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"Monkees on the Ranch"
By: Mickys411 and Larrysgirl Rated PG
It was a just a regular day at the pad, the guys had just finished practicing
for an up-coming gig, when they heard a knock at the door. "I'll get it," said Mike. He stopped playing his guitar,
placed it down to answer the door. He opened it to see Bobby the mailman was there. "Hey Bobby, what's new?" asked Mike. "Same
old same old Mike," Bobby answered back, handing Mike some mail. "Thanks bud," said Mike accepting the mail. He sat
down at the kitchen table, as did Micky, Davy and Peter to see if they got anything. Mike sorted the mail. "Bill, bill,
bill, junk, junk, junk," he said. Just then, Mike noticed a letter addressed to him. "Hey fellas, I got a letter from
my cousin Sam." "Who's Sam?" asked Peter. "Wasn't that the cousin who used to call himself Spike?" asked Davy. "That's
him," said Mike. The guys remembered when Sam came to visit the guys, that's when he called himself Spike, and mooched
off the guys, but since then had changed a lot since. And still keeps in touch with the guys since then. "I wonder what's
new with Sam," said Micky. Mike read the letter. "Dear Mike, I hope all is well with you and your band mates. Everyone
is doing well, except for one thing. There's no staff at the house. You see Aunt Kate AKA MOM has had to fire all her
staff, due all kinds of events stealing, damaging property, and mistreating the animals on the ranch. And it all started
when MOM hired some creepy looking butler named Ted. Just between you and me, I know he had something to do with all the
firings. However, Mom thinks he's the best staff member she ever hired. In fact, cousin Lucy doesn't trust this guy
either. Do you think you can come to Texas and help us get rid of this weirdo?
Sincerely, Sam
"Looks
like Sam needs our help," said Davy. "I thought it was Kate who needs help," said Peter. "Well, somebody in needs our
help," said Micky. "Never mind, we gotta head to Texas," said Mike.
So the rest of that day, the guys prepared for their trip. Mike went to the post office and filled out a form for the mailman
to hold their mail for them. Micky checked out the Monkeemobile to make sure it was ready for the long trip. Davy called all
his girlfriends to tell them he'd be away for a while, and Peter went over to Mrs. Prudy's house and asked her to water his
Begonias. Later on, the guys met back in the living room. "Well, I guess we've taken care of everything." Mike said. "Except
for one thing." Davy replied. "What's that?" Peter asked. "We didn't pack."
So the guys went into their bedrooms
and began to throw their clothes into suitcases. Micky had so much stuff, he had a hard time closing his suitcase! "Can
you give me a hand here, Mike?" Micky said, trying to sit on his suitcase. "What do you want me to do?" Mike asked, walking
over. "Sit on the suitcase while I lock it." Mike did what Micky told him to do, but soon could feel the suitcase try
to open under him. "Hurry up, Micky!" Mike said, "I don't think I can hold this bronco down for much longer!" "The latch
is stuck!" Micky said, trying to push it closed. Suddenly, the suitcase opened up, sending Mike crashing to the floor! "Are
you ok, Mike?" Micky asked, trying to stifle a laugh. "Tell you what." Mike growled, "YOU sit on the suitcase and I'LL
do the latch!" "Ok, Mike." So Micky sat on the suitcase and Mike finally got it locked. The two Monkees stood there
and admired their work. "We did it partner." Micky smiled as he and Mike shook hands. Suddenly, the latch sprung open
and showered Mike and Micky with clothes! "You were saying, Mick?"
Peter and Davy were in their bedroom packing
clothes as well. "Why do you carefully fold everything, Peter?" Davy asked with amusement. He was long done packing and
sat on his bed watching the blond bassist pack. "It's all gonna be wrinkled when we get there anyway." "I want to make
sure I have room for souvenirs." Came Peter's simple reply. "Oh, right." Davy smiled, "Lots of souvenirs to be had at
a ranch." He looked at the clock on his nightstand. "Blimey! Look at the time!" He exclaimed, "We gotta do that gig tonight!" Davy
ran out of the bedroom and shouted up the hurricane steps. "Hey you two, it's getting late and we have a gig tonight!" Mike
and Micky came out onto the balcony, various clothes draped over them. "We'll get ready now, Davy." Mike said. "What
happened to you two?" Davy asked. "Um...wardrobe malfunction." Micky replied, looking at Mike. "Yeah, that's it." Mike
added, pulling Micky back into the bedroom. "See you downstairs."
