a good cook!" Leslie said.
"Sold!" Micky exclaimed from the driver's seat.
Mike offered him a sour look.
"I rather like the idea me-self!" Davy smiled.
"Cut it out, you two!" Mike said.
"Really, Miss Howard, you wouldn't like it there. There aren't any other girls, and what would your parents think?" Peter said.
"Oh it doesn't matter!" Leslie shrugged. "I'm running away."
Everyone was thrown forward as - this time - Micky hit the breaks.
"You were saying?" Davy glared at Micky.
"A runaway?" Peter asked.
"You're kidding, right?" Micky asked.
"No, I'm not!" Leslie said.
"How old are you?" Mike asked.
"Fifteen." she answered.
All four of the guys groaned.
"Micky..."
"Got it, Mike!" Micky said as he did a U-Turn.
"What are you doing?" Leslie asked.
"Taking you back home." Mike said.
"You can't!" Leslie exclaimed.
"We will!" Mike said.
"Leslie, you can't run away from home. You're just a kid." Davy said.
"And we can't just leave you here in the middle of no-where." Peter said.
"So all that we can do is take you home." Mike said.
"You take me back, and you'll be sorry!" Leslie warned.
"Oh and what are you gonna do?" Mike snorted.
"I'll tell the police that you four kidnapped and mistreated me."
Mike, Leslie and Peter hit the back of the front seat while Davy nearly flew over the dash. Micky, who had stopped the car in the middle of the road, was now looking at Leslie in horror. His eyes shifted to Mike.
"Mike?"
"She's bluffing!" Mike said.
"Am not!" Leslie said.
"You wouldn't!" Davy said.
"Watch me!" Leslie smirked.
"We were only trying to help you." Peter said.
"If you want to help me you'll take me with you or drop me off right here." Leslie argued.
Meanwhile, Micky glared at Davy.
"Good going, midget! You did it again!"
“Well?” Leslie demanded. “Do I come home with you or not?”
“Ok, you can come home with us, but ONLY for one night.” Mike said, pointing a finger in her face, “Understand?”
“Thanks, Mike.” Leslie smiled, throwing her arms around him and giving him a big kiss.
Micky turned the car around again and drove the rest of the way home. The others tried to get Leslie to tell them more about her family or why she was running away, but she simply said she was unhappy with her home life.
“I just can’t take it anymore.” Was all she would say, shaking her head.
When they got home, the five of them went inside and Leslie looked around the pad.
“Groovy place, guys.” She said. “Where do I sleep?”
Mike pulled out the bed from inside one of the sofas.
“You’ll sleep here tonight.” Mike said, as Davy brought over a pillow and blanket.
“Here Leslie.” He said, “Goodnight.”
“Goodnight all of you and thank you.” Leslie replied.
The Monkees simply shrugged and went into their bedrooms, none too happy about having a runaway staying over, let alone one who blackmailed them into doing so.
 
The next morning, the Monkees were awakened by the smell of breakfast cooking.
“Is that pancakes I smell?” Micky asked, wide awake.
“Yeah, smells good, too.” Mike yawned.
The two quickly got washed and dressed and went downstairs to the kitchen. Davy and Peter were already there, digging into the pancakes.
“Hope you saved some for us.” Micky said to them, sitting down.
“I made plenty, Micky.” Leslie smiled and placed several of them on his plate, then onto the plate in front of Mike.
“Thanks, Leslie!” Micky exclaimed as he dug in.
“Thank you.” Mike said, not looking at her.
When Leslie went back over to the stove, Davy whispered to the others.
“She was right, she is a good cook.”
“Doesn’t matter.” Mike whispered back, “We’re taking her home or to the police.”
“But she’ll tell them…”
“I don’t care, her family’s probably worried sick about her.” Mike put in.
“How were the pancakes?” Leslie asked, bringing over the coffee pot.
“Very good, Leslie.” Davy replied.
“Told you I was a good cook.” Leslie replied, beaming.
“Still doesn’t change the fact you shouldn’t be here, Leslie.” Mike said, trying to reason with her. “Your parents must be worried about you.”
Leslie slammed the coffee pot down on the table.
“I told you I’m running away!” She said angrily. “What my parents think doesn’t matter anymore!”
“What if we really had mistreated you last night, Leslie.” Peter asked, “Don’t you see the danger of being alone and away from home?”
Leslie looked at the floor. “You four don’t see the danger of me being home.”
“What do you mean, Leslie?” Micky asked.
“I mean not everyone has a happy home, Micky.” Leslie replied.
She sighed and went into the living room, where she picked up her duffel bag. The Monkees followed her.
“Where are you going?” Mike asked.
“I’m leaving, just like you want me to, Mike.” Leslie replied, “I don’t want the four of you getting in trouble because of me.” She walked over to the door.
“Let us drive you home or to the police station, Leslie.” Peter said, walking over to her. “If you’re having problems at home, you can talk to them and they’ll help you.”
“No they won’t.” Leslie said, shaking her head. “You don’t know my Dad. Goodbye and thank you for letting me stay last night.”
With that, Leslie opened the door and left the pad. Micky silently pulled it closed. The four Monkees looked at each other, pondering over what Leslie had told them.
 
