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Home for the Holidays
By: Mickys411 and Lisa   Rated G

It was approaching Christmas, and the Monkees were preparing for the jolly season.
They spend the last few days mailing out cards and gifts, as well as receiving cards and gifts.
Though the guys made some extra money this year with a few more gigs, they couldn't seem to get into the sprit of the season.
"It sure doesn't look like Christmas without snow, said Peter, looking out the window, Do you think it will snow this year?"
"Peter, doesn't snow in southern California," said Mike.
"It doesn't?"
"Not to my knowledge, though it might have happened once in northern California," said Micky.
"I know what you mean Peter,” said Davy, “I'm not use to seeing palms trees this time of year either.
I remember going out to the countryside helping my Grandfather and Dad look for a tree and we didn't come home, till we found the largest, greenest, fullest tree."
"My Brothers, Sister and I would decorate the tree, but Mom would always put the star on," said Peter.
"My Mom and Grandma would make homemade ornaments, then we sing carols as Mom play the organ," said Micky.
"Since we didn't have much money, we made our own gifts and exchanged them on Christmas Day," said Mike.
"You know, thinking of all these holidays is making me a bit homesick," said Davy.
"Same here," said Micky.
"Me too," said Peter.
"I hear you guys," said Mike, "But I'm not sure if we have enough money to make it home."
"Let's see how much we have." Micky told the others.
So the guys went into their bedrooms and counted up the money each of them had saved up. They went downstairs and gathered around the kitchen table. Mike went first.
"I have twenty-two dollars." Mike said, "It might be enough for a bus ticket back to Texas-maybe."
"I have about the same amount." Peter said, "I'd have to take a bus, though."
"I have about twenty dollars." Micky smiled, "But my Mom lives nearby so it won't cost me much."
"Don't rub it in, Micky." Davy said, a little anger in his voice, "I only have about fifteen dollars saved up. There's no way I can go back to England with that little amount. I guess I'll be here for Christmas."
"Same with us, Davy." Mike said, patting him on the back.
"Don't we have anymore gigs coming up?" Peter asked.
"One more, I think." Mike said, "But it still may not be enough."
The other Monkees were silent. Davy pocketed his money and went for a walk on the beach.
During his walk on the beach, Davy was thinking of how he was going to be able to get home for Christmas.
The guys didn't have any more gigs coming up, except for the one.
So, how was he going to come up with some money for a ticket to England.
Davy looked up at the sky, saw that it was turning cloudy, and headed back to the pad.

When Davy entered the house, he saw the guys reading the paper.
"What are you guys looking at?” Davy asked.
"Well, we figured if we don't get many gigs, we can get part-time jobs," said Mike.
"That's a great idea," said Davy, sounding more cheered up.
He then picked up part of the paper and began to read some of the jobs available.
"How 'bout this one? Wanted: Keeper at City Zoo, apply mealtime at the tiger cage. If the tiger likes you the job’s yours."
Mike, Micky and Peter shook their heads in a no manner.
Micky then read another ad:
"Wanted: Skywriter, must have pilot's license and knowledge of spelling."
"I don't think I'll be cut out for that job," said Peter.
"Cuz you don't have a pilot's license," said Mike.
"Not only that, I'm a poor speller."
In the end, the guys each picked out a part-time job.
Mike choose a job wrapping gifts at the local mall, Peter decided a librarian’s assistant, Davy, a dishwasher, and Micky, an assistant at the local flower shop.

Mike took a bus to the mall and went over to the information center in the middle of the mall.
"Hi there." Mike said to the lady behind the desk, "I'd like to apply for the gift-wrapping job."
"Do you know how to use scissors?" The lady asked with a smile.
"Yes I do." Mike replied.
"Can you use tape without sticking it on everything?" The lady asked again.
"Sure." Mike replied.
"You're hired." The lady said. She pointed to a nearby table stacked with wrapping paper and ribbon. "Make yourself at home." Charge fifty cents for small packages and one dollar for large ones, ok?"
"Gotcha." Mike smiled and walked over to the table and began to organize the area.
It wasn't long before a woman came over with a box.
"I'd like this wrapped please, with red paper and a gold bow." The woman said.
"Sure thing ma'am." Mike smiled and took the box from her.
A few minutes later Mike had the box wrapped the way she wanted it. The lady paid him a dollar and walked away with her box. Mike smiled to himself.
"Easy way to make a living." He thought, until another lady came over with a large stuffed octopus.
"I would like this wrapped with red and green paper with a silver bow." She said shortly.
"Maybe this job wasn't what it was cracked up to be." Mike thought as he tackled the octopus.

