By: Lisa Rated PG with some parts PG-13

The middle-aged woman smiled as she looked down at the body of the guard. It was too easy to convince him to try some of her goulash. She had been assigned kitchen duty when she and her four sons had been sent to this minimum-security prison almost a year ago; a duty she had enjoyed. The woman had used her considerable charm to convince the management to let her add a few things to the food to improve the flavor. Separately, the spices and herbs were harmless; together, they made a potent sleeping potion, which she used in this evening’s meal. Now, everybody was asleep and all she and her sons had to do was leave the facility.

She glanced up at the clock in the guard’s room. It was almost time. When the clock stuck seven, the door opened and her beloved ‘grumchicks’ came into the room.

“Ah, mama!” Marco, Zeppo, Rocco and Kiko cried.

“Everyone asleep?” She asked.

“Everyone, mama.” Marco said with a smile.

“Good, good!” She said, bending down to take the outside door key from the guard’s key ring. Finally finding the right key, she opened another door that led to the outside front lawn. The five of them walked outside and they spotted a car pulling up to the chain-link fence. The car lights blinked twice and immediately they knew their ride was here.

“Right on time! Good girl Tanya!” The lady said smugly. “Quickly, boys, let’s go.”

The five of them quickly walked down the sidewalk, through the un-gated fence and got into the car. The car slowly pulled away, so as not to attract attention.

It wasn’t until several hours later when the night shift reported for duty that it was discovered that the gypsy Maria and her four sons had escaped.

The next day, Mike was reading the morning paper. The TV was in the shop, so the paper was their only source of news for a few days. Ignoring the front section Mike had gone to the sports section to see how the Texas Rangers faired last night. Finding out the Rangers had won; Mike smiled…until he heard a small explosion coming from Micky’s chemistry set. Mike looked up to see Micky trying to contain a spill from a broken beaker, but he was afraid to touch whatever it was he made.

“Hey, guys!” Micky yelled, “Get me something to wipe up this mess!”

“Peter to the rescue!” Peter yelled, and then grabbed the front-page section off of the breakfast table; the section Mike hadn’t read yet.

“Pete, wait!” Mike yelled to his friend.

But Peter ran over and used the paper as a blotter to keep the spill from spreading. When the paper had absorbed all of the liquid, Peter deftly tossed it in the trash.

“Thanks Peter.” Micky said with a smile.

“No problem, Mick.” Peter answered.

“Except that I didn’t read that section yet.” Mike added as he walked over to the two. “Now, I’ll have to go buy a new paper.”

“Why bother?” Davy said, coming down the hurricane steps, “It’s just gonna be more bad news about Vietnam and inflation and all that.”

Everybody agreed and everybody later read what was left of the newspaper.

Because the front section was missing and the TV was broken, the Monkees never found out Maria and her sons had escaped from prison.

A few months later……..

Sam the Man’s Traveling Circus Caravan slowly made their way through the back roads of southern California. The caravan consisted of old trucks pulling even older trailers filled with the performers, animals and props needed to perform. In the front trailer, where Sam had his office, was a small gathering of gypsies. Maria, her sons and Tanya had quickly sought out their gypsy brethren in the woods and was able to get food and new clothes. But realizing the police would look for them there, the six of them went into hiding in the deep woods for several weeks. Finally, Tanya contacted Sam and he agreed to take the gypsies into his circus. He usually took on acts that were dropped from other shows and turned a blind eye on the performers’ pasts.

So while Maria’s sons performed gypsy music while Tanya danced and sang, Maria told ‘fortunes’ to unsuspecting customers while helping herself to their wallets. Now, they were gathered in Sam’s trailer to collect their daily share of the profits. Under the watchful stares of six people, Sam carefully counted out their share. After counting out a small pile, Sam smiled and pushed the bills towards Maria. She frowned.

“Is this all?” She demanded.

“Yes it is.” Sam said quickly, “You know as well as I do that we can’t visit very populated areas so attendance is low.”

Maria smiled brightly, picked up the money, folded it and put it inside her blouse. She knew Sam was being honest with her (a rarity for him) but liked to pull his chain anyway. Plus, she knew the twice-divorced circus owner was sweet on her and used that to her advantage.

“So, Sam.” Maria smiled, “Where are we going next?”

Sam unfolded a map and pointed a stubby finger at a city near the California coast. “Right here, my dear. We haven’t played this city in a long time.”

Maria looked down where Sam had his finger and frowned. It was the very city where the gypsies had been arrested and jailed. In that area was where she and her group had been camped when they tried to steal the Maltese Vulture from Madame Rantha’s mansion. The plan had been to play at her society ball and steal it when nobody was around, but those four young boys who called themselves the Monkees also auditioned for the ball and got the job instead. So Maria and her sons and niece Tanya kidnapped the Monkees and forced them to steal the vulture instead; but due to circumstances Maria didn’t care to remember, the Monkees turned the tables and she and her sons found themselves imprisoned. A least Tanya eluded capture and was able to finally help them escape.

“Must we play there?” Maria demanded.

“Why, what’s wrong with that city?” Sam asked.

“They weren’t too friendly to gypsies the last time we were there.” Maria replied.

Sam smiled. He could read between the lines. “Don’t worry, we’ll be on the outskirts of town and its only for one night anyway.”

“Just one night?” Zeppo asked.

“Yes, just one night and away we go again.” Sam reassured him.

The gypsies looked at each other and realized they had no choice but to perform there and hope they were not recognized.

A few days later, Peter was reading the comics section of the newspaper. The TV was working fine, but Peter still liked to have a daily laugh or two. After reading the latest adventures of Little Orphan Annie, he looked down at the bottom of the page and noticed a small ad for a traveling circus. Peter smiled brightly. He loved circuses! He looked over at his three band mates who were watching TV.

“Hey guys! There’s a circus coming to town!” He said happily.

“When and where, Pete?” Mike asked.

“It’ll be here tomorrow and it’s being set up at the edge of town where the old high school used to be.”

“Way out there? Near the woods?” Micky asked.

“Yeah, seems that way.” Peter replied, “Mike, can we go? Please?”

“The last time we visited a circus we ended up having to perform as a high-wire act.” Mike reminded everybody of the time they went to a circus.

“Please, Mike.” Davy begged, “I haven’t seen a circus in ages.”

“Me neither.” Micky chimed in.

“How much is admission, Peter?” Mike asked.

Peter looked at the ad again. “Twenty-five cents a person.”

Mike’s eyebrows went up. “That’s not a bad price.”

“So can we go?” Peter asked hopefully.

“As long as Davy doesn’t fall in love with the circus owner’s daughter, I guess so.” Mike said.

Everybody laughed and cheered at Mike’s remark.

Late the next afternoon, the Monkees drove over to the circus. The old high school had been torn down a long time ago, so there was plenty of room for the tents and attractions. The old parking lot for the high school wasn’t too big, so Mike had to drive around for a while before finding a spot some distance away from the entrance. After paying their admission, the four of them went through the gate and looked at the sign showing the times for the various performances. The main acts in the big top hadn’t started yet so they decided to see some of the sideshows. Looking down the list, Micky quickly spotted something.

“Hey look at this!” He said, pointing. “It says, ‘The Gypsy Kings, authentic gypsy music and dancing’.”

“No thanks, we’ve had enough of gypsies.” Mike replied, thinking about the time they were kidnapped by gypsies and forced to steal for them.

“But look at the act coming on after them.” Peter said excitedly, “Bobo the talking dog!” He looked at his watch. “It should be starting real soon! Come on!” He started to run towards the stage. The others just shook their heads and followed Peter.

Up on the side stage, The ‘Gypsy Kings’, in reality Marco, Rocco, Zeppo and Kiko, were just finishing up their last number. In front of them, Tanya was doing her famous scarf dance, swirling about the stage throwing her scarves in the air and catching them. The song ended, and the five of them took a bow to great applause. After picking up the few coins thrown their way, they ran off the stage and through the curtain connecting to the performers’ area. Tanya was the last one off and she happened to glance behind her before she went through the curtain. What she saw made her jaw drop; it was those four cursed Monkees walking into the audience area! Realizing that she couldn’t be seen by them, Tanya dove through the curtain and ran over to her cousins.

“Listen, my cousins, I have discovered something terrible!” She said.

“What is it?” Zeppo asked, concerned.

“Those four Monkee musicians are here! They are in the audience outside!”

Marco quickly got up and pulled out his switchblade. “I will kill them!” He roared.

“NO, Marco!” Kiko quickly said, putting a hand on his arm. “There would be too many witnesses.”

“I’ll go tell Mama.” Rocco said and ran off to where his mother had her fortune-telling tent.

“Did they see you, Tanya?” Zeppo asked.

“No, I don’t think so.” She replied. “If they had come a few minutes earlier, though….” Tanya trailed off as her Aunt Maria came running over.

“What is this Rocco is telling me?” Maria asked, smiling. “Our Monkee Pigeons are back?”

“Yes, Aunt Maria.” Tanya replied. “They are in the audience.”

Maria walked over to the edge of the curtain and pulled a small section of it back, just enough to see but not be seen. After several seconds, Maria spotted the Monkees sitting on some folding chairs in the middle of the audience. She let the curtain fall back and looked over at her sons and niece. An evil smile came across her face.

“So, the Monkees are here to see the circus.” She chuckled, “How little do they know they will soon become a part of it.”

“What do you want us to do, Mama?” Marco said slowly.