That night the guys played at the Hippy Chick Club
to a sell-out crowd. When the guys made it back to the pad, they immediately went to sleep, as they had to start out early
on their trip to Texas.
The guys drove for three days as they headed for Texas. Mike called his family the night before he and the guys arrived,
to receive good and bad news. The good news was from his aunt saying everyone is doing well. The bad news came from
Sam and Lucy. Aunt Kate has fallen in love with Ted, and they discovered that Ted's last name was Cartwheel. "What a minute,
did you say the guy's name was Cartwheel?" Davy asked Mike, when he got off the phone. "Do you think he's related to Black
Bart?" asked Peter. "Maybe Cartwheel is a well knew name in Texas," said Micky. "Sam checked, Ted is indeed the cousin
of Ben Cartwheel," said Mike. "So what are we gonna do?" asked Peter. "We'll see when we get there," said Mike.
The next morning, the Monkees drove over to Mike's Aunt's house. It wasn't long before the large ranch house came into
view. "Wow, what a place." Peter commented. "Yeah, Aunt Kate has done quite well for herself after finding oil on her
land." Mike replied. "Now, we gotta make sure she doesn't lose what she has once again." "Don't worry, Mike." Micky said
confidently, "We defeated the Cartwheels before and we'll handle this cousin of theirs." "Plus, we have Sam and Lucy helping
us too." Davy added. Mike smiled as he pulled the Monkeemobile into the long driveway leading up to the house.
Mike parked the car, the Monkees got out and approached the front door. Mike then knocked on the door. The door opened
and there stood a young girl with long blonde hair, wore a plaid dress and looked around the same age as The Monkees. "Cousin
Mike, is that you?" asked the girl. "Yes Cousin Lucy, is that you?" "Yes, I haven't seen you since your last visit here." Mike
gave his cousin a hug, then Lucy invited him and the guys in. Lucy remembered Peter, Micky and Davy from when they came
to visit and saved the ranch from Black Bart. Just then, they heard a voice. "Lucy, who's at the front door?" called the
voice. It turned out to be Sam. "Mike, you made it,” said Sam, “and you bought your band mates too." Sam
gave the guys each a handshake. "Say, is Aunt Kate here?" asked Mike. "Ted took her out for a ride into town," said
Sam. "Has Kate really fallen in love with Ted?" asked Peter. "Yes, he has." said Lucy. "And he's really causing more
trouble than we thought," said Sam. "Don't worry, we'll help you get rid of this creep," said Davy, putting an arm around
Lucy, before getting a stern look from Mike. "Yeah, all we ought to do is to come up with a plan,” said Micky.