Peter walked over to the library. He had been there many times and knew this would be a perfect job for him.
"Hello, I'm applying..." Peter started to say.
"SHHH!!" The librarian said.
"I'm applying for the librarian's assistant job." Peter whispered.
"Oh yes, I remember you." The librarian whispered back, but the look on her face showed it wasn't a happy remembrance.
"You want to work here?" She continued in a whisper.
"Yes, I need the money for Christmas." Peter whispered back.
"Ok, I really need some help." She whispered to him as she led him over to a stack of books on a cart. "Please put these books back where they belong-and be quiet about it."
Peter looked at the Mount Everest of books in front of him, sighed, and began to put the books back on the shelves.

Davy drove the Monkeemoblie down to the local diner, where the job listing was for.
When Davy got closer to the place, he saw that the diner was pretty shabby looking.
He parked the car, and entered the place.
As Davy walked inside, he spotted a man and a woman around their 40's.
The man was wearing an apron covered with something that looked like grease and smoking a cigarette, while the woman had a beehive hair do, and was filing her nails.
"Excuse me," Davy finally spoke up.
"Yeah, what ya want?" said the man, in a gruff voice.
"I've come about the job in the want-ads for the dishwasher.”

"Dishes are in the back of the kitchen sweetie, help yourself," said the woman, not looking up from her nails.
Davy frowned and headed to the kitchen.

Meanwhile, Micky walked down the street to the local floral shop to apply for the job.
He entered the store to find a woman at a desk, watering a plant.
"Welcome to Flowers by Fran,” said the woman.
"Yes, I'm here to apply for the job," said Micky.
"Wonderful, I could use the extra help."
Fran lead Micky to the back of the store, where on a table were dozens of roses.
"Now, be a dear and remove the thorns from these flowers," said Fran.
Micky sighed and began to work.

After a long day, the four Monkees came home exhausted and collapsed on the couch.
"What a day." Mike muttered, trying to get tape off his fingers. "Never thought people could be so picky about their wrapping paper."
"I never knew people read so much," Peter added, "And no matter how hard I tried, the cart kept making noise."
"I have dishpan hands." Davy complained, looking at his red, chapped hands."
"Where's the band-aids?" Micky asked, getting up off the couch. He held up his fingers. "My fingers are full of holes from pulling out those thorns."
"Looks like our first day of work wasn't so hot." Mike remarked to his friends. "The band-aids are in the bathroom cupboard, Micky." Mike said.
Micky went upstairs to bandage his fingers. He came down a few minutes later with them all taped up.
"How am I gonna play the drums like this?" Micky asked.
"At least you won't get jabbed with the bandages on your fingers, Micky." Davy said.
"Do we have to keep working?" Peter asked.
"If you want to go home for Christmas, Peter, I'd say yes." Mike said.
"It's too late to make enough money to go home." Davy said angrily, "Christmas is only in a few weeks, we should've thought of this months ago." He got up and went into his bedroom.
"Davy sure is taking this hard." Micky said quietly.
"Well, he has to raise the most cash to go home." Mike replied, "England is pretty far away."
"I wish we could help him." Peter said wistfully.

Though Davy had gone up to his room, the rest of the guys remained in the living room.
"Man, we gotta do something to help Davy," said Micky.
"So how should we help him?" asked Peter.
Just then, a thought popped into Mike's head.
"Wait a minute, Davy mentioned to me once that he has a jar of money in his dresser," he said.
So?" said Micky.
"So I figure, if we sneak a bit of our pay into Davy's jar, he just might have enough to get home."
"That's a great idea." said Peter.
"I agree to that," said Micky.
A few seconds later, Davy came back downstairs.
"Hey guys,” he said, “Listen, I want to apologize for losing my temper."
"That's ok Davy," said Mike.
The guys decided to give their new jobs another chance.