Leslie hefted her duffel bag higher onto her shoulder as she walked down the street. She knew she had to keep moving on or her Dad would find her-just like he had found her Mom when she had run off. To her relief, she came upon the Malibu bus station. Checking her pockets, Leslie determined she had enough money to go to San Francisco. She hoped that would be far enough.
Walking inside, Leslie began to walk over to the ticket counter, when a strong hand grabbed her upper arm.
“Hello, miss Howard. Nice day today, isn’t it?”
Leslie looked up at the source of the voice. It was a heavy-built dark-skinned man about thirty years old with a scar under one eye.
“Let me go, Sampson.” Leslie demanded, “You’re hurting my arm.”
Sampson snickered, but didn’t let go. “Your father is going to do more than that to you when we get home.” He said.
“I’m not going back!” She shouted.
“I think you are.” Sampson answered gruffly, “Your father doesn’t like disobedience.”
He began to drag her toward the door, but blocking the door were Mike and Micky.
“I don’t think she wants to go with you, mister.” Mike said.
“Get out of our way.” Sampson snarled.
“Do as he says, you two.” Leslie said, “He’ll hurt you.”
“Yeah.” Sampson sneered, “Do what the lady says.”
Mike and Micky backed away. Keeping his eyes on the two Monkees, Sampson walked backwards out the door with Leslie. Since he had his back to the door, Sampson didn’t see the luggage cart until it crashed into his legs, courtesy of Davy and Peter! The thug went sprawling to the ground. Mike grabbed Leslie’s arm and the five of them ran over to the Monkeemobile.
Unfortunately, it didn’t take long for Sampson to recover and he was soon hot on their heels. Micky knocked over a garbage can and kicked it into Sampson’s path. Once again, Sampson fell to the ground. That gave the five of them time to get into the Monkeemobile and speed away.
Sampson cursed as the watched the car speed off. They may have won this round, he thought to himself, but he had gotten a good look at their license plate.
 
“Are you ok, Leslie?” Peter asked her.
She shook her head. “I’m such a fool. I should’ve known the bus stations would be watched.”
“Who was that creep?” Micky asked.
“His name is Sampson, one of my Dad’s enforcers.” Leslie said, looking at the floor.
“Enforcers?” Davy repeated, “I don’t like the sound of that.”
“Why did you guys come after me?” Leslie asked.
“Well, it sounded like you didn’t have a nice home life, so we decided to help.” Peter replied.
“We’re going to the police right now.” Mike said firmly.
“It’ll do no good.” Leslie said, “My Dad is rich. He has the police and the local politicians in his back pocket.”
“What does your Dad do for a living?” Micky asked, not liking what he was hearing either. “Tell us so we can help you.”
There was a long silence in the car while Leslie decided if she should tell the men what she knew. Finally she reached a decision.
“My Dad’s in the mob.” Leslie whispered, “He’s always meeting shady-looking men. He gets real mad and violent when I ask further. He gets mad and violent even when I don’t ask. I couldn’t take it anymore, so I ran away.” Leslie put her head in her hands and began to cry. “But not before I took some of his papers. I thought I could use them to prove he was in the mob.” She held up the duffel bag.
“What about your Mom? Can’t she help?” Peter asked, putting an arm around her shoulders.
“She’s dead.” Leslie said simply, wiping her eyes, “She drowned in the ocean a few years ago, but she was a good swimmer.”
It was silent in the car for several minutes, until Mike pulled into the driveway of the pad.
“You’re not taking me to the police?” Leslie asked.
“No, you’re gonna stay with us a while longer, Leslie.” Mike said, as he let her into the pad. “You see, your Dad may know some important people, but so do we.”
Mike looked back at his friends with a smile, a few seconds later, they caught on too and smiled as well.
 