Maria looked at Tanya. “A good part of this will be up to you, dear girl, since they would recognize us. But this is how we will get our claws on those meddling Monkees.”

After watching the talking-dog act (to Peter’s disappointment, all Bobo could say was ‘ruff’), the Monkees disagreed on what to do next. All four of them wanted to see something different. So they decided to split up and meet back at the front gate at seven. Still watching at the curtain, Maria and the other gypsies saw the four split up.

“Very good, Monkee Pigeons!” Maria said with a nasty laugh. “You just made our job easier!” She looked over at Tanya. “Good luck, my dear.” Maria said, kissing Tanya on the cheek.

Tanya by now had shed her Gypsy clothes and was wearing a black mini-skirt and a yellow and white peasant top. She smiled at her aunt and went through the opening in the tent to lure the first of her victims into danger.

Peter was watching a clown blow up balloons and twist them into animal figures. He laughed at all the different types the clown could make; dog, cat, snake and even a bird! Peter glance over to his right and saw a young woman with shoulder-length dark hair and wearing a black mini and a yellow and white blouse. She was standing just a few feet away from him. She glanced over at him, gave a quick smile and turned and walked away. The blond-haired bassist’s mind raced. He recognized that woman from somewhere! Peter’s mouth opened and closed several times before he said anything.

“I know I’ve seen that face before, I’ve seen that face before….I’ve faced this scene before!” Peter exclaimed as the memories came back to him. That girl was a gypsy! What was her name? Tanya! That’s it! She was with Maria the gypsy and her sons! Peter remembered when he and the other Monkees had been lured to the gypsy camp. Tanya and Kiko did a ‘scarf dance’ for him and he quickly found himself bound up in scarves, his arms pinned to his sides. His friends were captured too and they were forced to steal a valuable statue or he would be killed. Peter shivered at the thought. But only Maria and her sons had been arrested; somehow Tanya had escaped. Impulsively, he ran after the girl.

“Wait, wait!” Peter called after Tanya. He caught up to her and tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around.

“Yes? May I help you?” Tanya asked Peter, a slight accent in her voice.

“I remember you.” Peter said firmly. “You’re Tanya. You were with Maria the gypsy and her boys.”

Tanya pretended not to recognize Peter for a moment. “Do I know you? Oh, yes! Peter! How are you?”

“I’m fine, no thanks to you and your un-nice gypsy friends.” Peter said crossly.

“Oh, Peter, don’t be mad at me.” Tanya said sadly. “That unfortunate incident happened over a year ago.”

“Well, it isn’t nice threatening to torture and kill people, Tanya.” Peter replied more softly this time. “But you should be in jail with them too.”

Tanya just barely stopped herself from laughing out loud. It seems Peter and probably the other Monkees didn’t know Aunt Maria and her cousins had escaped from jail! Things were getting better and better! Still, Tanya kept playing the part of remorseful gypsy and hung her head.

“I know, Peter. After my Aunt Maria and my cousins didn’t return from Madam Rantha’s house, I knew something had happened. I gathered up what I could and fled our camp just minutes before the police came. Without any family, I drifted around homeless, afraid to contact any of my gypsy brethren for fear of leading the police to them.” Tanya looked up and saw Peter’s eyes start to tear. The sucker was falling for her story. “Finally, I was hired by this traveling circus and I make a little money dancing and telling fortunes to people.”

“Maria is your Aunt and her sons are your cousins?” Peter asked.

Tanya nodded. “Yes, Aunt Maria has raised me since I was little.” That much was true at least, Tanya thought to herself. “Now she and my cousins are in prison, and I know they are as sorry as I am for causing so much pain to you and your friends.”

“That’s good to know.” Peter smiled

Tanya smiled back. What a fool, she thought. Time to lure him in. “Why don’t you come back with me to my tent? I’ll tell your fortune.”

“I dunno…” Peter said, “I don’t believe in all that stuff and besides…”

“You remember what happened last time,” Tanya said, “When you and your friends visited gypsies.”

“Yeah, that’s right.” Peter replied.

“Come on.” Tanya insisted, “It will be different this time.” Much different, Tanya thought, and you and your friends won’t get away this time. “My tent is nearby.”

Against his better judgment, Peter followed Tanya a short distance past the sideshow attractions to a medium-sized tent sitting off to the side. There was a sign stuck into the ground in front. It read: ‘Madam’s fortune-telling. What does your future hold?’ A piece of wood saying ‘closed’ was hanging in front of it. Tanya walked over to the tent and opened the flap.

“After you, Peter.” Tanya said, smiling.

Peter became wary. He didn’t completely trust Tanya . He walked to the opening and looked inside the tent. Inside was a small table and two chairs with a crystal ball in the middle of the table. A single candle lit up the interior. It was too dark to see anything else. Peter looked at Tanya.

“You go first, Tanya.” He said.

Tanya shrugged, walked inside and sat on the far side of the table, facing the entrance.

“See?” Tanya laughed. “Nothing to be afraid of.”

Peter slowly walked inside and sat at the table opposite Tanya, his back to the tent flap. Tanya smiled at him. Peter sat there waiting for Tanya to tell his fortune, but she simply sat there looking at him.

“Well, aren’t you going to look into your crystal ball and see my future?” Peter asked, beginning to get nervous. Something wasn’t right……

“I don’t need to.” Tanya replied, an evil smile slowly spreading across her face. “Your future is right behind you.”

Peter twisted in his chair and his mouth dropped open in shock. It was none other than Maria and her four sons standing right behind him! They had hidden in the dark corners of the tent, waiting for him to come inside.

“Maria!” Peter exclaimed, “You’re supposed to be in jail! You too!” Peter finished, pointing at Marco, Zeppo, Rocco and Kiko.

“And you’ll soon wish we were there!” Maria snarled. “Seize him!” She told her sons.

Maria’s four sons grabbed Peter and yanked him out of his seat. Zeppo put his hand over Peter’s mouth to stop him from making a sound. Peter struggled, but it was four against one. Marco punched Peter in the stomach and Peter doubled over in pain. Then something hit him on the back of the head and Peter’s world went black.

Kiko went to the tent flap and peeked outside. It seemed nobody had heard the commotion. He joined his Mother, brothers and cousin at staring at the unconscious Peter on the ground. Maria hugged her niece.

“Very good, darling!” She said happily. “Now go quickly! One down, three to go!”

“Yes, Aunt Maria.” Tanya replied, smiling. She quickly left the tent, leaving the others to deal with Peter.

Micky walked along the concession stands, seeing what he could eat next. Finishing up his third hot dog, he wiped some ketchup off his chin and decided to get some soda to wash it all down. Walking over to the drink stand, he bumped into someone. He looked at the person.

“Oh, I’m sorry miss…” Micky trailed off. The person he had just bumped into was a young lady with dark shoulder-length hair. Tanya the gypsy.

“That’s alright, it was my fault.” Tanya replied, then noticed the look on Micky’s face. “Is something wrong?” She asked.

“I remember you now.” Micky said, pointing at her. “You were with that group of gypsies that kidnapped my friends and I.” He took a step away from her.

Tanya pretended to be shocked a moment, then gave Micky a quizzical look. “Oh, yes, that’s right. You’re Micky of the Monkees, correct?”

“Correct.” Micky replied shortly, “What are you up to now? Going to kidnap someone else?”

Tanya was seething inside but gave Micky a sad smile.

“No, Micky. After my Aunt Maria and her sons were arrested, I found work here in a traveling circus. I’ve turned over a new leaf as the expression goes.”

Micky smirked. “Yeah, you should be in that minimum security clubhouse with your Aunt and cousins.”

“That’s in the past, Micky.” Tanya replied, trying to keep her cool. This pigeon was smarter than the last one. She took his hand. “Why don’t you come back with me to my tent and have some tea?”

Micky gave her a short laugh. The last time he drank tea with a gypsy he had been knocked unconscious. He pulled his hand away from hers. “Have a nice life, Tanya.” He began to walk away.

Tanya called after him sadly. “Too bad you can’t forgive me like Peter did.”

As Tanya hoped, the mention of Peter brought Micky up short. He walked back to her.

“You were talking to Peter?” He demanded.

Tanya nodded. “Yes, he and I and a nice conversation. He’s let bygones be bygones.”

“Peter is sometimes too soft-hearted for his own good.” Micky fumed. “Where is he now?”

“Probably near my tent.” Tanya replied. “He was talking to the other side show acts the last I saw him.” She pointed in the direction of her tent.

Micky began to walk in that direction. Tanya walked a little behind him, a secret smile on her face. They soon entered an area where there were attractions and tents on both sides of the trail; the Human Skeleton, the Bearded Lady and the Siamese Twins were just a few of the things Micky looked at, but no Peter. Micky stopped and began to call Peter’s name. As luck would have it, Micky stopped just outside Maria’s tent.

“Peter!” Micky called out. “Hey, Pete!”

There was no answer. Micky was getting angry and began to wonder if Tanya was just leading him on. The young gypsy stood in the entrance to the tent and called over to him.

“Micky, he’s in here.” Tanya said.

Without thinking, Micky quickly walked into the darkened tent. Inside was a table, two chairs, a crystal ball and a lit candle: but no Peter. Micky looked around, but it was too dark outside the candle’s light to see anything.

“Well? Where is he?” Micky asked Tanya.

Just then, he began to hear a muffled sound, like a groan. Tanya picked up a flashlight from the ground and began to shine it where the sound came from. A second later, the flashlight shown on a bound and gagged Peter lying on the ground, he was awake and there was clear terror in his eyes. Micky spun on Tanya.