So the days went by and the Monkees worked the best the could at their jobs. Mike soon got to be an expert gift-wrapper and soon was even earning tips. Peter found some oil and oiled the book cart at the library. Davy and Micky bought some cheap gloves so that their hands wouldn't look too bad after a hard day's work.
Finally, it was payday! The guys got their checks and quickly cashed them. It really wasn't much, but while Davy was out, Mike, Peter and Micky put a part of their pays in Davy's jar.
"Wouldn't he get suspicious?' Micky asked.
"No, he told me he hardly ever counts the money in the jar until he needs it." Peter replied.
"So he'll think the money in there is money he made." Mike smiled.
Just then, they heard the front door open and close. Davy was home! Quickly, the three Monkees got out of Davy's bedroom.
"Oh there you are." Davy said to them. "I was wondering where you three were."
"Just relaxing in our rooms, Davy." Micky smiled as he walked past him.
"Well, I'm going to count how much money I have now." Davy said. "I still don't think it will be enough, but at least I can use it for other things."
"Go ahead, Davy." Mike said, "You never know how much you may have."
Mike winked at Micky and Peter as Davy went into his bedroom.

Davy came out of bedroom, looking really happy.
"Guys, you're not going to believe this." he said.
"What?" asked Peter.
"I actually have almost the exact price for a ticket."
"Hey, groovy man," said Micky.
"That's great Davy," said Mike.
"You know, I didn't think I put away that much in that jar, but I guess I did," said Davy.
"Do you still have much more to go?" asked Peter.
"Just about, said Davy, I'm going to call my family and tell them the news."
He then went to speak to his Grandfather on the phone.
"So far, so good," said Mike.
"Let's hope Davy has enough money in time to buy his ticket before Christmas," said Peter.
"Same here," said Micky.

As the days passed by, not only did they finally got the hang of their jobs and still putting money into Davy's jar, but the manager at the mall that Mike worked at was having a Christmas party, and invited the guys to play at it.
The party was going to be held a few days before Christmas.
When the day of the party arrived, Micky realized with getting ready for the gig and going home for Christmas, he forgot to put some money in Davy's jar.
Micky had to take items out of the draw to find the jar.
And just as he was about to put money in the jar, Micky heard the door.
Thinking it was Davy, he hid the jar behind his back.
Sure enough, it was indeed Davy.
"Why Hell-o Davy," said Micky.
"Hi Micky," said Davy.
He then noticed the mess on the floor.
"Uh, why are my shirts on the floor?"
"I was uh, looking for something to wear for the gig," said Micky.
"Micky, you know my shirts look too short on you."
Davy noticed something else.
"Micky, why do you have your hands behind your back?" he asked.
"Stretching," Micky answered.
"Stretching?"
"Yeah, I always stretch like this before I play the drums."
Davy wasn't buying any of it.
"Ok, what's really going on?" he said.
"I can't," said Micky.
"Why not?"
"It's a secret."
"Oh, ok."
Davy then left the room.
Micky breathed a sigh of relief and was about to his money in the jar, when Davy returned to the room.
Davy absolutely horrified.
"Micky how could you?!" Davy shouted.
Micky tried to explain.
"Davy, no this is a big misunderstanding," he said.
No was no use, for at that moment, Davy jumped and attacked Micky.
The noise was so loud, that Mike and Peter rushed up to the room to see what was going on.
Mike pulled Davy off Micky, and Peter helped him up.
"What's going on here?" Mike asked.
"Why don't you ask the thief?" Davy shouted, pointing at Micky.
"What?" Peter asked.
"He's trying to steal money from my jar!"
"I was putting money in the jar," Micky spoke up.
"What?" said Davy.
"That's right, we all have," said Mike.
"So you can go on your trip," said Peter.
Davy stood in the room, speechless.
"You've been putting money in the jar to help me go home?" Davy asked, unable to believe his ears.
"Yeah, we know how much you miss England and your Grandfather, Davy, so we decided to help you out." Mike said.
"But...but what about you guys?" Davy finally blurted out, "Don't you want to go home, too?"
"Sure, but you going the greatest distance, and needed the most money so we helped out." Peter said.
"I can't let you fellas do that." Davy said, shaking his head. He picked up the jar from the floor and pulled out the money. "How much do I owe you?"
"Nothing, Davy." Micky said, walking toward him. "It's our Christmas gift to you."
"But..."
"No buts, Davy." Mike said, walking toward Davy as well.
"Go home and enjoy Christmas." Peter said as he joined Micky and Mike and gave Davy a group hug.
Davy kept his head down so the others wouldn't see the tears in his eyes.
After the group hug, they finished getting ready and headed off to the party.
Their performance was a huge hit at the party.
Besides being paid a generous amount for playing, Mike’s manager told him that he was in for a surprise with his Christmas pay, if he continued to keep up the good job at work. Mike was glad to hear that.
Best of all, Davy, Peter and Micky were in for a small bonus as well, if they do well at work too.
So, when the guys returned to work the Monday after the party, and the week of Christmas, they worked extra hard at their jobs.
A few days after the party, the Monkees returned to work, and soon the big day came that they got their bonuses.
The guys got them the eve of Christmas eve, since they were going to travel home the next day.
This was a big thing for them, especially Davy, which will mean he'll have more than enough to go home for Christmas.