A few hours later, as Leslie and the Monkees were watching TV, police sirens were heard and they were coming closer.
“Sounds like the police.” Leslie said, “I knew it would only be a matter of time.”
“Just stay calm, Leslie.” Mike said, as they all got off the couch. “It’ll be ok.”
The police sirens stopped in front of the pad and a few seconds later, the front door was kicked open by several policemen, guns drawn. They ran inside the pad.
“Hold it right there!” One of the policemen barked. “Put your hands up!”
“What’s going on?” Mike demanded, raising his hands, “You can’t just barge in here and…”
“Oh yes they can.” Another voice said, “Especially if I say so.” The owner of the voice came from behind the policeman. He was a tall, evil-looking man with slicked-back brown hair and wearing an expensive silk suit. The man looked at Leslie.
“Oh, there’s daddy’s girl.” He said with a smile, “I’m glad to see that you’re safe.”
“No you’re not, Dad.” Leslie replied.
Leslie’s Dad walked over to her and slapped her across the mouth.
“Still defiant, just like your mother.” He said, “Well, when we get home, I’ll give you another lesson in obedience. Now where are my papers?”
“Right here, sir.” An officer replied, grabbing the bag from the floor and handing to him.
“I don’t know what you were thinking, Leslie.” Her Dad said, opening the bag and looking the papers inside. “Trying to run away when I need those papers, and for your sake they better all be in here.” Satisfied everything was in order, he grabbed Leslie’s arm. “Let’s go. Now.” He ordered.
“What about us?” Davy asked, “We found her walking by herself on a dark road, don’t we get an award?”
“How about that I don’t tell the police you abused her after finding her walking along the road?” Mr. Howard replied.
“No, dad, they were nice to me.” Leslie replied.
“Shut up.” He growled at her, then turned to the Monkees. “You boys hear what I said? Keep your mouths shut and you’ll live a lot longer.”
“And what if we don’t?” Micky asked, “What if we tell the authorities that you’re in The Club?”
“So you’ve been talking, eh Leslie?” Leslie’s Dad growled, walking over to the Monkees. “You have no proof. All my proof is in this bag.” He said, holding the bag up. “You know too much now, I think you boys are due for a swimming accident.”
“No, Dad, please leave them alone.” Leslie begged.
“Shut up, unless you want to go with them.” Her dad growled.
“You’d kill me too?” Leslie cried, “Just like Mom?”
“Your mother was a meddling fool!” Her dad shouted, “She couldn’t keep her mouth shut, just like you! I had to get rid of her.” He turned to his men. “Take them all out and drown them!”
“What about the police?” Davy asked.
“What about them?” Mr. Howard laughed, “I control the police around here, along with several members of the local FBI and CIA. Nobody will question what happened.”
“I don’t think so, Mr. Howard.” Another voice said from above.
Everyone looked up to see two men in suits standing on the landing at the top of the stairs.
“And who are you?” Leslie’s Dad shouted.
“I’m Inspector Blount and this is agent Modell from the CIS.” Blount replied calmly, showing his badge, “And you all are under arrest.”
Suddenly, several men appeared on the landing with them, guns drawn. Other men came charging through the front and back doors, plus from Peter and Davy’s downstairs bedroom. Leslie’s Dad and all his men were completely surrounded, and within seconds they were all disarmed.
Leslie’s dad looked at all the CIS agents and then smiled at the two agents now coming down the hurricane stairs.
“Under arrest on what charges?” Leslie’s dad demanded.
“It would take until next week to mention them all, Mr. Howard.” Inspector Blount replied, “But for starters we can have the murder of your wife, intimidation of witnesses and attempted murder.”
“You have nothing on me.” The gangster said, trying to hide the duffel bag. “I was just joking, right Leslie?” He dad asked, but his daughter just glared at him.
“You had mom murdered.” She whispered, tears coming down her eyes. The gangster looked over at the two agents.
“Perhaps we can come to some sort of arrangement, gentlemen.”
“No dice, Mr. Howard.” Inspector Blount replied, “My men and I have been after you for some time now. You’ve managed to bribe or intimidate the local authorities into stonewalling our investigation.”
“But these young men called us and told us about your daughter.” Agent Modell said.
“Now we have all the proof we need to put you away for good.” He snatched the duffel bag away from the gangster.
“Plus, everything you’ve said has been recorded on video and tape.” Micky said, walking over and pulling a poster off the wall. Behind it was a video camera. “I think we have an air-tight case, right inspector?”
“Right, take them away.” Inspector Blount told his men.
Soon, Leslie’s dad, the crooked cops and the other gangsters with him were handcuffed and taken away. As soon as her Dad was gone, Leslie began to sob. Davy took her in his arms and held her close.
“It’s gonna be ok now, Leslie.” He said softly, “You did very well. Your Dad isn’t gonna hurt anyone ever again.”
But Leslie shook her head. “He’ll get out of this somehow. He’ll bribe and threaten people just like before.”
“Not this time, Miss Howard.” Agent Modell replied, handing her a tissue, “We’re not based in this area. We are, shall we say, outside of your father’s influence.”
“Yes, we’re from the Central Intelligence Service, a secret government branch which deals mostly in espionage and other hard-to-crack cases.” Inspector Blount added.
“I never heard of you.” Leslie admitted, wiping her eyes.
“Neither did we,” Micky chuckled, “Until about a year ago, when Peter picked up the wrong fortune-cookie and we ended up helping the CIS capture the Dragonman, a Chinese spy leader.”
“Wow.” Leslie said, looking impressed.
“When you said your Dad had bribed or intimidated the local authorities,” Mike said, “I figured the only people we could count on was the CIS.”
“And we’re glad you did, Mike.” Inspector Blount said proudly, “That makes two criminals you’ve helped put behind bars.”
“Maybe you could make us junior agents?” Peter asked hopefully, but Inspector Blount shook his head.
“I’m sorry boys, but your lives are going to change now.” He said.
The four Monkees looked at each other, then at the inspector.
“What do you mean?” Davy asked.
“The Inspector means that all of you, including Miss Howard here, will have to enter our witness protection program.” Agent Modell answered.
“Why?” Peter asked.
“Unlike Dragonman’s gang, which was small,” The agent replied, “The gang Mr. Howard controls is large, and no doubt word will travel quickly about his arrest.”
“And like other mafia gangs, they will stop at nothing to get revenge on those who put Leslie’s Dad behind bars.” The inspector finished.
The four Monkees gulped at this.
“So what happens now?” Micky asked.
“Now, you boys better pack up what you can and do it quickly.” Agent Modell told them, “You’ll have to come with us now and we’ll put in you in a safe house where Mr. Howard’s gang can’t find you.”
“Now?” Peter asked.
“Yes, now.” Inspector Blount replied, “Time is of the essence.”
“What about me?” Leslie asked, frightened.
“You’re going to a different safe house with your Mom’s sister Jean, Miss Howard.” Inspector Blount replied, “I’ve already arranged for her to be taken there.”
“How long will we be in this safe house, Inspector?” Micky asked.
“Until at least Mr. Howard’s trial.” The inspector said, “I’m sorry, but this is all for your protection. We’ll also make sure your families know what’s going on.”
The Monkees nodded sadly. They understood, but weren’t happy at all about it.
 