“What game are you playing here, Tanya?” He demanded angrily.

“A game you Monkee pigeons are going to lose.” Another female voice answered.

Suddenly, Micky was bombarded with lit flashlights shining in his face, blinding him. He put his arms up to ward off the glare. Micky was just barely able to see Maria standing in front of him. Before Micky could say anything, strong hands pulled his arms away from his face and Maria threw a handful of white powder at his head. Micky began to cough as his legs began to buckle. He was unconscious before he hit the ground.

Maria chuckled. “Two down, two to go!”

“This one wasn’t as stupid as the first, Aunt Maria.” Tanya said sullenly, “I almost didn’t get him here.”

“But you did, and that’s good.” Maria said with a wide smile. She looked at her watch. “The circus will close soon, and the other two Monkees might become suspicious. So hurry. We’ll take care of him.” Maria pointed at the unconscious Micky. Tanya nodded and left the tent.

Mike and Davy were near the entrance to the circus, waiting for Micky and Peter to show up. They knew both Micky and Peter had watches on, so where were they? Mike looked at his watch. It just turned seven O’clock.

“I’ll bet Peter’s found some side show act to talk to.” Davy told Mike.

“Yeah, that might be it.” Mike agreed, “But what about Micky? He’s usually on time.”

Davy could only shrug at that. They kept on waiting and waiting, watching the people start to leave and the crowds to thin out. Still no sign of their friends. Mike looked at his watch again. It was now seven fifteen.

“We better go look for them.” Mike told Davy. “The place closes in forty-five minutes.”

“I’ll go left and you go right.” Davy replied. “Let’s meet here again at eight.”

Mike agreed and the two separated. The tall Texan slowly walked along the concession stands (he knew Micky liked to eat, but never seemed to gain weight), and through the big top, but couldn’t see his curly-haired friend anywhere. Mike decided to head towards the back where the performers had their tents. As it turned out, Tanya was just leaving the tent where she had lured Micky just as Mike began to walk down the path towards her. She saw and recognized him a few seconds before Mike did with Tanya. They began to walk towards each other. When they came together, Mike glared at Tanya a few seconds before speaking. He began to wonder if she had anything to do with Peter and Micky’s disappearance.

“Well, if it isn’t Tanya, the gypsy.” He said slowly.

“Hello, Mike. I see you haven’t forgotten about the past.”

“No, I don’t forget things like being threatened with torture.” Mike replied with no little sarcasm. “What are you doing here? Up to your old tricks?”

“After my aunt and cousins were arrested, I joined this circus to eek out a living, dancing and telling fortunes.” Tanya replied.

“You’re with the ‘Gypsy Kings’?” Mike asked.

“Yes, I am. Why don’t you come back to our tent and meet them? I’m sure they’d like to meet a talented musician like yourself.”

“No, thanks.” Mike said shortly, getting suspicious. “I’m looking for Micky and Peter. Have you seen them?”

“They are here too?” Tanya asked, a little too quickly for Mike’s liking. “What about the little one, Davy?”

“He didn’t come with us, Tanya. Didn’t feel good.” Mike lied. If Tanya did have something to do with Micky and Peter’s disappearances, he wanted to keep Davy safe to call the police.

“Oh, that’s too bad.” Tanya lied. “Let me help you look for him.”

“Why?” Mike asked.

Tanya shrugged. “Despite what you think of me Mike, I’m sorry for what I did. I know my Aunt and cousins are sorry too. Besides, I can take you into areas where the audience isn‘t allowed.”

Mike sighed and began to walk in the direction Tanya had come from. Tanya smiled and followed him. After going a short way, Tanya tugged on his sleeve.

“Wait, Mike. Let me ask in here.” Tanya ducked into her tent. Mike put his hands in his pockets and kept looking for either Peter or Micky.

Suddenly, Mike heard a little scream come from inside the tent then a frightened Tanya came rushing out to him. She gripped his arm.

“Mike, come quickly!” She said breathlessly. There was a flashlight in her hands. “Your friends….they are in here!”

Without a word, Mike charged into the tent, Tanya close behind. Mike looked around, but could only see a table, two chairs, a crystal ball and a candle. He knew something was up. Quick as a flash, he grabbed Tanya’s arm and pulled her to him.

“Ok, where are they?” Mike demanded angrily.

“I told you they are here!” Tanya cried and pointed her flashlight at a corner of the tent. The light showed a bound and gagged Peter and Micky lying on the ground looking up at him. “Right there!” She finished with a smug smile on her face.

Mike shoved Tanya away and began to walk over to his captive friends. He had only gone a few steps when he was tackled to the ground. Mike was strong, but Maria’s four sons were stronger and Mike soon found himself bound and gagged like Peter and Micky. Still he struggled until he saw Maria and Marco come into view. His eyes grew wide in shock. Maria gave Mike a nasty smile.

“So, you remember us, do you, Monkee Pigeon?” She chuckled. “You’ll soon wish you had never gone to that audition at Madam Rantha’s.” She nodded to Marco and stepped aside.

Marco grinned and gave Mike a punch in the face. Mike’s eyes rolled up in his head and he was out like a light. Tanya walked over to her aunt.

“He and the little one know Peter and Micky are missing, Aunt Maria.” She said, getting worried. “Davy might be going for the police.”

“Still you must try, darling.” Maria told her. “We are so close! Do what you have to, but get him here!”

Tanya picked up Mike’s green wool hat that had fallen off during his struggle and put it in the pocket of her mini-skirt.

“I won’t let you down, Aunt Maria.” She smiled, and then quickly exited the tent.

Davy had searched the whole left side of the circus, but had found neither Peter nor Micky. Now, Mike seemed to have disappeared too! He stood near the entrance to the circus grounds as before and looked at his watch. It was almost eight o’clock and starting to get dark. Davy was now getting scared. Suddenly, he heard a voice calling his name. He turned to see a young girl with dark shoulder-length hair running towards him. Davy had little trouble remembering girls, so he instantly knew the girl’s name; Tanya the gypsy. He frowned and waited for Tanya to run over to him.

“Hello, Tanya.” Davy said with little emotion. “What brings you here?”

“Hello, Davy.” Tanya said, slightly out of breath, “I’ve been looking for you.”

“Oh, really.” Davy replied, folding his arms. “Do you want me to steal for you again?”

“No, I have some bad news.” Tanya told him, frowning. “Your friend Peter was bitten by Bobo the talking dog and he’s being treated by the circus doctor.”

“What?” Davy exclaimed, “Is he alright?”

“It was a bad bite, but he should recover.” Tanya said, “Your three friends are with him now. I know you have no reason to trust me, but Michael told me to give you this to show I’m telling the truth.” She pulled Mike’s wool hat out of her pocket and handed it to Davy.

Davy took the hat from Tanya. It was Mike’s all right, he’d recognize it anywhere! He also knew Mike would never give his favorite hat to someone he didn’t trust. Davy looked at Tanya.

“Take me the others.” He said quietly.

Tanya smiled, turned, and walked away quickly. Davy hurried to keep up with her. They soon got back to Tanya’s tent and Davy followed her inside. The only thing Davy saw however was the table, chairs, crystal ball and candle. Davy looked at Tanya.

“Well? Where are they?” He demanded.

Suddenly, a light shone on the bound and gagged forms of Peter, Micky and Mike.

“They are right there, Monkee pigeon.” Another female voice told him.

Davy looked from his friends to the owner of that voice. To his shock, it was Maria the gypsy!

“You….” Davy growled.

Maria laughed out loud. “Get him boys!”

Marco and Zeppo moved towards Davy, but Davy was already in action. He grabbed the small table and threw it at the two gypsies, the candle and crystal ball crashing to the ground. The table slammed into Marco and Zeppo’s chests and knocked the backwards to the ground. Shouting in anger, they started to get up, but by then, Davy had run to the back of the tent and began to crawl underneath the canvas.

“Stop! Or else!” Maria yelled at Davy.

Davy looked back to see Maria crouching next to Peter, a knife at his throat.

“Come back here, little Monkee, or he dies!” Maria hissed.

Seeing the knife at Peter’s throat, Davy crawled back into the tent and stood up. Kiko and Rocco rushed over and grabbed Davy. He looked at her defiantly.

“Whatever you’ve got planned, Maria.” He said, “You won’t get away with it.”

Davy would’ve said more, but a gag was shoved in his mouth, and his hands and feet tied. Marco walked over to Davy and punched him in the stomach. Davy doubled over in pain, and Kiko and Rocco let him fall to the ground. Maria stood over him triumphantly.

“Oh, yes we will, little one, we’ll make sure of it this time!”

The gypsies began to laugh, but the merriment was cut short by a voice just outside the front of their tent.

“Maria!” Sam yelled, “What’s going on in there?!” He started to enter the tent.

Maria rushed over to the tent flap and gently pushed Sam back outside.

“What’s wrong, Sam?” Maria asked sweetly.

“It sounded like a fight in there, Maria.” Sam replied, “Some of the other performers told me about the racket. You know I want peace in this circus.”

“Oh, that!” Maria laughed, “It was just my Marco and Zeppo. They had an argument and Marco knocked over the table, that’s all.”

Maria pulled back the tent flap to show Sam the table lying on the ground and Marco and Zeppo looking sufficiently penitent.

“We are sorry, Sam, it won’t happen again.” Maria cooed.