At the mall, Mike received his paycheck from his manager.
"You did a splendid job Michael," said the manager.
"Thank you," Mike said as he got his pay.
"I almost forgot, your surprise bonus."
The manager handed Mike a set of plates.
"Merry Christmas," said the manager.
Mike just looked at the dishes, sighed and said," Least I got a gift for Aunt Kate."
Meanwhile at the Library, the head Librarian handed Peter his check.
"Thank you," said Peter.
The Librarian then handed Peter a box.
"What this?" he asked.
"Your bonus,” the Librarian answered, “Merry Christmas.”
Peter looked in the box, only to see it was full of old history books.
"Maybe my Dad will like these," said Peter.
Davy was finishing up for the day at the diner, when the head waitress with the beehive hair-do gave him his pay.
"Thank you," said Davy.
He was about to leave, when the waitress called him back.
"Wait, don't forget your bonus sweetie," she said.
Davy went back to get his bonus. He was hoping it was a few extra dollars to pay for his trip home, instead, the bonus turned out to be a fruitcake.
"Merry Christmas sugar," said the waitress.
Davy thanked the waitress again and left the diner with a huge sigh.
Before leaving the flower shop, Micky had his paycheck given to him by Fran.
"Thank you," he said.
Fran then went behind the desk.
"Don't forget about your bonus," she said.
Fran the pulled out an arrangement of poinsettias and gave them to Micky.
"Merry Christmas." said Fran.
"They are Mom's favorite flowers," said Micky.

When the Monkees got home from their jobs, they all told one another that their bonuses wasn't what they hoped what they thought they would be.
"Even with my whole check, I'm still short of my goal," sighed Davy.
"Wait Davy,” said Mike, handing Davy some of his cash, “You can have this."
"Same here," said Peter doing the same thing as did Micky.
"No, it's ok guys," said Davy.
"But I thought you wanted to get home for Christmas," said Micky.
"So do you guys."
"But you have the longest distance to travel," said Mike.
"No, it’s fine," said Davy.
He then headed upstairs to call his family and tell them the bad news.
While talking, Davy tried his best to hold back from breaking up.

The next day, Mike, Peter and Micky got ready to leave for home, as Davy was staying home.
"Hey Davy, are you sure you don't want to come home with me for Christmas? said Micky, You're always welcome to join."
"Thanks, but I don't mind staying here," said Davy.
"Are you sure?" said Peter.
"Yeah, I'm sure."
"Maybe you can hang with Babbit," said Mike, trying to sound positive.
"No, he's going to his sister's ," said Davy.
"Come on guys, we better get going," said Micky, checking his watch.
"Yeah, Peter and I have planes to catch, and Micky's got a bus," said Mike.
The guys then headed out the door.
Peter then turned to Davy.
"Hey Davy,” said Peter with a smile, “Merry Christmas."
"You too." said Davy, trying to keep a smile.
However, after the guys left, Davy's smile disappeared as he gazed out the window.