As the Monkees settled into their rooms, Mike and Peter to one, while Micky and Davy to the other one, the guys, Lucy and
Sam sat in the living room figuring out what they were going to do about Ted Cartwheel, and how to tell Kate that he was not
a good guy without hurting her. "What are we going to do?" asked Lucy. "Yeah, Mom said, despite the name Ted's a good
person," said Sam. "Well now, all we have to do is catch Ted doing something up to no good," said Micky. "Sounds like
a good plan, but that would be impossible," said Lucy. "How come?" Peter asked. "Ted always acts like an angel around
Mom," said Sam. "Then how was he able to do all that stuff, without her finding out?" asked Mike. "He would plan the
other help's items at the scene of the crime." "That is sneaky of him," said Davy. The group was so involved with their
discussion, that they didn't hear the front door open. "Hell-o, Lucy, Sam anyone home?" called a feminine voice. They
all turned to see Kate walk in, with Ted at her side. Kate was surprised to see the Monkees were there. "Mike! What
a surprise!" She exclaimed, letting go of Ted's hand and walking over to him. Mike got up and gave his aunt a big hug and
a kiss. "Nice to see you again, Aunt Kate." Mike said, "We decided to pop in for a visit." "Oh, that's so nice!" Kate
replied, then looked at the other Monkees. "I'm glad to see you too, Micky, Peter and Davy." "Same here, ma'am." Davy said Kate
turned to Ted. "Ted, this is my nephew Mike Nesmith and his friends, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork and Davy Jones. Boys, this is
my friend Ted Cartwheel." "Hi Ted." The Monkees replied, trying to be polite. Ted gave a smile that didn't quite reach
his eyes. "Hi boys. I've heard your names before. My cousin Ben and his boys had a little problem with y'all." Everybody
looked at each other a little uncomfortably, then Ted gave a laugh. "Now, don't you worry none." He said, as he gave each
Monkee a bone-crushing handshake. "Ben was always one sneaky Cartwheel, but this Cartwheel rides straight." "Whatever you
say, Ted." Micky gasped as he flexed his hand, trying to see if would work again. Ted looked closely at Mike. "My, you
and your cousin Sam could pass for twins." "Yeah, there is a resemblance." Mike admitted. "Lucy, I hope you have extra
plates set for dinner." Kate told her daughter. "Sure do, Ma." Lucy replied, "The beef stew is ready too." "Oh good."
Kate said, "I don't know what possessed our cook to try and steal all our food. I had to fire him and Lucy has had to do the
cooking." "Steal the food?" Peter asked. "Yeah, the varmint had it all stuffed in the trunk of his car." Ted replied.
"Enough of that now." Kate said, "Let's go eat." So everyone went into the dining room. Ted sat next Kate of course
and Lucy on her other side. Dinner went quietly, with everyone making small talk. Mike tried to notice anything Ted said that
would give him a clue as to what was going on, but he was very polite and gracious to everyone. After dinner, Lucy suggested
that her Mom and Ted go for a ride, while she, Sam and the Monkees did the dishes. So while they were gone, the six of them
began to plot. "I don't know." Peter began. "Ted does seem like a nice man." "Yeah, but only while Mom's around." Sam
said, "He barely speaks to Lucy and me when Mom's gone." "We have to spy on Ted to see how he's doing damage and framing
the help for it." Davy said, putting a dish away. "He must have some sort of pass key to get into their rooms." Lucy replied. "We'll
have to keep our eyes open when we're out on the ranch. Maybe follow the two of them around." Micky said. Mike started
to get an idea. "Sam, do you hang out with Ted at all?" "Well, now that the help's gone, he and I have been doing some
chores around here together. Why?" "Ted noticed how much we resemble each other." Mike replied, "I wonder if you and I
could change places once again and that way I can keep an eye on Ted." Sam thought about that. "Yeah, it could work." He
said slowly, "I've been taking a few guitar lessons since I tried to take your place at the club the last time. Maybe if you
be me for awhile, get him to trust you, you can find out what's he's really up to." "Sounds risky." Lucy said quietly,
"If Ted's capable of doing all this bad stuff at the ranch, he might be capable of violence too." "Ted is trying to charm
his way into your Mom's heart, and from what you've told us, I don't think it's for love." Davy said to Lucy. "We gotta
find proof Ted is up to no good, before something happens." Micky added. "What could happen?" Lucy asked. Suddenly,
the six of them heard Kate and Ted coming into the dining room. "Lucy! Sam! Monkees!" Kate called out, very much excited. The
six of them ran out into the dining room, to find Kate and Ted standing there, arm in arm and looking quite happy. "What's
the matter, Mom?" Sam asked. "Ted has asked me to marry him!" Kate exclaimed. "And she's accepted!" Ted replied, a smug
look on his face. Lucy, Sam and the Monkees were still quite in shock by the news about Kate and Ted being engaged. Though
everyone celebrated the great news, Sam, Lucy and the Monkees only pretended to be happy.
"Get the lemonade, Lucy!" Kate said, "And we'll have a toast!" Trying not to let her sadness show, Lucy got a pitcher
of lemonade and eight glasses. Soon, everyone was toasting the happy couple. "To the most beautiful woman in the world."
Ted said with a smile, then kissed Kate. Everyone else just smiled and drank up.