Sam shrugged his shoulders. “Well, anyway, it’s closing time and your boys will be needed to help tear down the tents.”

“They’ll be there, Sam.” Maria smiled.

Sam smiled back and walked away. Maria’s smile turned into a scowl at Sam’s retreating figure. Sam was a fool, but she and her family needed him-for now-to survive. Maria walked back into the tent.

“That was close, too close, but he is gone.” She told her family.

“Now we kill them Mama?” Marco asked with glee.

“No, Marco.” Maria replied, shaking her head, “Perhaps later. Right now, we must get them to our trailer, before Sam comes looking for you boys again.”

Kiko and Zeppo picked up some leftover tarps that had been lying in the back of the tent. They pulled Mike to his feet and began to wrap one of the tarps around him. But even though Mike’s hands were bound behind him and his feet tied, he still put a fight. He head-butted Kiko and knocked him away.

“You want to play, Monkee Pigeon?” Maria sneered at Mike. She nodded to her boys.

They let Mike fall back to the ground then punched and kicked him. Mike groaned through his gag. Maria told them to stop and pick Mike up off the ground. His legs could hardly hold him up as he was turned to face his fellow Monkees.

“Now, boys, does anyone else not want to co-operate?” Maria asked with a nasty smile.

Micky, Peter and Davy, shocked at the brutal treatment Mike received, shook their heads in fear.

“Good. Good.” Maria told them, then looked at her sons. “Quickly now, get them all wrapped up and we’ll carry them back to the trailer.”

Within a few minutes, all four Monkees were wrapped from head to foot with canvas tarps. Then the gypsies quickly tore down their own tent and began to carry everything, including their captives, over to their trailer. The other circus acts were doing the same with their own tents, so nobody paid the gypsies any mind as they carried their extra bundles away.

The Monkees were thrown down onto the floor of their trailer, while the tent itself went into another storage trailer that all the acts shared. Then, while Maria and Tanya watched over their captives, Marco, Kiko, Zeppo and Rocco went to help pull down the main tent with the other men. Maria and Tanya pulled the tarps from the Monkees’ faces so they could watch as they counted out all the money they had stolen that night. They also went through the guys’ wallets and examined their rings and watches. The Monkees had just had a gig a few nights before so they had a little bit of money on them. Maria scowled at the cheap watches and put them aside. Mike looked at all the articles on the table and noticed that the keys to the Monkeemobile were not among them. Neither was his wool hat. He hoped the gypsies didn’t notice so that they wouldn’t steal or destroy the Monkeemobile as well.

Maria looked up from the table as her four sons came into the trailer.

“All finished, boys?” She asked.

“Yes, Mama.” Kiko replied, “Did they give you any problems?”

“No, they were nice and quiet.” Maria smiled. She picked up a few bills from the table and handed it to him. “Go over to Sam and ask him if we can use the truck tonight for a few hours. Tell him tonight is a gypsy holiday and we need to go into the woods for a while to celebrate. That money will pay for the gasoline we use.”

“Yes, Mama.” Kiko said and ran out of the trailer.

“Mama, we can’t hide them here forever.” Zeppo told her, “They might be missed.”

“I’ve been thinking of a plan, my dear Zeppo.” Maria told him. “I’ll tell everyone what I have in mind tonight in the woods.” She gave the Monkees an evil laugh.

A little while later, Kiko came back with the beat-up truck and parked it a little ways away from the trailer. It was a flatbed truck with wooden sides used to haul heavy equipment. It was now dark out and the other trailers were lit up, filled with the sounds of the other performers talking about the day’s events. Nobody paid attention to the gypsies’ trailer. Truth be told, the other performers generally didn’t like to associate with the gypsies anyway and wouldn’t have cared what was going on even if anybody had been looking outside at the time.

“Put our guests in the truck my sons.” Maria told them.

The Monkees were terrified. They realized that Maria and her brood might be taking them on a one-way trip! Still, there was nothing they could do, being tied up and wrapped in heavy canvas tarp. Within a minute, all four men were lying on the floor of the flatbed truck. Kiko got in the driver’s seat and Maria sat next to him. Marco, Zeppo, Rocco and Tanya sat in the flatbed part and watched over their captives. Zeppo started the truck and drove away from the trailers, into the woods.

Slowly but surely Kiko guided the truck deeper and deeper in the woods, being very careful not to get stuck or damage the truck in any way. Fortunately, for Kiko, the ground was pretty flat and the trees spaced far apart so all he had to worry about were the tree roots. To help find a safe path, Maria shown a flashlight in front of the truck, so that with the truck’s headlights, they finally arrived safely at a clearing about a mile from their trailer.

Kiko stopped the truck near the middle of the clearing. Maria’s other sons quickly got out and started a campfire, placing it so that the truck would be between the fire and the trailers, making it hard for anyone there to spot. Next, the Monkees were pulled out of the truck, the tarps removed from them and they forced to sit on the ground against the truck. As it happened, they were placed in the same order as the last time; left to right, Mike, Davy, Micky and Peter.

Tanya brought out some lamb chops, stuck metal pokers through them and placed them on the fire to cook. When they were done, Maria brought over a small bottle of wine and the five of them settled down to a joyful meal, totally ignoring their captives. Soon the lamb chops and wine were gone and Maria stood up and walked over to the Monkees. Marco made sure the pokers were placed back in the fire before he joined his mother.

“Seems like old times, doesn’t it boys?” Maria smiled. She turned to Marco. “Take off their gags. We’re too far away for anyone to hear .”

Marco walked over to the Monkees and roughly ripped off their gags. The four men inhaled deeply, glad to finally be able to breath properly for the first time in hours.

“How did you escape from jail, Maria?” Davy demanded.

“Does it really matter now?” Maria said with a shrug. “The fact is that we’re free and it’s time to renew our ‘partnership’.”

“You want us to steal for you again?” Micky asked.

“Oh, you boys will do much more than that this time around.” Maria chuckled. “You will join our gypsy group. You will travel with us. Do whatever we tell you. Play our gypsy music. Help yourselves to others’ belongings.” She paused. “Or you will die.”

“You didn’t learn from before, did you?” Mike asked. “You tried to make us steal for you and look what happened!”

“My mistake was not keeping Peter at our camp.” Maria retorted, “So Tanya could kill him if we didn’t return from Madam Rantha’s house. That will not happen again!”

Peter had been held outside Madam Rantha’s house and was almost stabbed to death when the Maltese Falcon literally had been dropped into his hands. But to cover for the theft, Maria was obliged to play the Good Samaritan and pretend her and her sons were retrieving it from the Monkees.

Marco looked hopefully at his mother. “Hot poker, mama?”

Maria smiled and nodded her head. Marco walked over and pulled a hot poker out of the fire and once again stood next to Maria. “Now, mama?” He asked.

“Now, Marco!” Maria proclaimed. Marco began to walk towards the Monkees.

“Wait!” Mike shouted, “We’ll work for you! We’ll help you once again, Maria!”

But this time, Marco didn’t stop. He kept walking over to Mike.

“No, stop!” Mike said, beginning to panic. “We said we’d work for you Maria!”

“I heard you, Monkee.” Maria said evilly. “But it is time to face gypsy vengeance! Help your brother out my sons!”

Zeppo and Kiko ran over to Mike, pulled him to his feet and bent him over the open tailgate of the truck. Rocco ripped open the back of Mike’s shirt. Mike struggled, but was held tight by the two gypsies.

“No, don’t do that to him!” Peter begged as Davy and Micky looked on in terror.

But Marco simply walked over and placed the tip of the hot poker on Mike’s bare back. He screamed in pain. Marco lifted the poker off Mike’s back and placed the tip on another spot. Mike howled in agony and struggled to get away, but Marco applied to poker again and again to Mike’s back. Finally, he was done, and Mike was simply tossed to the ground. He rolled around on the ground moaning in pain. Marco stuck the poker back into the fire.

“Let me do the next one, Marco.” Rocco told him.

“Be my guest.” Marco smiled.

Rocco picked up another poker and walked toward Davy.

“No, please no!” Davy begged, trying to move away. “I’ll help you, we’ll all help you!”

But he too was picked up and bent over the truck’s tailgate. Marco ripped open the back of Davy’s shirt.

Rocco calmly place the tip of the poker on Davy’s back, holding it there until Davy shrieked. Then Rocco repeated what Marco did and placed the poker several times on Davy’s back. Davy had never known such pain. Finally, Rocco tired of the game and walked away, and let Marco and Zeppo throw Davy on the ground next to Mike.

“My turn now!” Zeppo laughed. He picked up another poker. Micky eyes grew wide in terror as he realized he was next. He frantically pulled on his bonds, but he was tied tight.

“NO, let me GO!” Micky yelled as he was yanked to his feet and bent over the truck’s tailgate.

Kiko ripped open Micky’s shirt and held him down as Zeppo put the hot poker on Micky’s back. The drummer howled in pain as the poker was touched to his back again and again. Finally, he too was tossed to the ground next to his moaning band mates.

Kiko now picked up a hot poker and advanced on Peter. The Monkees’ bass player was crying and tried to shrink back against the truck, but he too was picked up, dragged over and bent over the truck’s tailgate. Kiko smirked as Peter screamed as the hot poker burned his back. Eventually, he too was tossed to the ground next to the other three Monkees.

The gypsies watched for a while as their captives squirmed on the ground. Finally, Maria looked at her sons and niece.