Later that evening, Davy was about to cook up some of the stew leftover from last night for dinner. Just then, the door open.
Davy was surprised to see that it was Peter.
"What are you doing home?" Davy asked.
"Delayed fight, it's snowing in Connecticut," said Peter.
"I was watching the weather report from the east coast, and it’s cold but no snowy."
"Ok, I didn't think it was right to go away for Christmas, while you're here on your own."
"Thanks Peter." Davy hugged his friend.
Peter then looked to see what Davy was cooking.
"Forget the stew, I'll order some pizza," he said.
"A small should be big enough for both of us."
The door opened again, and Micky walked in.
"Peter, what are you doing here?" he asked.
"We were going to ask you the same question," said Peter.
"Bus strike."
"The strike ended two weeks ago," said Davy.
"Ok, I though it would be selfish of me to go home for Christmas and not you, so I thought you could use the company."
"It means a lot to me," said Davy, who gave his friend a hug.
"I better make a medium pizza," said Peter.
Just the door opened once more, and Mike entered.
"What are you doing here?" Davy, Micky and Peter asked.
"I was going to ask you guys that." said Mike.
"There's no poor weather in Texas, and no delays or strikes," said Davy.
"You're right, I just didn't want you to spend Christmas alone."
"I really appreciate that," said Davy, who gave Mike a hug.
"I think we better make it a large pizza," said Peter with a laugh.
"Maybe extra large so we can have some for Christmas tomorrow," said Micky.
Just then, there was a knock at the door.
"I wonder who that could be?" said Davy.
Mike opened the door to see that Babbit was standing there.
"Mister Babbit, what brings you here?" Mike asked.
"Yeah, we thought you went to see your sister.” said Peter.
"I am, but I can't bring this with me, so I though you guys might want it."
Babbit handed the Monkees grocery bags containing a ham and a peach pie.
"Wow, thank you Mr. Babbit," said Davy.
"It's no big deal, now I better get going."
The guys thanked Babbit again as he left.
Mike was about to close the door, when Bobby the mailman showed up.
"Hey guys," said Bobby.
"Hi Bobby, working on Christmas eve?" said Peter.
"Just finishing up for the day, by the way, I have an important letter for Davy.”
Bobby handed Davy an envelope.
"Merry Christmas guys," he said, heading up the road.
The guys wished Bobby a Merry Christmas as well.
"So who did you get a letter from?" Mike asked.
"A holiday love letter?" Micky asked with a laugh.
"Even better,” said Davy, “My Grandfather sent me a plane ticket to come and visit for the New Year!"
"Groovy, so we will be able to see your family for some of the holiday." said Peter.
The guys said that they will go home for the New Year themselves.
"You know, this turned out to be a pretty good Christmas," said Davy.
And the guys agreed.

The End 

A far out Christmas

By: Ginny and Lisa Rated G


It was December 24th, a time for merry-making and festivities. A time where friends and family sneaked presents underneath the tree. A time where four Monkees shared stories of Christmas past. Yet none of those traditions were coming to light for the boys this Christmas Eve.
Instead of the smell of cooking ham and turkey, they had greasy, fast-food hamburgers. Instead of music and parties, two of them sat engrossed in a card game while the third paced the room.
"Mike, would you please sit down. I'm sure he's fine." Davy assured the taller man.
"Yeah, he didn't seem too bad off when we brought him in." Peter said.
"Yeah, well this isn't exactly how I had planned to spend Christmas." Mike said, waving his hand around the hospital waiting room.
"I'm sure Micky could agree with you there." Davy said.
"Why on earth would he go skiing on Christmas Eve anyway? He was supposed to helping us get ready for tomorrow." Mike said.
"You know how impulsive Micky is." Peter said.
Before Mike could respond, the doctor came into the room. The Monkees were relieved when they saw a comforting smile on the old face.
"Well?" Mike asked.
"Aside from a broken leg, he's just fine." the doctor replied. "Of course, he is insisting the tree jumped out in front of him."
"If he's making lame excuses like that, then I know he's fine." Davy chuckled. "Can we go see him?"
"Go ahead!" the doctor smiled and stepped aside as the three boys rushed past him.
Mike, Davy and Peter slid to a halt and barreled into each other as they entered Micky's room. Such an entrance startled the old man in the bed across from Micky. However Micky looked as if he had been expecting it.
"How do you feel?" "Does it hurt?" and "Are you ok?" all came out at the same time. Mike held up his hand to quiet the other two, and was about to ask again when Micky interrupted.
"I'm fine, guys!" he replied without even a hint of a smile. "The doc drugged me up so that I don't even feel any pain."
"That's good!" Peter smiled.
"Yeah, we were kind of worried." Davy added.
Micky's head hung down.
"I'm sorry I ruined Christmas, guys." he said. "I just wanted to try out the skis that Uncle Martin sent me...."
"And a tree jumped out in front of you!" Davy said, rolling his eyes.
"Well, it could have happened!" Micky frowned.
"Look, we're just glad you're all right and that it wasn't something more serious." Mike said.
"Yeah, you didn't ruin Christmas, Micky." Peter smiled. "Christmas will still come whether you're here or back at the Pad."
A deep, depressed sigh was the answer to their attempt to comfort their friend.
"Well, uh, you just get some sleep, and we'll see you in the morning, OK?" Mike said.
"Yeah, sure!" Micky half-heartedly replied.
"Good night, Mick!" Davy said.
After they left the room, Mike stopped the other two in the hall.
"Micky seems pretty depressed." he said.
"Yeah, I wish there was something we could do." Davy sighed.
"We need to do something to bring the spirit of Christmas back in his life." Peter said. "But what?"