Later on, Mike and Sam met in secret
in Sam's room. Mike was changing into Sam's clothes. When he was done, he handed his green wool hat to his cousin. "Take
care of that hat now." Mike said with a smile. "I sure hope this works, cousin Mike." Sam said quietly as he put on Mike's
hat. "I'll try and hang around Ted, and act like I've changed since he and your, I mean my Mom are now engaged." Mike told
his cousin. "I'll hang out with your buddies and...and act like a Monkee, I guess." Sam replied. "I told Micky, Peter
and Davy to try and tell you stuff about me and the group." Mike said, "And hopefully I'll remember what you told me." "Well...good
luck." Sam said sticking out his hand. "Same here, Sam." Mike replied, taking Sam's hand and shaking it.
The next morning at breakfast, there was still mixed feelings about last night from everyone. Happiness from Kate and
Ted, while Lucy, Sam and the Monkees were still shocked, not to mention edgy, but they didn't show it. "So, what does everyone
have plan for today?” asked Kate, breaking the silence. "Well, Lucy and I got some chores to do, right sis?" asked
Mike, who was pretending to be Sam. Since Sam told Lucy about the plan last night, she answered Mike in a snap. "Oh
yes, a lot of chores," said Lucy. "And I think I'll take the guys into town," said Sam who was pretending to be Mike. "Sounds
nice," said Kate. "Well dear, we better start planning for our big day," said Ted. "When is the big day?" Peter asked. "Saturday,"
Kate answered. "This Saturday at sundown," said Ted. Lucy almost spit out her juice, and Sam nearly chocked on his eggs,
while the Monkees gave very surprised looks. "Are you two ok?” Kate asked her children. "Yeah, Mom we're fine."
Lucy replied, "This is rather sudden, don't you think?" "Oh, we're so perfect for each other, we decided not to waste any
time." Kate replied, taking Ted's hand. The rest of breakfast passed in near silence.
After breakfast, Kate and
Ted went into another room to make their wedding plans, while the others cleaned up. "Good luck, Mike." Micky said, "Be
careful." "Yeah, I will." Mike replied, "But please call me Sam from now on." The others nodded as 'Sam' and Lucy went
out to do the farm chores. 'Mike' and the other Monkees pretended to leave, but left the Monkeemobile hidden on a side road
and snuck back to the ranch. "I hope Kate and Ted don't see us." Davy told the others. "Don't worry fellas," Sam told
them, "I know this ranch better than Ted does. The four of us can better search the ranch for clues."
Mike brought
a basket of eggs into the kitchen and was storing them in the fridge when Ted walked in. "Hi Ted." Mike said with a smile. Ted
just gave Mike a smirk and walked over to the sink for some water. "Um, Ted? Could I talk to you?" Mike asked. "What
do you want?" Ted said, with little politeness. "Now that you're gonna marry my Mom and all," Mike said, "I was kinda hoping
we could try and get along a little better." "Hmm...yeah, you'll be my step-son, won't you?" Ted said with a smug grin. "True."