“What shall we do to our Monkee pigeons next?” She asked.

“We can’t hurt them too much, Aunt Maria, if they are going to be of any use to us.” Tanya remarked.

Kiko snorted. “You did not spend year in jail being taunted for your accent, cousin.” He said, “They must suffer more.”

“What do you suggest, my son?” Maria asked.

Kiko simply walked over to the truck and brought over a sack. He opened it and pulled out an object. Everyone, including the Monkees, could see it was a whip.

Maria chuckled evilly. “Very good, Kiko. Do it!”

“Let’s tie them to trees first!” Kiko exclaimed.

His brothers agreed and dragged the four Monkees over to the trees that ringed the clearing. Their hands were untied and pulled to the front, and then tied to the trunks of the trees.

“Please, no more.” Peter moaned.

But the gypsies didn’t answer him. When they were done tying the Monkees, they took turns cracking the whip against their backs.

The four musicians screamed in pain. The whip hurt worse than the hot poker did. Finally, even Maria became concerned that the screams might be heard and told her sons to halt. Marco, Rocco, Kiko and Zeppo untied the Monkees and they collapsed to the ground. Maria walked over to them.

“Yes, boys, this is just the beginning of your servitude to us. When we get back to the trailer, we will start to instruct you on your duties.”

None of the Monkees answered her. It was doubtful they could have. Maria’s four sons wrapped their captives in the tarps once again while Tanya doused the fire. The Monkees were tossed back onto the truck and soon everyone was on their way back to the circus. Once back with the circus trailers, the Monkees were transported into the gypsies’ trailer while Kiko returned the truck. Most of the other trailers were dark and nobody took notice of what was happening.

Since it was late, the gypsies decided to go to sleep and deal with their captives in the morning. The Monkees were left wrapped in the tarps, heads uncovered but gagged, while the gypsies went to sleep. Nobody made a move to give their captives any food or drink, nor any treatment for their pain. So the Monkees spent a horrible night in great pain and fear, wondering what would happen next.

The next morning, the circus trucks came around and connected to the trailers. Soon, the caravan started once again, onto another town. Tears fell down Peter’s face as he realized he and his friends were being kidnapped once again. The other three Monkees looked at each other sadly, as they were being taken away from all they knew. Their only hope is that someone would see the Monkeemobile abandoned and ask questions. The gypsies had breakfast while their hungry captives watched. When the caravan was on the open road again, Maria felt it safe to un-gag her captives. They looked up at her, still with some defiance.

“Have a nice sleep, little fools?” She asked.

Several nasty retorts formed on the Monkees’ lips, but remembering what happened last night, they stayed silent. Maria smiled at this. They were already learning.

“Can we have something to eat?” Peter asked quietly.

Marco cuffed Peter at that. “You say ‘May we please have something to eat?’ to us!” He said angrily, “It is ALWAYS ‘May we please’!”

“May we please have something to eat?” Peter said respectfully.

“Very well.” Maria replied with a smile. She turned to her niece. “Untie their hands only and give them our leftover breakfast.”

“Yes, Aunt Maria.” Tanya replied.

Under the watchful eye of the other gypsies, Tanya untied the Monkees’ hands and gave them whatever was left of breakfast. It wasn’t much; some cold pieces of toast and jam, but the Monkees were glad to have something to fill their stomachs. When they were done, Maria untied Micky’s ankles.

“Get up and clean the table-now.” Maria commanded him.

Slowly, painfully, Micky climbed to his feet, but it wasn’t fast enough to please the gypsies. Zeppo shoved Micky against the table.

“Get moving.” Zeppo growled.

Micky responded by kicking Zeppo in the shins and running over to one of the windows. He opened it up and began to wave and yell at the cars driving alongside the trailers.

“Help! Somebody help!” Micky shouted, hoping to get the attention of a passing car. A car was next to their trailer, but the car’s windows were closed and the driver was fiddling with the radio.

Strong hands grabbed Micky and pulled him back from the window. Micky was thrown to the floor of the trailer by Marco and Kiko while Maria looked out to see if Micky had been spotted. She sighed with relief when the car next to their trailer turned off at the next exit, the driver still trying to find the radio station he wanted. Meanwhile, Marco, Kiko and Zeppo were kicking and hitting Micky, while Rocco kept the other three Monkees at bay with his knife. Maria turned from the window and at her sons.

“That’s enough.” She said with disgust. Maria looked at Micky, who was moaning in pain on the floor.

“Very brave but foolish of you. Still, you must be punished. Marco, bring the chains you ‘borrowed’ from the storage tent.”

Marco went into another part of the trailer while his brothers re-tied the other Monkees’ hands. Soon Marco brought back lengths of chain that were used to lift equipment.

“What are you going to do to him?” Davy asked fearfully.

“Wouldn’t you like to know?” Marco said evilly.

Micky was dragged to a small room in the back of the trailer where the gypsies kept their instruments, stage clothes and objects they had stolen. There were no windows to see out of or bring light. Maria flipped on the ceiling light powered by their generator. “This will be quite nice, don‘t you think, my sons?” Maria asked.

“Oh yes, Mama.” Kiko replied with a laugh. “Let me get it ready!” Kiko pushed out several of the false ceiling tiles to reveal the metal struts supporting the roof.

Micky was forced to his knees. His hands were chained together in front of him and then his arms were raised above his head. The loose end of the chain was thrown over one of the ceiling struts, pulled taut and locked in place. Micky’s ankles were then chained together and around a heavy box so Micky couldn’t stand up. With a wide smile, Maria shoved a gag in Micky’s mouth and tied it into place. Finally, the gypsies stood back to admire what they had done. Micky was completely helpless as he knelt there in the room. He pulled on his chains and tried to stand up, but got nowhere. Micky couldn’t even lower himself down to give his knees a rest. Maria grabbed a handful of Micky’s hair and forced him to look at her.

“Because of your disobedience, this is how you will stay until tonight. Nothing to eat or drink for you…or for your friends.” Maria chuckled as she released Micky’s hair and walked out of the room, followed by her sons. Zeppo was the last one out. He gave a contemptuous laugh and turned out the light and closed the door, leaving Micky in total darkness.

Micky pulled on his chains again. Finally realizing that he couldn’t get free, a wave of despair came over him. The hot poker, the whipping and now this became too much and he began to cry; and there was no one to comfort him.

Maria and her sons walked back over to the other three Monkees. They looked back at her with a mixture of fear and anger. Maria turned to her sons.

“Untie these two.” She said, indicating Mike and Peter.

Marco and Zeppo did as they were told, quickly untying Mike and Peter’s wrists and ankles. Kiko came back with two odd-looking guitars.

“It is time for your music lessons.” Maria told them.

“Music lessons?” Mike asked.

“But of course!” Maria exclaimed, “You will no longer play that rock and roll music, you will now play gypsy music!”

“You will now be part of our group!” Rocco continued, “You boys will be on stage with us and play our songs now!”

Mike and Peter looked at each other, not knowing what to say. Kiko shoved the two gypsy guitars, called Balalaikas, into their hands, and then sat down on the couch in front of them.

“Pay attention!” He ordered, picking up another guitar. “I will teach you what songs you will play.”

So Mike and Peter followed Kiko’s playing as best as they could, but with their backs still sore and their stomachs growling, they found it hard to concentrate. Kiko cuffed them across the head every time they made a mistake and shouted abuse at them. Mike wanted to tear Kiko apart, but managed to control his temper. He had no idea what the gypsies had done with Micky, and he wanted to stay strong enough to escape when the time came.

“Kiko.” Davy said, “What will my job be?”

“Your job will be to stand on the stage and bang your tambourine and look cute, like you did before.” Maria said as she came into the room. She smiled, and pinched Davy’s cheek. Kiko and Rocco laughed at that as Davy’s face turned red with anger.

The caravan of trailers began to slow down and pull off at a rest area on the side of the road. Maria looked at her watch and noticed it was almost noon.

“Time for lunch my brethren!” Tanya called from the other room.

Rocco and Kiko tied Mike and Peter back up and started to walk away.

“May we please have something to eat?” Peter asked.

“No more food for you four today.” Maria said with a smirk. “You can thank your drummer’s little trick this morning for that!” She chuckled and walked into the next room.

When Mike, Peter and Davy were alone in the room, Mike reached over with his bound hands and tried to untie Peter. But Peter pulled his hands away from him and looked sadly at Mike.

“No, Mike. We can’t.” He whispered, “They might do something even worse to Micky.”

Mike looked at Davy and the young Englishman nodded in agreement. Mike sat back and looked at the ceiling so that his friends couldn’t see the tears in his eyes.

A little while later, Maria and her brood came back into the living room. She bent down and untied Davy’s hands and feet.

“Get up and clean the kitchen, little one.” She ordered gruffly.

Davy stiffly stood up and walked into kitchen, followed by Zeppo. Maria turned to the other gypsies.

“Marco, Kiko, Tanya and Rocco will stay with our guests. I will collect our pay from Sam. I will also let him know we will be having some new members join our group.” Maria said with a smile. She then left the trailer and made her way over to Sam’s trailer up in the front of the caravan.

Walking past the other acts without even saying hello, the gypsy matron came over to Sam’s trailer and knocked on the door.

“Come in!” Sam called.

Maria opened the door and went inside. Sam was, as usual, sitting behind his desk, counting up the money and writing numbers down inside a ledger book. A half-eaten sandwich sat on the desk by his elbow. He barely glanced up at his visitor.