Not long after Mike, Peter and Davy left, the man across from Micky was discharged. At least he’ll be home for Christmas, Micky thought glumly. Micky heaved a big sigh as he pulled the covers up to his chin. Christmas was ruined now because he had to be foolish. Wiping away a tear, Micky closed his eyes and tried to fall asleep. Suddenly, he heard a swishing sound. Opening his eyes, Micky thought it might be the nurse, but nobody was in the room, just a table, two chairs and the other bed. Funny, Micky thought, I don’t remember those chairs being there before.
The swishing sound was heard again, and to Micky’s utter amazement the two chairs began to glow! The chairs changed from wood to silver and formed into short, sliver, humanoid shapes! They had small eyes and mouths. Micky’s own mouth dropped open as the beings walked over to him, one of them holding a silver bag.
“Hello, earthling.” One of them said, “Do not be afraid of us.”
“Must be the pain medication.” Micky muttered shaking his head, “The chair is talking to me.”
“No, earthling.” The other being said, “My name is Zam and this is Zor. We are from the planet Schwartz.”
“What do you want with me?” Micky asked.
“We came here to apologize for harming you this evening.” Zor said. “It is our fault you are injured.”
“Your fault?’ Micky asked, puzzled. “I ran into a tree.”
“No, we jumped out in front of you to get a better look at those strange devices you had on your feet.” Zam replied.
“But we misjudged the distance and hit into you.” Zor finished.
“You were the tree?” Micky asked, still not believing he was having this conversation.
“Yes, we were sent by the High Council to observe life on Earth.” Zam said. “We have the ability to change into any shape we desire.”
“And merge to form large objects.” Zor added.
Micky closed his eyes. “I must be dreaming this.” He said. “A tree comes out and hits me and then comes to apologize?”
“It is no dream.” Zam said to Micky, “Let us prove it by repairing the damage done to your limb.”
“Fix my leg? How?” Micky asked.
Zam pulled a vial out of his bag and handed it to Zor. With the hand holding the vial, Zor reached through Micky’s cast! Micky could feel something warm flow through his leg and seconds later his leg felt a lot better!
“My leg feels...” Micky stopped, grouping for words.
“Healed?” Zor said, removing his hand from within Micky’s cast.
Micky just nodded his head.
“Your limb will be sore for a few days, earthling.” Zam said. “But you will no longer need that primitive cast.”
“Thank you very much, guys.” Micky said, “And you can call me Micky.”
“You are welcome, Micky.” Zor said, “And once again we apologize for injuring you.”
“Oh, that’s ok.” Micky smiled, “At least now, me and the guys can have a nice Christmas. How can I ever thank you two?”
“All we ask is that you do not tell your authorities about us.” Zam said.
“You have my promise.” Micky said, “But wait, why don’t you come back to the pad with me tomorrow? If my leg is healed, the doctor will let me go home, and you two can meet my friends and celebrate Christmas with us!”
“Well...” Zor hedged.
“I would like to be a part of a celebration, Zor.” Zam said to him, “I am tired of just watching while others have a good time.”
“You said you wanted to observe life on Earth.” Micky said, “This will be a great opportunity for you to watch the people of Earth celebrate one of our greatest holidays.”
“Very well.” Zor and Zam agreed.
The next morning, Christmas morning, Mike, Peter and Davy walked into the hospital. They were loaded down with presents, food and a small miniature tree. They had decided to bring Christmas to Micky.
However, when they reached the nurses’ station on Micky’s floor, they were shocked to see Micky sitting in a wheelchair, leg cast gone, and holding a metal cane.
“Micky, what’s going on?” Mike asked.
“It turns out my leg wasn’t as bad as the doctor thought.” Micky smiled, “He took off my cast and said I could go home.”
“Your leg’s not broken?” Peter asked.
“It’s just sore and I’ll need this cane for a few days.” Micky said, holding it up.
“Talk about your Christmas miracle!” Davy exclaimed as the guys hugged Micky as best they could.
A student nurse wheeled Micky to the hospital entrance and soon the Monkeemobile was roaring back to the pad. When they got back home, Mike, Peter and Davy brought their stuff back in while Micky slowly shuffled inside and closed the door.