Mike replied, "And Lucy will be your step-daughter." Ted rubbed his chin and looked Mike over. "Once I marry your Mom I
will need someone to help manage the place." He said, "I could use some help. I'm gonna make this ranch the most efficient,
most profitable ranch in Texas." "Sounds nice." Mike said with a smile. "I've always had a few ideas on how to make even
more money, but Mom never wants to listen." Ted nodded, impressed by what he was hearing. "Perhaps you and I can do some
things together once your Mom and I marry." "I think I can talk my sister into going along with whatever we do to." Mike
said, "I'm sure she doesn't want to live on a ranch her whole life." "You're probably right, Sam." Ted replied, "So, let's
start over again." He said, extending his hand. Mike smiled and shook it, though deep down he felt he was shaking hands
with a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Sam was outside the barn with The Monkees, waiting to see if Ted was going to do anything. Just then, they heard something
that sounded like horse clopping. "I bet Ted's stealing the horses," said Davy. "Funny, I don't see anybody in the barn,”
said Sam. "Looking for something?" called a voice. The sound made the group jump. There stood a young man, who looked
about 18 or 19 and was dressed in western wear and was holding a bouquet of flowers. "Moe Cartwheel, what do you think
you're doing here?" said Sam, sounding a bit peeved. "Can't I visit my uncle and future aunt without you giving me lip,
nester?" asked Moe. "I thought your last name was Nesmith," Peter said to Sam. "Nester means farmer, Peter," said Sam. "I
see you got a new group of nesters with ya," said Moe. "Actually, we're Monkees," said Peter. "Wait a minute, you're
Ben Cartwheel's son aren't you?” Davy asked Moe, “I met you on the ranch awhile back with your brother." "Yeah,”
said Moe, “He's in jail thanks to you guys." "We're sorry, but he wanted to steal Kate's land," said Micky. "No,
jail's actually doing him good,” said Moe, “You see, My dad and Uncle were orphaned at a young age, so they had
to steal to survive, but it got them into so much trouble that they had to run away to different places to hide, until they
settled here. Then one day, Dad said to Uncle Ted he had enough of all this, so he settled down got married raised a family,
but Ted still kept his habit. Then Mom got sick, after she died Dad needed money to pay the bills, so he called on his
brother to partner up and help get money, like the old days. But Uncle Ted was fuming at Dad for abandoning him. And we never
saw Uncle Ted again, until recently." Peter began to sniffle at the sad story, while Davy and Micky started to feel sorry
for what they did. But Sam didn't believe one word of it. "Moe, that's sounds almost like the same story your uncle
told Mom, when he came to work for her," said Sam. "You know, you're pretty smart Nesmith,” said Moe walking towards
the house, “Maybe too smart." "Um, Moe?" Sam asked. "What Nesmith?" Sam replied, stopping to look at him. "Don't
tell my Mom or Ted we're out here because we're planning a surprise party for the two of them." "We are?" Peter asked,
but Micky stepped on his foot. "Oh, all right." Moe said, shaking his head, "But no more lip from you or you buddies." "No
more lip, gotcha." Sam said. Moe turned and went into the house. "I'd like to give him a fat lip." Sam muttered. "This
is gonna complicate things with him here." Davy said. "Did you hear what Moe said about Sam being too smart?" Micky asked. The
others nodded, not liking the comment one bit either. "The way Moe talks, his Dad has gone straight and Ted is the bad
guy." Davy said. "Let's look around the barn." Sam told the others. They went inside the barn. It was a large structure
with haylofts around the inside wall. Toward the back were stalls with a few horses inside. Davy petted one of the animals. "What
a beautiful animal." Davy whispered. Suddenly, there was a banging noise coming from one of the haylofts. "Let's go
check it out!" Sam said to the others. But as they started to walk towards one of the ladders, a bunch of hay fell down
on them! In seconds, they were buried in hay! "What's going on?" Peter shouted. The men heard footsteps running out
of the barn. By the time they had clawed free, whoever was in the hayloft was long gone. The three Monkees and Sam ran
outside but whoever it was had since disappeared. However, Micky noticed boot prints by the door. "Look at this!" He exclaimed,
pointing down. "Whoever it was, had large feet." Peter remarked. "They appear to be heading toward the house." Sam said. The
four men followed the prints, but after a little while, the prints faded away. "Well, that was a dead end." Davy said. "Let's
check the barn again." Sam told the others. Once again, the men went into the barn and up into the hayloft. Hidden in a
back corner were cans of gasoline! "The barn would've been destroyed if the gas in those cans had been lit!" Sam said in
shock and anger. "Whoever it was, he must've dropped one of the cans." Micky said, "That was the noise we heard." "Let's
show my Mom this." Sam said. "We can't, we're supposed to be in town." Davy replied. "At least let's hide this stuff
so it can't be used." Sam said, shaking his head. So the four men quickly brought the cans down from the loft and hid them
in a locked storage shed far away from anything flammable. "At least we prevented more trouble." Micky remarked. The
others agreed and went to explore more of the ranch.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Mike, Lucy, Kate and Ted were talking
with Moe Cartwheel. Neither Mike nor Lucy liked Moe, but could do nothing about him being here. Ted, however, was delighted
to see his nephew. "I sure am glad to see you, my boy." Ted said. "Thank you for the flowers, Moe." Kate added. "It's
a pleasure, Missus Nesmith." Moe said with an oily smile, "I sure am glad to know you'll be my kin soon."