“Hi Maria.” Sam said as he erased a figure on his book and replaced it with another. Probably a much lower number. “I’m just about done sorting it all out.”

“Take your time, Sam.” Maria smiled, “I have something to tell you anyway.”

Sam looked up at that remark, not liking Maria’s smile one bit, but finally fixed his book the way he wanted it and put it aside. Opening the cash box, he counted out a small amount of money and laid it on the desk in front of her.

Without a word, Maria scooped up the money and put it in her blouse as always. Sam finally noticed Maria was by herself, which was unusual. He sat back on his creaking chair and looked up at the gypsy woman.

“What did you want to tell me, Maria?” Sam asked levelly.

Maria sighed theatrically and sat on the edge of Sam’s desk next to him.

“It seems, my dear Sam that some members of my clan have fallen on hard times. They wish to join us for awhile in our gypsy act.”

“Maria, I can’t take any more performers in right now.” Sam protested, “Box office receipts have been low and I can’t afford…”

“Don’t worry about that, Sam.” Maria said with a wave of her hand. “You just pay us what you have been.”

“That will mean less money for each of you.” Sam countered, “Will your family like that?”

Maria shrugged her shoulders. “We are a close-knit clan.” She said, “They will just be grateful for the chance to work.”

A rumble of suspicion went through Sam’s stomach. He had never known Maria and her brood to be so understanding. They were up to something. He waited a few seconds before answering.

“Maria.” Sam said slowly, “I’m just this side of legal. I don’t need any more problems.”

Maria simply smiled, leaned over and gave Sam a lustful kiss. The circus owner was surprised for a second, then returned the kiss. The gypsy pulled away from Sam.

“There will be no problems, Sam.” Maria smiled seductively, running a finger down his cheek. “No problems at all. They will be joining us tomorrow night.”

“Sure Maria, whatever you say.” Sam smiled and pulled Maria onto his lap and the two of them kissed again.

Maria entered the gypsy trailer once again, a big smile on her face. Her sons and niece were waiting for her.

“So, Mama?” Marco asked, “Did he say yes?”

“Of course he did, Marco!” Maria laughed, “The fool cannot resist my charms.”

Maria’s brood joined in her laughter. Davy had finally cleaned the kitchen and was slowly walking back into the small living room. Zeppo looked at him.

“All done, shorty?” He smiled.

“Yes, I’m all done.” Davy said quietly. “May I please see how Micky is doing?”

“I will go see how he is.” Kiko said with a smirk, “You will sit down with your friends.”

Davy slowly sat down next to Peter again. Several seconds later, Kiko called over.

“Ah! Your friend is still here!” He said happily, then everybody heard a sound like someone being punched and a muffled groan.

“And he’s doing just fine!” Kiko added.

The other gypsies laughed at that, while Peter started to cry and Mike and Davy looked at each other in anguish. Kiko walked back into the living room once again and looked at the three Monkees.

“Do you want one of us to check up on him again later?” He asked.

“NO!” Davy shouted, choking up, “Just leave him be, please?” He asked.

“We’ll see.” Zeppo replied, retying Davy’s hands and feet, “We will see.”

The caravan started up again a little while later. Mike and Peter were forced to resume their music lessons with Kiko until they could play the gypsy songs perfectly. Finally, Kiko stood up and beamed at his two students.

“Well done, boys!” He said, clapping his hands, “I think you will do well tomorrow night, don’t you think, Mama?”

“They better.” Maria said, looking up from her sewing, “Or one of them dies.”

Mike and Peter’s hands were tied again as the gypsies went to eat supper. Davy was finally able to pull out a few pieces of bread crust from his shirt pocket and give it to his friends. He had hidden the bread crusts while cleaning the kitchen. They quickly gulped it all down.

“Is there some for Micky?” Peter whispered.

Davy nodded his head, too upset by the thought of Micky being punched because of him. When the gypsies had finished their supper, Peter was then forced to do the clean up. Marco and Zeppo went to the back of the trailer. Several minutes later, the two gypsies dragged an exhausted Micky into the living room. He could barely walk and couldn’t put his arms down all the way, because they had been forced upright for so long. Micky was unceremoniously dumped next to Mike. Though Mike’s hands were tied, he was still able to raise his long arms and wrap them around Micky and hold him. Micky gave him a weak smile. Davy simply looked at the floor, unable to look at his friend.

“Learn your lesson, fuzzy?” Maria asked.

Micky could only nod his head. Marco pulled Mike’s arms off of Micky and then all four Monkees had their ropes removed and chains put on them instead. When the caravan stopped for the night, and the trailers unhitched from trucks, the gypsies went to sleep, their prisoners left to get as comfortable as possible on the floor.

When all was quiet, Davy pulled out the rest of the bread and gave it to Mike, who gave it to Micky. He quickly swallowed the dry bread and managed to whisper ‘thank you’ before the four of them drifted off to a restless sleep.

The next morning, in the place where the circus had stood earlier, two young brothers, Ed and Frank, were walking through the site. They liked to explore and figured the area might turn up something interesting, or at least a few coins to spend. What they didn’t count on finding was a bright red car with the words ‘The Monkees’ painted on the side.

“Hey Frankie, look at this!” Ed called over to his younger brother.

Frank ran over to join his brother. He looked with admiration at the groovy looking car. It would be a few years before either boy would be able to get a license, but that didn’t stop them from dreaming of driving such a car some day.

“Wow, what a car.” Frank said

“Yeah, but what’s it doin’ out here?” Ed asked, looking inside the interior. “There’s nothing out here.”

“I dunno.” Frank answered, “Maybe the circus people left it.” He tried to open the driver’s door, but it was locked. “It’s locked. I guess the owner must be around somewhere.”

Ed just shrugged his shoulders and then he and his brother walked away. They walked to where the tents used to be. The grass was all trampled down in that area. Happily, the boys picked up a few coins which had been dropped, then Frank saw something green lying in the grass. He walked over to it and saw it was a wool hat with a pompom on top.

“Look what I found, Ed!” He called over to his brother, as he put the hat on.

“A hat?” Ed said, “Who would be wearing a wool hat in the summer?”

“I’m gonna keep it.” Frank said, “It might come in handy.”

“Suit yourself.” Ed replied, then spied something shiny in the grass a few feet away.

“Hey!” He shouted, walking over to the object. “Look what I found!”

“What?” Frank asked.

Ed picked up a key ring with keys on it. He held it up for his brother.

“Groovy!” Frank exclaimed, snatching the keys from his brother, “Maybe they go with that car!”

With that, Frank ran back to the Monkeemobile.

“Hey, wait for me!” Ed yelled, running after him.

Frank went back over to the Monkeemobile and wasted no time trying the keys in the lock. The second key he tried opened the driver’s door.

“I was right!” Frank exclaimed. “This is great!” He opened the door and sat down in the driver’s seat.

“Frank, what are you doing?” Ed exclaimed, “This isn’t our car!”

“Oh, I’m just looking.” Frank said, looking over the controls. “Come on, sit down,” He opened the front passenger side door for his brother. Ed opened the door and sat down next to his brother.

“Frankie, we could get in trouble for this.” Ed told his brother.

“Oh, you worry too much.” Frank said as he put the key in the ignition. “If the guy who owns this car wanted it back, he would’ve come for it, right?”

“Maybe he lost the keys so he couldn’t drive it home.” Ed countered. “I found those keys far from the car.”

Frank responded by adjusting the driver’s seat. “Man, whoever drives this car sure is tall.” He fixed it so that he could now reach the pedals with ease, then looked at his brother.

“Wanna see how it runs?” He asked with a smile.

“No, Frank.” Ed said, “This isn’t our car.”

“I know that!” Frank said, rolling his eyes, “But what harm is there in taking it for a little spin around the parking lot?”

“Well….” Ed replied.

“Good!” Frank smiled and turned the ignition. The Monkeemobile started right up.

“Wow! Purrs like a kitten.” Ed smiled.

“Let’s see what this baby can do!” Frank laughed as he put the car into gear. He gunned the engine and the Monkeemobile peeled down the lot. Frank hit the brakes and smiled at the sound of rubber squealing.

“Ok, Frank.” Ed told him. “We tried the car out. Let’s take the keys to the police and…”

But Frank wasn’t listening to his brother. Without a word, he floored the gas and took the Monkeemobile out onto the street.

“Frank! What are you doing!” Ed shouted.

“YeeHA! Frank yelled as they tore down the highway. “What a ride!”

“Frankie, pull over! NOW!” Ed demanded.

“Why should I?” Frank shot back.

“That’s why!” Ed retorted, pointing behind them.

Frank looked in the rear-view mirror to see a police car behind them, sirens blaring and the red and blue dome lights shining brightly.

“Oh, man…” Ed whispered as he pulled the car over to the curb.

“Yeah, the car belongs to one Michael Nesmith.” The police officer said into his radio as he looked at the insurance papers he had taken from the glove box. He looked at the two boys sitting nervously in the back seat of his police car.

“I have two boys here who claim they found the car abandoned by the old high school.” He said with a small smile. “I’ll take them to the station so I can call their parents. Were there any calls about a stolen car?”

“Negative, Joe.” The dispatcher replied, “But I’m sending out a tow-truck for the car and I’ll have someone call Mr. Nesmith so he can pick up his car up at the pound.”

“Ten-four.” Joe said and put the radio back in its place. He looked at the boys and noticed the hat Frank was wearing.