So the Monkees quickly packed up their clothes and instruments and walked out over to the waiting cars with Leslie. She stopped and turned to them.
“I want to thank you four for helping me.” She said. “And I’m sorry too for getting all of you into this. I just didn’t want to go back to my dad.”
“It’s ok, Leslie.” Davy said, “We’re glad we could help you.”
The four Monkees gathered around Leslie and gave her a group hug. Agent Modell cleared his throat and the group separated.
“I’m sorry, but we have to go now.” He said.
“Will I see them again?” Leslie asked the agent.
“Probably at your Dad’s trial.” Agent Model replied, “For your safety and theirs, you’ll all have to stay hidden.”
Leslie nodded her head and looked at the Monkees once more.
“Goodbye, guys.” She smiled, holding back her tears.
“Bye Leslie. Take Care.” Mike said.
Leslie then got into the waiting car and the Monkees were escorted into another. The cars drove off, leaving behind the empty pad.
 
After several months, John ‘The Animal’ Howard went on trial for a long list of crimes, including murder, extortion, drug dealing and tax evasion. Bolstered by the papers in the duffel bag, the video tapes, and the Monkees’ testimony, he was sentenced to life in prison with no parole. Many other members of ‘The Club’ were also arrested and convicted as well, bringing down one of the biggest mob groups in California history.

After the trial, fearing retaliation from the mob, the CIS relocated the Monkees to another city. Unfortunately, after the trial, Leslie and her aunt had to change their names, so the Monkees were never able to contact them again.

 

THE END

 

Cuffed

By: Mickys411 and Larrysgirl Rated G

The Monkees were hanging around the pad one day. They had a gig that night, and had spent most of the morning practicing, so they decided to take a break.
Davy was on the phone making a date for the next night, with his new girlfriend Heather; Peter was eating a sandwich, while Mike and Micky played a card game.
"I got a six," said Mike, placing a card on the table.
Micky placed a card down and said, “I got a nine, you lose.”

Mike just shook his head, and picked up the today's paper, while Micky was now using the cards to make a house.
"Hey fellas,” said Mike reading the paper, “There’s going to be a magic show happening at the club we’re playing tonight.”

"Groovy, I love magic shows,” said Peter, eating the last bite of his sandwich, “Can we go?"
"Well, the show starts at seven and we go on at eight, I guess we can go," said Mike.
"Outasite, I haven't seen a magic show in years," said Micky.
"Same here," said Davy.
The guys then headed to the club.

When the guys arrived at the club, the found a table by the stage, and waited for the show to start.
Just then the manager of the club appeared on the stage and introduced the act.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the great Hankdini," said the manager.
The crowd and the guys clapped when the middle aged magician came on stage.
He had short grey hair and wore a typical magician’s tux.
"Thank you and welcome to the show," said Hankdini.
The show then started; however Hankdini was really no magician at all.
The rabbit in a hat trick didn't work, as the rabbit escaped from under a table on stage instead of Hankdini’s hat; his milk in the hat trick didn't work, for he ended up getting covered in it, and the birds that were suppose to fly through some rings didn't work either, for the birds flew out of an open window.
One of the birds drop an unpleasant surprised onto Micky's shirt. Mike and Davy held back from laughing, while Peter handed him a tissue.
Needless to say, the crowd, including the Monkees were not impressed with the show; however Peter did clap to cheer Hankdini up.