The gang spent a good amount of time searching around the ranch to see if they could find anything fishy. However, they
came up dry. They even split up to cover more ground, but found nothing. "Well, I had no luck,” said Sam, “What
about you guys?" "Nope," said Peter. "Me neither," said Micky. "You know, I just thought of something," said Davy. "What's
that?" asked Sam. "I got a feeling Moe put those gas cans in the barn, to set the barn on fire and blame it on us." "Yeah,
I bet Ted told him to do it," said Micky. "At least we saved one event from happening,” said Sam, “Now what
are we going to do about Ted and Mom's wedding?" "Well, it's Tuesday, is it too late to find a caterer?" asked Peter. "I
think Sam meant to stop the wedding Peter," said Davy. "Oh yeah, sorry."
Meanwhile, inside the house, Mike and Lucy
put on brave faces and tried not to say anything, whenever Moe told one of his tale tales. Kate excused herself to get
some iced tea for everyone and Ted went to help her.
"Wait, Moe had gone into the house when we heard the noise!" Micky told the others. "So it couldn't have been him trying
to set the barn on fire." "Didn't Moe have a brother?" Davy asked. "When we faced Black Bart that time, he had two others
with him." "Yeah, perhaps Moe distracted us while his brother went to start the fire." Sam said. It was quiet for a
few moments until Peter spoke up again. "Let's look around for more footprints." He said.
Inside the house, Mike
and Lucy were pretty bored listening to Moe's tall tales. "I'll go help Aunt...I mean Mom and Ted with the ice tea." Mike
said to the others. Before anyone could reply, Mike got up and walked into the kitchen. When he got there, he spotted Ted
mixing the ice tea and Kate, her back to Ted, getting out some glasses. Neither of them had heard Mike come in. Mike noticed
Ted kept looking behind him at Kate and decided to stay hidden. With a smile, Ted poured the ice tea into the glasses,
then while Kate went to get napkins, Ted reached into his pocket, took out a vial of powder and poured it into one of the
glasses! Thinking fast, Mike went over to Ted. "Oh, let me help you with those glasses, Ted!" Mike said with a smile. "No,
that's alright, Sam." Ted replied, "I'll get a tray for them." "No, I insist!" Mike said, trying to grab the glass with
the powder in it from him. But Ted wouldn't let go. "I said, I'll take it!" Ted replied, getting angry. "What are you
two arguing about?" Kate said, walking over to them. Mike then 'accidentally' tipped the glass, spilling most of it into
the sink. "Hey, that was my drink!" Ted shouted. Yeah, right, Mike thought as he looked at his Aunt. "I just wanted
to help Ted, Mom." Mike said. "I'm sorry, Ted." "Well, Ted and I will take these three glasses into the living room and
you'll have to make another glass for yourself." Kate told him. "And no more arguing." "Sure Mom, sorry." Mike said. Ted
glared at Mike, and Mike pretended to look sorry. He really wanted to smirk at Ted, but still had to pretend he was Sam. Ted
and Kate walked back into the living room.
Later on, while Kate and Lucy washed the glasses out, Moe walked over to
Ted. "Did you put that sleeping powder in the old lady's drink, Uncle Ted?" Moe asked. "No, that fool Sam spilled it
for me." Ted snarled, "He said he was going to try to get along with me, but it seems he spilled that drink on purpose." "Hmm...well,
I think I better tell ya that those Monkees are sneaking around the ranch, looking for clues." "What?" Ted asked in shock,
"I thought they were in town." "No, I guess Sam's been tellin' them what's going on and they're investigating." "With
Kate asleep, I was going to do more damage around her ranch, but now with those Monkees around, I'll have to be a lot more
careful." Ted said. "Did you brother set the barn on fire yet?" "Doesn't look like it." Moe replied. Ted let out a disgusted
sigh. "Once again, those Monkees are going to make things difficult for us Cartwheels." "Don't worry, Uncle Ted." Moe said,
"If they cause any more problems..." He made a cutting motion under his chin with his hand. Ted and his nephew laughed. Little
did Ted and Moe knew, Mike had overheard what the two were saying. "I better go warn the guys," he said, running out the
door. Mike rushed to the barn, hoping that Peter, Micky, Davy and Sam were still hanging around there looking for clues,
and he was glad to see that they were there. "Mike, what's wrong?” asked Davy, when he saw his band mate racing into
the barn. Mike told the guys what Moe and Ted are up to, and gang and Sam told Mike about the gas cans they found. "We
gotta come up with a plan to help Mom," said Sam. "Boy, those Cartwheels are some trouble makers," said Peter. "Well,
they won’t get away with it," said Micky. "Oh really?" said a voice. The five turned to a shadowy figure.