“Isn’t it kind of warm to wear that kind of hat, son?” He asked.

“I found it, officer.” Frank said meekly. “It was near the car keys.”

“Seems like all you and your brother found was trouble.” Joe responded, shaking his head, “You should’ve just turned the keys over to the police. Now you boys might get charged with theft, driving without a license…”

“He was driving!” Ed yelled, pointing at Frank.

“Shut up!” Frank yelled at his brother.

“That’s enough, both of you.” Joe said sternly, “I’m taking you two down to the station and we’ll get it sorted out there.”

Ed and Frank simply hung their heads as the officer started the police car and drove away. A tow truck came up in front of the Monkeemobile a few seconds later and the driver began to get his truck ready to take the Monkeemobile to the pound.

Back at the police station, an officer called the number of the Monkees’ pad, but nobody answered. Nor did anybody answer the phone the next several times he called throughout the day.

Later that afternoon, Officer Joe Bolton, the same police Officer that had arrested Ed and Frank, pulled his patrol car into the driveway of 1334 Beachview Rd. He got out of the car, went to the front door and knocked. After several seconds with no answer, Bolton knocked again. A middle-aged man dressed in a Hawaiian shirt, shorts and sandals with socks was watering his front lawn a few doors away. He saw Officer Bolton go over to the Monkees’ pad and decided to find out what was going on. Shutting off his water hose, he walked over to the policeman.

“Can I help you, officer?” He said politely, “I’m John Babbit, the landlord of this house.”

“Hello, Mr. Babbit.” Bolton said, “I’m officer Bolton of the LAPD. Does a Michael Nesmith live in this house?”

“Yes, he does.” Babbit replied sourly, “Him and his three friends. What have they done?”

“This morning, I picked up two young boys who were joy-riding in Mr. Nesmith’s car.” Bolton told him. “They claim they had found it abandoned near the old high school grounds. We’ve been trying to reach Mr. Nesmith so he can claim his car at the pound, but no one has answered the phone.”

“Hmmm,” Babbit replied, scratching his chin, “That crazy car of theirs is the only one they have. They’re long-haired weirdoes, but they’d never abandon their car.”

“When was the last time you saw them?”

“Last week, when I went to pick up the rent. They had it for me this time.” Babbit replied with a smile. “But I usually don’t talk to them much.”

“Would it be alright if I went inside to look around?” Bolton asked Babbit.

“Sure, Officer. I’ll go get my passkey.”

Babbit rushed back over to his house and returned a minute later with the key. He inserted it into the lock and opened the door. Babbit made to go in first, but Bolton put a hand out.
“Let me go first, Mr. Babbit.” He said, “We don’t know what might be in here.”

“Oh, sure, of course.” Babbit said, stepping aside.

The police officer and the landlord slowly walked into the Monkees pad. The curtains were open, letting in some light. It was very quiet, no sign of anyone being home. They walked further into the living room. Bolton held up his hand and Babbit stopped behind him.

“Mister Nesmith!” Bolton yelled, “This is the LAPD! Are you at home?!”

No answer, nothing. Bolton looked at Babbit.

“What are the last names of his friends?” He said quietly.

“Dolenz, Jones and Tork.”

“Mister Dolenz, Mr. Jones, Mr. Tork!” Bolton yelled again, “Are any of you in this house?!”

Everything stayed as silent as before. Babbit tapped Bolton on the shoulder.

“Do you think something happened to them?”

“I don’t know, Mr. Babbit.” Bolton replied, “But the circumstances are suspicious. I want you to wait outside while I check the house some more.”

“But, officer…”

“It’s for your own safety, sir.” Bolton told him, “We don’t know what’s in this house.”

“Ok, officer.” Babbit replied and walked outside.

Bolton waited until Babbit was outside, then pulled his gun out. Slowly, quietly, Bolton went through every room in the house. He checked all the bedrooms. The beds were all made. Nobody had slept in them last night. Everything seemed to be in order. True, the place could’ve used a little cleaning, but there was no evidence of foul play. Thankful he didn’t find any bodies, Bolton holstered his gun and walked outside to Babbit.

“Well, officer?”

“They’re not in the house.” Bolton told him, “They hadn’t slept in their beds last night. But at least I found no evidence of foul play. Still, I think I better call HQ and let them know what’s going on.” With that, he walked over to his police car and got on the radio. Babbit followed him.

“Officer, can I help somehow?”

“Yes, the first thing I want you to do is keep quiet about this.” The policeman told him. “There might be a perfectly harmless reason why those boys are missing, and we don’t want to start a commotion. Second, I want you to keep a close watch on that house. If any of them come back, I want you to let us know. Same if anybody suspicious starts to poke around, understand?”

“I understand, officer.” Babbit said seriously, “But I think those boys just went on a trip somewhere, you know how these youngsters are today.”

“I hope you’re right, Mr. Babbit.” Officer Bolton replied, “I hope you’re right.”

Meanwhile, several miles away, the caravan stopped where they would be performing for the night. All the performers got ready to put on their act for this evening performance. Inside the gypsies’ trailer, the Monkees had now changed into gypsy clothes, complete with fake earrings and mustaches. Micky’s curly hair had been slicked down and Peter’s blond hair had been roughly dyed with black shoe polish. Maria looked them over.

“Ah, boys you look like real gypsies. Now what is your story?”

“We don’t speak much English.” Micky said.

“So we have to stay close to our cousins.” Mike added.

“What English we do speak, we must speak with an accent.” Davy said.

“And we must keep our mustaches on at all times.” Peter finished.

“Do you remember the gypsy names we gave you?” Maria asked.

The Monkees nodded their heads. Maria folded her arms across her chest.

“Finally, what will happen if you try to escape or tell others what is going on?”

Peter answered that question. “Davy dies.”

“Good, very good.” Maria smiled, “Now lets go see Sam.”

Maria, her sons and the Monkees then left the trailer. Tanya stayed behind. They found the circus owner out in the field, directing the men who were raising the tents.

“Hey, Sam!” Maria called.

Sam turned to see the gypsies and Monkees walking towards him. He walked over to meet them.

“Hello, Maria.” Sam said, looking over the new ‘gypsies’ in the group. “So these are the members of your clan?”

“Yes, Sam. They are the sons of my cousin Vladimir.” Maria replied. “Good, hard-working boys.”

The Monkees simply waved to Sam. The circus owner looked curiously at Maria.

“Don’t they speak?”

“Oh, they don’t speak English too well.” Maria replied, then she pointed at Micky. “What is your name?” She asked slowly.

“My name is Miko.” Micky said.

“My name is Niko.” Mike said with a deep accent.

“My name is Devo” Davy said quietly.

“I am Pavo.” Peter told Sam, “We happy you meet.”

The gypsies smiled at the Monkees. They were playing their parts well.

“I’m happy to meet you boys too.” Sam replied with a smile. “Welcome to my circus.”

Babbit was vigilantly watching the Monkees’ pad from his second story front office window, so he saw the ordinary car pull up in his driveway and watched Officer Bolton, still in uniform, and two other men climb out. The Monkees’ landlord quickly went downstairs and opened the door for them before they could knock.

“Good evening, Mr. Babbit.” Bolton said, taking off his hat. He indicated the two middle-aged men behind him. “This is Detective Joe Friday and his partner Sgt. Sam Saturday of the LAPD. Can we come in?”

“Sure, sure, of course!” Babbit said, stepping inside to let them in.

“Thank you, Mr. Babbit.” Friday said as he and the other men walked in. The four of them walked into the living room.

“Can I get you gentlemen anything to drink?” Babbit asked.

“No thank you, Mr. Babbit.” Saturday replied, “We just had supper.”

The four men sat down. Joe Friday was in his middle fifties, same as Babbit, with his dark hair turning gray hair on his sideburns and he had a weathered face that looked like it had seen a lot in those years. His partner looked a little younger with brown hair and a receding hairline. Bolton himself was in his thirties, but all three of them looked tired, like they had already put in a very long day. Friday opened his notebook and came right to the point.

“Mister Babbit, you are the landlord for 1334 Beachview Road?”

“I am, detective.” Babbit replied.

“Have you ever had any problems with the residents living there?”

“No, sir. Sometimes, I’d complain about the noise, or they would be late with the rent, but nothing to call the police about.” Babbit answered.

“Do you know if they’ve taken any trips before?” Saturday asked.

“Yes, they’ve taken trips a few times.” Babbit admitted, “To Mexico, Texas and England, but they always told me they were leaving so I could watch the house. Tell me, have you had any luck in finding them?”

“No, and that’s why we’re here.” Saturday answered. “The vacant area where those two boys found Mr. Nesmith’s car, plus the keys not found with the vehicle, leads us to believe something suspicious might be going on.”

“My partner and I examined Mr. Nesmith’s car and found no evidence of foul play.” Friday said. “So now we’d like to ask you a few questions about the men who lived at 1334 Beachview.”

“Go ahead, detective.” Babbit replied.

So, Babbit told Friday all he knew about the Monkees; what they did for a living, how long they had lived in that house and so forth. Friday took all the information down in his notebook. Finally, Saturday looked over at the landlord.

“Mister Babbit, do you know where we can contact any of their families?” He asked.

Babbit thought for a minute. “I know Nesmith’s closest relative is an aunt in Texas.” He said, looking thoughtful. “Jones has a grandfather in England and Tork’s parents live in Connecticut.”

“What about Mr. Dolenz?” Bolton asked.