"Maybe I should go to the last trick,” Hankdini muttered, he then spoke up “For my last trick, I'm going to need two volunteers.”
“I can do that," said Peter, getting out of his chair and up on stage.
Davy went after him.
"Peter, wait a minute," he said.
Hankdini stopped him.
"Thank you young men for volunteering," said Hankdini.
He then grabbed a pair of handcuffs off his table.
"And now ladies and gentlemen, I will now handcuff these two volunteers together.
Hankdini then handcuffed Davy and Peter together.
Though Davy looked concerned, Peter was enjoying being on stage.
Hankdini then placed a red kerchief onto Peter and Davy's handcuffed hands.
"And now, ladies and gentlemen, when I remove this kerchief, our volunteers will be free,” said Hankdini.
He then removed the rag, but Davy and Peter were still handcuffed to each other.
The crowd did not like this one bit and began to boo Hankdini.
Some people even were even threw pillows and some peanuts that were in bowls on the tables.
Hankdini then packed up his items and left the stage.
“Hey, what about us?” Davy asked.
"You're on your own kid,” said Hankdini, who then muttered, “Why didn't I listen to my mother and became a dentist?"
The club manager then came on stage and said, “Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down.”
The audience then stopped booing and throwing stuff.
"In a few minutes the Monkees will be performing.”
Davy and Peter then began to panic.
"C'mon, Peter!' Davy exclaimed, "We gotta find that magician so he can unlock us!"
Before Peter could reply, Davy was dragging him back stage.
From the audience, Mike and Micky couldn't believe their eyes.
"What are those two doing?" Mike demanded, "We going on in a few minutes!"
"I think they were still handcuffed together." Micky said.
"Well, let's get them uncuffed." Mike said, getting up and heading back stage as well.
It didn't take too long before Mike and Micky found Davy and Peter.
"Did you find the magician?" Mike asked.
"No, he's gone." Davy said, "It seems the one act the great Hankdini could do right is the disappearing act."
He then brought his hand up, still cuffed to Peter's hand.
"Oh no!" Mike and Micky said together.
At that moment the band manager took to the stage again to introduce the guys.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the Monkees," he said.
For once in quite sometime, the crowd began to cheer.
"Well, here goes nothing," Davy sighed.
The Monkees then appeared on stage, approached their instruments and began to play.
And right from the start of the performance, problems began.
As Davy was about to move his hand to hit his tambourine, he swung his arm, causing Peter to turn and the two fell over.
Though, he was singing, Micky tried his best to keep from laughing as did Mike.
When Davy and Peter got up, Peter was about to play his bass, when it was now Davy's turn to cause the two to fall over.
Unfortunately, they caused the drum set to collapse.
The audience did not like this one bit.
"BOOOO!" went the crowd.
The manager the came on stage once more and yelled to the Monkees, “That’s it! You're fired!"
The guys then collected their instruments, which was difficult for Peter and Davy to do, so Mike and Micky ended up doing most of the work.
As they sat in the car ride home, the two struggled to free themselves.
"Come on, Peter quit pulling, you're making it worse," said Davy.
"No, I'm not," said Peter.
"Guys please,” said Mike, “It's been a lousy night.”
When the guys got home, getting ready for bed wasn't such an easy task for Peter and Davy.
As Davy was about to climb into bed, Peter stopped him.
"Wait a minute, where do I sleep?” Peter asked.
"Fine, you can use my bed, and I'll sleep on the floor," said Davy.
"But your bed is hard as a rock."
"Then you can use my bed, and I'll sleep on the floor."
"You bed is too soft."
"Will you two stop arguing so I can get some sleep?" said Micky.
"Yeah, we'll take care of the problem in the morning," said Mike.
Peter ended sleeping in Davy's bed, while Davy slept on the floor.

The next morning at breakfast, Davy and Peter looked tired out.
"I couldn't get a wink of sleep, that bed was too hard for me," said Peter.
"I don't know what you're complaining about, you had my bed," said Davy.
"Let's just get you two unstuck so we can end this already," said Mike.
"Good idea," said Micky.
Mike and Micky tried different methods to free Davy and Peter from the handcuffs.
They tried cold water, but Peter and Davy's hands turned to ice, they tried steam, but no such luck, and even sawing the handcuffs off with knives, but the handcuffs broke all the knives.
"This isn't working," sighed Davy.
"We're trying," said Mike.
"What's with you, you got a date?" Micky said with a laugh.
"Oh no," said Davy.
"What's wrong?” Peter asked.
"I got that date with Heather tonight."
"So, what are you going to do?” Mike asked.
"I guess I'll have to take Peter with me," said Davy.