“Looks like we’re gonna have a great Christmas after all!” Mike said happily.
Micky sat down on the couch and waited for his band mates to put everything away. When they had joined him on the couch, Micky held up his cane.
“Guys, before we do anything else, I need to tell you something.” He said.
“What, Micky?’ Peter asked.
“Remember last night when I said a tree jumped in front of me?” Micky asked.
“Yeah, we do.” Mike replied.
“Well, they came into my room after you three had left and apologized for that.” Micky said.
The other three Monkees looked at Micky as if he had lost his mind. Finally Davy spoke.
“Are you feeling ok, mate?” He asked.
“Perhaps the pain medication was making you see things.” Mike said, but Micky shook his head.
“I thought so too, but I have proof.” He said, and then gently laid his cane down on the floor in front of him.
“Ok guys, you can show yourselves now.” Micky said to the cane.
The other three Monkees began to move away from Micky, thinking he had gone crazy! That is, until the cane began to glow and separate into two pieces! Slowly, the pieces took the forms of Zor and Zam. Zam was holding his bag once again. Mike, Peter and Davy looked at the two figures in shock.
“Oh my...” Mike whispered.
“I’d like you three to meet Zor and Zam from the planet Schwarz.” Micky said in the silence, “They’re friendly and they’re here to observe life on Earth.” Micky smiled.
“Zor and Zam, these are my best friends, Mike, Peter and Davy.” Micky said, pointing to each one in turn.
“Uhm, hi.” Peter said, giving the two aliens a little wave.
“We give you greetings.” Zor said to the three shocked Monkees.
“Zor and Zam were disguised as a tree when they accidentally jumped in front of me.” Micky said.
“They looked like a tree?” Davy asked.
“Yep, told you a tree jumped out in front of me.” Micky smiled, “They came into my room last night to apologize and healed my leg. I invited them here so they could observe and celebrate Christmas with us.”
“Wow.” Was all Davy could say.
“We are grateful for this opportunity to watch this Earth celebration close up.” Zam said.
“We have been only able to observe parts of it.” Zor said, “Mostly all the buying of gifts and decorating the homes.”
“What a busy, fussy time.” Zam said, shaking his head.
“Actually, there is more to Christmas than buying gifts and going to parties.” Mike said.
“What do you mean?” Zor asked.
“We’ll show you after we eat!” Micky exclaimed.
So Zor and Zam helped the Monkees prepare the ham and turkey, plus the trimmings. Then the four Monkees handed out their presents to each other, but felt bad they had nothing to give to their new friends.
When the food was ready, they sat down to eat and the two aliens enjoyed the food very much.
“What kind of food do you eat on Schwartz?” Peter asked Zor and Zam.
“Most of our food is manufactured and engineered to give use nutrition.” Zor replied, “It is mostly in the shape of red cubes.”
“Doesn’t sound appetizing.” Micky frowned.
“Until we came to Earth, we did not know food could taste good.” Zam said.
So the conversation was mostly about the cultures of Earth and Schwartz, and how alike and different they were. After dinner was over, the six of them did the dishes and then sat down around the Christmas tree. Mike showed them the Nativity scene.
“Like I said before,” Mike told the two aliens, “There is more to Christmas than gifts and parties. The reason we celebrate the season is because of this little baby boy lying in the manger almost 2,000 years ago.”
“That human baby?” Zor asked, “What is so special about him?”
"He’s no ordinary baby.” Micky said, “His name is Jesus and he is the son of God.”
“The son of a God is lying in a manger?” Zor asked, “He should be treated with more respect.”
“No, God wanted him to be just like us and be raised like one of us.” Peter said.
Zor and Zam looked at each other, clearly not understanding a word of this.
Davy went over and got the bible from the bookshelf. He opened it up to the first chapter of Luke.
“In the sixth month, the angel Gabriel was sent from God to a town of Galilee called Nazareth, to a virgin betrothed to a man named Joseph, of the house of David, and the virgin’s name was Mary. And coming to her, he said, “Hail, favored one! The Lord is with you.”
Zor and Zam were immediately entranced by the story. Davy continued.