Babbit snapped his fingers. “That’s right! Dolenz is the only one who is from the area! I remember that his mom lives in LA!” He stood up. “I think I have her telephone number.” He walked back up to his office and came down a minute later with a thick address book. Babbit sat down and quickly went to the “D’s”. Smiling, he looked at the other three men.

“Here it is. Janelle Dolenz, 1234 Market Street, Los Angeles.” He then gave the detective her phone number.

Friday wrote the address and phone number down and then repeated it back to Babbit to make sure he had it written correctly. After that, he shut his notebook and put away his pen.

“Thank you Mr. Babbit.” Friday said, “You’ve been a tremendous help to us. Could you let us into the house so we can take a closer look around?”

“Sure.” Babbit said, getting up to get the passkey. He led the three men over to the Monkees’ pad and let them inside. He stayed by the door and watched as the detective and his partner put on plastic gloves and began to examine the rooms of the house. Friday and Saturday dusted for fingerprints and took hair samples. When they were done, they walked back over to the landlord.

“As far as we can tell, the house is in order.” Friday told Babbit. “It’s just like they left to go to the store and didn’t come back.”

“What about those?” Babbit asked pointing to the evidence bags.

“We’ll give these to the lab.” Saturday replied. “See if they find anything.”

As they left the house once again, Friday looked at Babbit.

“Would any of the other neighbors know anything about where these men could’ve gone?”

“I guess just Mrs. Prudy.” Babbit replied, “She lives right next door to them, but she’s away visiting her son and his family.”

“Anybody else?”

Babbit shook his head. “I’m afraid not, detective. These other houses are vacant right now, so only Mrs. Prudy might know something.”

Saturday handed Babbit a card. “When Mrs. Prudy comes back, please let us know. We’d like to talk to her.”

“I’ll do that. I promise.” Babbit said.

“Thanks for your help, Mr. Babbit.” Bolton said as the three law enforcers climbed into their car. “We’ll let you know if we get any leads.”

“Thank you and good luck.” Babbit replied. He waved to them as the car went down the street, then silently went back into his own house. Closing the door, he made sure it was locked; something he sometimes forgot to do, then went back upstairs to keep watch on the Monkees’ pad.

That evening was the debut of the expanded ‘Gypsy Kings’. Mike and Peter played their balalaikas along with Kiko, Marco, Zeppo and Rocco while Micky pounded on a bongo with his hands. Davy simply stood there and banged his tambourine in time with the music. Tanya danced around the stage and did her scarf dance. Despite never playing together before, the eight of them sounded pretty well.

The Monkees kept looking around the audience, trying to see if there was anyone they knew in the crowd. No such luck, they were a day and a half’s journey from their hometown; they knew no one and no one knew them. Mike guessed, judging by the direction of the sun as they were traveling, that they were someplace north of where they started out, but that did them little good.

Finally, there set was over and everybody took a bow. The Monkees didn’t bow as deep as the gypsies since their backs were still sore from the hot poker and the whip. Tanya picked up the money thrown onto the stage and the nine of them ran off. In the performers’ area, Marco looked with approval on the Monkees.

“Very good boys, very good!” He said. “Now, you and you.” Marco said, pointing at Mike and Micky, “Will change clothes and ….mingle among the people, eh?”

Mike and Micky looked at each other. Finally Mike spoke up.

“Please, don’t make us do this.” He said, looking at the ground. “We just can’t…steal from people.”

“You can and you will.” Zeppo told him, “Remember what our Mama told you the first time; ‘we are all thieves at heart’. Besides, you don’t want to know what we’d do to your friends, now would you?”

“And don’t think by letting yourselves be caught will help.” Rocco said, “You might get us sent back to jail, but they die.” He pointed at Peter and Davy.

Kiko shoved Mike and Micky away. “GO!” He ordered, “Come back to our trailer in an hour, and you better have something for us!”

Mike and Micky walked away from the group and went back into the trailer to change. They didn’t want to be pickpockets, but with Peter and Davy’s lives on the line, they had no choice.

Early the next morning at police headquarters, Saturday walked over to the office of his partner, detective Friday. Not surprisingly, Friday was already in his office. Unlike Saturday, Friday was a bachelor, so it seemed like the detective lived in his cramped office. Friday was writing something down on a piece of paper as Saturday knocked on the doorframe.

“C’mon in, Sam.” Friday said, not looking up.

Saturday walked into the office and sat down on the chair in front of Friday’s desk. After another minute, Friday looked up at his partner.

“I can tell by the look on your face the lab came up with nothing.” He stated.

“Absolutely nothing.” Saturday said with a sigh. “Nothing funny happened, at least at their home. Anything with Mrs. Dolenz?”

Now it was Friday’s turn to sigh. “I just got off the phone with her. She told me her son would always tell her if he and his friends were going on a trip somewhere. But she did give me the numbers of Nesmith’s Aunt Kate and Tork’s parents.”

Saturday nodded. “They might have a clue.” He said, but down deep he doubted it highly. “But what’s the next step?”

Friday looked thoughtful for a moment. He picked up the photo of the missing men he took from their home. “I think we need to talk with those two boys who found Nesmith’s car. They might know more.”

Ed and Frank Session sat nervously next to each other on the couch of their parents’ home. They had already been grounded for the next three months with no TV for stealing the car, plus whatever punishment the judge would give them later. So why was this detective so interested in them?

Friday and Saturday sat on the couch across from the two boys, while the boys’ mother and father hovered behind the detectives, a mixture of worry and anger on their faces. Friday opened up his notebook, and as usual, got to the point right away.

“The reason we’re here is to ask you two some more questions about what went on the day you ‘borrowed’ Mr. Nesmith’s car.” He said, looking them in the eye.

“We were gonna return it.” Frank said quickly.

“That’s not the point, son.” Friday told him, “You’ll talk to the judge about that. What we want to know is how you two found the car, what condition it was in and where did you find the keys?”

So Ed and Frank told the detective how they had come across the Monkeemobile sitting by itself in a secluded area of the parking lot of the old high school grounds.

“It was there, all by itself.” Frank said, “But it was locked, so we kept looking around the area.”

“Were you looking for anything in particular?” Saturday asked.

“No, not really.” Ed replied, “Frank found a green wool hat, I found a couple of quarters…”

“Wait, you said Frank found a green wool hat?” Friday interrupted.

“Yeah, I did just before Ed found the car keys, why?” Frank asked, puzzled.

Friday pulled the photo of the Monkees out of his pocket and looked at it. Just as he thought; Nesmith was wearing a green wool hat. He looked at Frank.

“Do you still have that wool hat?”

“Yes sir.” Frank said, “You wanna look at it?”

“Yes I would.” Friday replied.

Frank got up and ran upstairs to his room. He returned a few seconds later with the hat and gave it to the detective. Friday compared the hat with the one in the photo. They matched perfectly.

“It’s just a hat.” Frank said, starting to get scared. “I found it on the ground, honest. A few feet away, Ed found the car keys.”

“Who are those men in the photo, detective?” Mister Session asked Friday as he looked over his shoulder.

“This wool hat matches the wool hat this man is wearing in the photo.” Friday replied. “This man is also the owner of the car your sons ‘borrowed’.

“Well, give it back to him.” Frank replied.

“I’d like to, but he and his friends are missing.” Friday answered.

Ed and Frank jumped up in shock.

“We had nothing to do with anybody being missin’!” Ed yelled, “We just found the car and wanted to see what it could do!”

“Settle down, boys.” Saturday said quietly. “You two are not under suspicion about the owner and his friends disappearing.”

“Is that really why you’re here?” Mrs. Session asked, fear coming into her voice. “Because Ed and Frank stole the car of a man who is missing?”

“I’m afraid so, Mrs. Session.” Friday told her. “No one has heard from them in days.”

“We had nothing to do with that!” Frank said.

“We know boys.” Friday told them, “But I’ll tell you this; in a way it’s good that you two found the car, not drive it down the freeway, but found it, because we would never had known these men were gone.”

Ed and Frank looked just a little relieved at that. Friday put the hat in a bag.

“I’m going to have to keep this.” He told the boys. “And give it back to its owner when we find him and his friends.”

“I hope you do, detective.” Ed said.

“Me too.” His brother agreed. “Are you done now?”

“Yes, I think we’ve got all the answers we can from this angle.” Friday said, getting up. “Thank you both for your co-operation.”

“You two go up to your rooms now.” Their dad said sternly.

Ed and Frank quickly went upstairs, glad to get away. Friday and Saturday looked at the Sessions.

“Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Session for letting us talk to your sons.” Saturday said.

“You’re welcome, gentlemen.” Mr. Session replied, “Let us know if you need anything else.”

“I hope you find those men.” His wife added, then said quietly, “I know our boys did wrong for taking that car, but they are not bad kids….and they did help bring a possible crime to light…”

“I can talk to the District Attorney about your son’s case, Mrs. Session.” Friday said, “If it’s a first offense for them, I’m sure they won’t be punished too hard.”

“Thanks again, detective.” Mr. Session replied.

Friday and Saturday got into their car and drove off. Saturday looked over at his partner.

“What now, Joe?” He asked.

Friday fingered the bag that held Mike’s hat.

“Next we go visit Mrs. Dolenz.”

Saturday drove the car over to 1234 Market Street. It was a yellow-brick ranch home in a quiet suburb of LA. Saturday pulled the car into the driveway and shut off the ignition. He and Friday got out and went over to the front door. Friday held the bag holdi