That night, Davy drove, or at least tried to drive to the movie theater, which was where he was meeting Heather.
"You go ahead of me, that way Heather won't noticed anything," Davy said to Peter.
Peter then got in front of Davy.
That's when Heather showed up. She had blonde hair, blue eyes and was a petite height.
"Hi Davy," she said.
"Hell-o Heather, I was just about to get our tickets.”
After Peter paid for his ticket, Davy got his and Heather's, and Peter held the door opened so Davy could get in.
"Thank you," Heather said to Peter.
"Would you like a soda, love?" Davy asked Heather.
"Sure," Heather answered.
Davy got on line at the concession stand with Peter behind him this time.
"What will it be sir?" the young man at the snack bar asked.
"One popcorn and two sodas," said Davy."
"I'll have a popcorn and a soda too," Peter whispered to Davy.
"Make that three sodas and two popcorns."
"And a box of gobbers."
"And a box of gobbers."
The man rang up the order and said," That will be 5.75."
"Davy, why did you buy snack for the man behind you?” Heather asked.
"I figured, since he opened the door for us, I thought I pay him back for his kindness,” Davy answered.
When the three entered the theater, Davy whispered to Peter, “Sit behind us."
"Ok," Peter answered.
Davy and Heather sat in the front row, while Peter sat in the row behind them.
"Excuse me, sorry, pardon me,” said Peter, trying to get through the people in their seats.
Suddenly the movie started.
In the middle of the film, Davy was about to put an arm around Heather when he heard something.
"Pssst!” Went the noise.
Davy looked around to see where the sound came from, but then just went back to the movie, or rather trying to give Heather a kiss.
"Psst!” went the noise again.
Davy turned to see that the sound was coming from Peter.
"What?” Davy said, nearly shouting.
"SHHH!" went the movie goers.
"Sorry,” Davy apologized to the crowd, then back to Peter.
"What?"
"I have to go to the bathroom,” Peter whispered.
"Right now?"
"I drank too much soda."
"Fine."
Davy then turned to Heather and said, “I’ll be back in a few minutes."
"Ok," said Heather.
And Peter and Davy left the theater. The two came back a few moments later.
"Excuse me, sorry again," said Peter to the people in their chairs.
"How's the movie been?” Davy asked Heather.
"It's ok, I just can't get into it," Heather answered.
"Since I left, I miss some of the plot myself," said Davy.
Peter moved his arm to scratch his head, causing Davy to fall to the ground, which made Peter fall out of seat.
And unfortunately, since he was sitting behind Heather, the two ended up on the floor.
"Get off of me!" Heather screamed, pushing Peter off.
But when she did that, Davy fell on top of her.
Heather was furious by all this.
"That does it!” she said getting up, “This date is officially over! Good-bye Davy!"
The usher came running down the aisle. He didn't look happy at all.
"You two, out!" He said, shining the flashlight at them.
"Sorry, mister." Peter said as he and Davy left the theater, the other movie patrons glaring at them.
Outside, they looked for Heather, but she was gone.
"Great." Davy growled, "I wanted to date Heather for a long time and now she'll probably never go out with me again."
"I'm sorry, Davy." Peter simpered, "I didn't mean to ruin your date."
Davy let out a heavy sigh. He was angry at Peter, but it was his own fault too for letting himself be handcuffed to Peter.
"Let's go home." Davy finally said, "We'll see a locksmith tomorrow and maybe he'll find a way to free us."

When Davy and Peter returned home, they found Mike and Micky playing a game of cards at the kitchen table.
"How did the date go?” Micky asked, trying not to laugh.
"Don't ask," said Davy, glaring at his friend.
"We're going to see a locksmith tomorrow to see if he can help us," said Peter.
"We'll check the phonebook to see if there's any in town," said Mike.
"Well, go ahead and do that." Davy said, dragging Peter along, "We're going to bed."
Davy and Peter went into the bathroom, where they both tried to brush their teeth. Peter went first while Davy waited.
"What's the holdup?" Davy asked.
"I have to make sure each tooth is brushed." Peter said around his toothbrush.
Davy rolled his eyes, and when Peter was finally finished, Davy quickly brushed his teeth too.
"You didn't brush long enough." Peter chided.
"Let's go to bed, Mom." Davy snapped, pulling Peter along.
This time, Davy slept on his bed, while Peter slept on the floor. That is, until Peter rolled over and pulled Davy out of his bed and onto himself.
"Hey, what gives?” Davy yelled at Peter.
"I didn't mean to," said Peter.
That woke up Micky and Mike.
"What's all the commotion?” Mike asked.
"Peter did this," said Davy.
"It was an accident," said Peter.
"What was an accident?” Micky asked.
"Making me fall out of bed," said Davy.
"What?” Mike asked.
"That's right, just because I didn't brush my teeth long enough."
Mike and Micky just burst into laughter.
"What, you're taking his side?” Davy asked.
"Sorry Davy, but you have to admit its kind of funny," said Micky.
"Well I don't think so, now if you guys don't mind, I like to go to bed."
Davy climbed back into bed and shut his eyes.
"Let's hope we can find a locksmith in the morning," Mike whispered to his band mate.

The next morning found a grumpy Davy and Peter trying once again to fit into the bathroom. This time the two were trying to shave.
"OW! Don't move your arm, Davy!" Peter exclaimed.
"I was just trying to reach for the shaving cream." Davy replied.
"You two gonna be there all day?" Mike asked from outside the door. "Micky and I want to get in there too."
"We're coming, we're coming!" Davy yelled back.
Mike sighed and leaned against the door. Micky just shook his head. This whole situation was funny at first, but now it was affecting everybody.
Finally, Davy and Peter came out. Both had pieces of paper on their faces where they had cut themselves. Neither of them looked happy at all.