“But she was greatly troubled at what was said and pondered what sort of greeting this might be. Then the angel said to her, “Do not be afraid, Mary, for you have found favor with God. Behold, you will conceive in your womb and bear a son and you shall name him Jesus. He will be great and will be called Son of the Most High and the Lord God will give him the throne of David his father, and he will rule over the house of Jacob for ever and of his kingdom there will be no end.”
Zor and Zam nodded at this, for this was something they could understand. Davy handed the bible to Mike and he continued.
“But Mary said to the angel, “How can this be, since I have no relations with a man?” And the angel said to her in reply, “The holy Spirit will come upon you and the power of the Most High will over shadow you. Therefore the child to be born will be called holy, the Son of God. Know that Elizabeth, your kinswoman has also conceived a son in her old age, and this is the sixth month for one that was called barren; for nothing is impossible with God.”
“What did Mary say?” Zor asked.
“Mary said, “Behold I am the handmaid of the Lord. May it be done to me according to your word.” Then the angel left her.” Mike read.
Micky took the Bible from Mike and flipped to the second chapter.
“But things didn’t go as smoothly as Mary and Joseph had planned.” He said, then began to read:
“In those days a decree went out from Caesar Augustus that the whole world should be enrolled, so all went to be enrolled, each to his own town.”
“A census of the whole world?” Zor asked.
“Well, there weren’t as many people on Earth as there are now.” Mike replied.
“And Joseph too went up from Galilee from the town of Nazareth to Judea, to the city of David that is Bethlehem, because he was of the house and family of David, to be enrolled with Mary, his wife, who was with child.” Micky continued, “While they were there, the time came for her to have her child, and she gave birth to her firstborn son. She wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn.”
“Now we understand the crude dwelling they are in.” Zor said, picking up and looking at the stable.
“So where is this Kingdom where Jesus the son of God is supposed to rule?” Zam asked, “What section of Earth does it control?”
“Jesus isn’t the ruler of any kingdom as we understand the term with land and armies.” Peter told him, “Jesus’ kingdom is not of this world.”
Zor and Zam looked at each other, once again not understanding.
“Jesus’ kingdom is in our own hearts and souls.” Mike said. “Hopefully, we will one day meet Jesus and be welcomed into his Kingdom.”
“So on this day, many people celebrate the birth of Jesus.” Micky said, “But sadly, many other people see this day as a time for parties and gifts and forget all about why we celebrate Christmas in the first place.”
“This is an amazing story.” Zor told the Monkees. “Is there more?”
“Yes, much more.” Peter said, and began to tell the two aliens about the life of Jesus. Zor and Zam hung on to every word, and slowly began to understand the part about Jesus’ kingdom.
Finally, it was getting late and the two aliens told the Monkees they had to leave.
“Why can’t you stay a little longer?” Davy asked. “We won’t tell anyone you’re here.”
“Thank you good friends,” Zor said, “We are grateful for all you’ve done for us, but we must continue with our observations of this planet.”
So with great reluctance, the Monkees said their goodbyes to Zor and Zam.
“Thank you again for healing my leg.” Micky said to them. “I’m just sorry I couldn’t give you anything for Christmas.”
“That is alright, Micky.” Zor said, “You and your friends have more than made up for it with your kindness and hospitality.”
“Taking in two lonely aliens.” Zam said.
“We want you to have this.” Peter said, holding out the bible.
“We cannot take your sacred book, Peter.” Zam said, “I will make a copy so we can read more later.”
Zam pulled a small handheld computer from his bag and waved it over the bible.
“Now we have the words stored for future reference.” Zam smiled.
“Goodbye and thank you once again.” Zor and Zam said to the Monkees.
“Can I drop you two off somewhere?” Micky asked.
“No thank you, Micky.” Zam said, “Our base is not far from here. Farewell.”
The two aliens walked outside-and with a swishing sound, disappeared from sight.
“Far out.” Peter whispered as he shut the door.

THE END