Breakfast wasn't much better. Every time Peter tried to eat, Davy pulled his hand away, causing Peter to drop his toast. Every time Davy tried to eat, Peter moved his hand, making Davy spill the milk. Finally, things came to a stop when Davy slammed his spoon down.
"I'm tired of this!" Davy shouted at Peter. "You're doing this on purpose!”

"Doing what?" Peter asked.
"Every time I move, you move opposite." Davy replied, "This is all your fault, getting us handcuffed together." He continued, holding his hand up, "I would like to move around on my own, I would like to change my shirt!"
"Yeah, you two have worn those shirts for two days now." Micky remarked, backing away.
"I'm sorry, Davy." Peter cried, "I really am. I don't like this either!" Peter got up and tried to walk away, but ending up pulling Davy off his chair. Davy responded by yanking Peter back and onto the ground too, where they began to wrestle.
"Stop it you two!" Mike shouted, pulling them up. "This won't help anything!"
"Yeah, we'll get you two freed today." Micky promised.
Peter and Davy glared at each other.
"I hope so." They both said together.
While Davy and Peter were upstairs getting dressed, or trying to anyway, Mike and Micky were in search of a locksmith.
"Here it is," said Micky, pointing to an add in the phonebook.
Mike then dialed the phone, and waited for answer, but nobody did.
Just then, there was a knock at the door.
Micky and Mike answered the door, it was Mrs. Purdy.
"Hi Mrs. Purdy, what brings you here?” Mike asked.
"Good morning Michael, Micky,” Mrs. Purdy said, “I just came by to ask if you boys wouldn't mind keeping an eye on my house, while I go to Miami to visit my Sister?"
"Sure Mrs. Purdy, no trouble at all."
"Oh thank you, I have to extra careful, due to the fact my door is having some trouble closing, and with the locksmith being on vacation.”
"Vacation?” Mike and Micky said together.
"Oh yes, he won't be back to work till next week,” said Mrs. Purdy, “I better get home and start packing. Thank you again for watching my house. Tootles."
"Bye, Mrs. Purdy," said Micky, closing the door.
"Did we just hear Mrs. Purdy say the locksmith is on vacation?" asked Davy as he and a poorly dressed Peter came downstairs.
"I'm afraid so guys," said Mike.
"We'll never get freed," said Peter.
"Don't worry, we'll think of something."
Just then, Micky thought of something.
"Wait a minute," he said.
"What is it?” Davy asked.
"Well, if a magician got you guys handcuffed, maybe another one can get you freed."
"Sounds crazy, but it may work," said Mike.
The guys then searched the phonebook once again to find a magician.
They found a good amount of them, so they began to check.
However, the only answers they got were "Call me when you're having a party" or "Is this so kind of a joke?"
"Well, fellas, I hate to say this, but no such luck," said Mike.
"You know, I wonder what ever came of Hankdini," said Davy.
"I just have an answer to your question," said Micky.
He picked up today's paper and read a part of it, “Local magician Hankdini wins ten million dollars in contest."
"Say fellas, I think we should pay a visit to Hankdini." said Mike

Before heading to meet Hankdini, the guys searched the phonebook for his address.
Micky wrote down the street name and apartment complex where Hankdini lived, and soon, they were off to see the magician.
To avoid any problems during the car ride, Davy sat up front with Mike, while Peter sat in the back with Micky.
"Are we almost there? Peter asked, “My arm is getting tired.”

"How can your arm be tired?” Mike asked.
"Because being handcuffed, I can't move it."
"And you think I'm enjoying this as well?" said Davy, beginning to sound angry.
"Come on you two, we're almost there.” said Micky, checking the numbers on the buildings and on the piece of paper.
He then looked up from the paper, and said, “I think this is the place."
The guys stopped the car and got out.
It turned out the apartment complex was pretty shabby looking, complete with broken windows and shingles falling off the roof.
"You know for someone who just won ten million dollars, Hankdini sure lives in a cruddy place," said Davy.
The guys entered the building and saw a man in his 40's, standing in front of a desk.
His tasteless looking clothing match the condition of the apartments; he was also smoking a cigarette and going through some paperwork.
"Excuse me sir," Mike said to the man.
"You want to buy an apartment?" the man asked in a gruff voice.
"Well, no."
"Then what do you want?"
"We were looking for Hankdini."
"Oh he moved out yesterday, after he found out he won that contest."
"Where did he move?” Davy asked.
"To that new fancy shamncy housing complex down the road. He could have the money to pay me back…that bum was living here for free.”

"He never paid you rent once?” Peter asked.
The man handed the guys a piece of paper to the guys and said, "This is how much he owes me as well as for utilities and back taxes."
"Whoa, that's more then we owe Babbit for rent," said Micky, looking at the paper.
"Sir, if you can give us the address to Hankdini’s new place, we can try to help you," said Mike.
The owner gave Mike the Monkees Hankdini’s new address on a sheet of paper. The guys thanked the owner and took off.

The guys drove for quite some time, before they came to a street that had newly built, large, and elegant looking houses on both sides of the road.
"I think this is it," said Mike.
"So which house is it?” Davy asked.
"1524 Crescent Moon Drive," said Micky, reading the address that the apartment owner gave the guys.
“There it is!" said Peter, pointing his hand.

Little did Peter know, as he pointed with the hand that was cuffed, that Davy almost flew out of his seat.
"Peter," Davy grumbled.
"Sorry about that," Peter said with a sheepish smile.
The guys spotted the house and parked on the side of the road.
They got out of the car, headed up to the door and Mike rang the bell. The door opened, and a man, wearing a black suit appeared at the door.
"Good afternoon gentlemen, may I help you?” the man asked the Monkees.
"Yes, does Hankdini live here?” Mike asked.
"If you mean Hank Reginald Maxwell the third, yes he is here. Right this way sirs."
The man, who turned out to be a butler, invited the guys in the house.
As the butler took the Monkees to where Hankdini was, the guys looked around the house to see that every room had leather couches and all the walls were covered with paintings.
The butler finally stopped in a room that had an even fancier leather couch than the other ones were, and even more paintings on the walls.
"Gentlemen, may I present to you, Hank Reginald Maxwell the third," said the butler.
Hankdini who was seated on the couch, wearing a smoker's jacket and smoking a cigar looked up at the Monkees as well as the butler and said, “Samson, did you invite these bums in?"
"Sir, these gentlemen said they know you and wish to have a word with you," said Samson.
"I don't believe I'd met these long-haired weirdoes before."
"Maybe this will help," said Davy as he and Peter lifted up their handcuffed arms.
"Oh yes, I remembered now," said Hankdini with a laugh.
"I'm glad you find this funny," said Mike.
"Because this whole thing has been a pain for us," said Davy.
"You know, I was going to try to figure out how that trick worked, but now that I'm rich, I've given up magic for good, said Hankdini, “No more kid parties, no more lodge meetings."
"Please sir, we really need your help," said Peter.
Hankdini let out a sigh and said, “Very well, I'll make this my last trick, and since you're in such a need, I'll do it for free."
"You're all heart," said Micky.
Hankdini thought for a minute, before he spoke up.
"I just remembered how the trick ended," he said.
He then pulled a handkerchief out of his coat pocket, placed it over Davy's and Peter's hand and his own hands.
"And now for the magic words," said Hankdini.
"Please, and thank you," said Peter.
"If I may? Hocus Pocus, Hubble Bubble. Now you two move your hands.”
Peter and Davy did just that and sure enough, they were free from the handcuffs!
"Groovy, it worked!" said Peter.
"Yeah, we're free!" said Davy.
"Wait a minute, where did the handcuffs go?"
"They're on me!" Hankdini shouted.
Sure enough, both of his hands were handcuffed together!
"You did this on purpose! Samson, call the police!"
Just then, there was a knock at the door.
"Let me get it sir, since you're tied up at the moment," said Samson, who was walking to the door, and trying to hide the sound of his laughter.
A few seconds later, Samson returned with a man, wearing a suit similar to his, but had a badge on the side of his coat.
"Are you Hankdini, the man who just won ten million dollars?" the man with the badge asked.
"If you mean Hank Reginald Maxwell the third, then yes," said Hankdini.
"I'm from the IRS; you're under arrest for not paying taxes and rent in that amount of money. And from the looks of it, you’ve handcuffed yourself already."
The man with the badge then took Hankdini’s arm, and led him out of the house.
As the guys were leaving the house, Davy turned to Peter and said, “Say Peter, I'm sorry that I got so mad at you, during all this time."
"It's ok Davy, I'm sorry I lost my temper too." said Peter.

The next day, the guys were hanging out on the beach.
"Hey guys, check this out," said Mike, reading the paper.
"What's up?” Micky asked.
Mike began to read, "Hankdini has been sent to jail and will serve between 20-30 years."
"Looks like Hankdini got what he deserved," said Davy with a laugh.
"There's more. The money will be split evenly, one half will go to pay back taxes, while the other half goes to Herbert Johnson, owner of the Sunset apartment complex and he’ll use the money to build affordable housing."
"Can I see?" Peter asked.
Mike handed Peter the paper.
"Hey guys, there's another magic show coming to town, can we go?" Peter asked.
Mike, Davy and Micky looked at one another, then at Peter, with evil grins on their faces.
"Guys, I was only kidding," said Peter.
The then picked up their friend, carried him close to the water and threw him in the ocean. Peter swam for a few seconds, before coming onto shore.
He spit some water out and said, “On second thought, who's up for a movie?"
The guys helped their friend up and they all started to laugh.

The End