They saw a young man wearing a cowboy hat standing in the doorway. He had a smug look on his face and a gun in his hand. "Mule
Cartwheel!" Sam exclaimed, "What are you doing here?" "I decided to visit my uncle Ted too and help him get control of
this here ranch." Mule said. "You tried to set the barn on fire before, didn't you?" Davy asked. "Yep that was me, but
you fellas had to come snooping around, but that's ok, I'll finish the job now." Mule replied. "How?" Micky asked. "We
hid the gasoline." "Who needs gasoline?" Mule said, taking out a cigarette lighter, "This hay is dry as a bone." He motioned
with his gun. "Now move on back into the barn." The five men obeyed and Mule flicked the lighter on. "After I drop
this lighter, I'll go tell my future Aunt I found you boys setting this barn on fire, but couldn't stop you." "She won't
believe you." Mike snapped. "She'll believe me." Ted said as he walked into the barn, a gun also in his hand, "She'll believe
anything I say, and I'll back Mule up. Too bad you boys were burned doing this awful deed." With a wicked grin, Mule started
to drop the lighter... "Wait, Ted and Mule!" Mike cried, "I wanna be a part of this too! I told you I have plans to make
us all rich!" "What's he talking about, Uncle Ted?" Mule asked. "He told me before he wanted to work with me, said he
had some ideas, but his Mom didn't want to listen." Ted replied. "I'll prove it!" Mike said, "Let me get rid of these city
boys for ya and I'll help you take over my Mom's ranch." Sam and the other three Monkees looked at Mike and hoped he knew
what he was doing. "Alright, I'll give you a chance." Ted said slowly. "I'll let you take care of them. That way, we'll
have something on you so you can't betray us." "Ok, sounds fine to me." Mike nodded. "What will you do to them?" Mule
asked. "Let me have your gun." Mike said. Mule looked at Ted. The older man nodded. "Go ahead; I have my gun on him."
Ted said. Mule reluctantly gave Mike his gun and Mike pointed it at Sam and the other Monkees. "Let's go, we're going
a little trip." "Oh, I like trips." Peter said. "I think Sam means a one-way trip, Peter." Micky said. Mike took
his cousin and band mates to an area a little distance from the barn and made them lie down in a ditch, while Ted and Mule
watched from a short distance away. Suddenly they heard a gun go off four times and then Mike slowly walked back to the
two men. He handed the gun back to Mule. "Here's your gun, partner." Mule and Ted were surprised to see what Mike had
done. "Well, am I in?" Mike asked. Mule and Ted nodded their heads and said, "You're in." Little did the group of
men know that while they were talking, Sam and the Monkees climbed out of the ditch and headed back into the house to warn
Lucy and Kate about what was happening out by the barn. When they got back into the house, they saw Moe sitting with Kate
and Lucy. "Well you boys are back from town early," said Kate. "Mom, call the police," said Sam. "Mike, why did you
call me Mom?" "That's really Sam, Mom," said Lucy. "That's right, and Mike's pretending to be me," said Sam. "Where
is Mike?' asked Kate. "He's outside with Ted and Mule," said Peter. "Causing trouble," said Micky. "Just call the
police, and we'll explain everything," said Davy. "Why?" asked Kate. Before anyone could answer, Ted, Mike and Mule
entered the house. "I thought you guys went for a long trip," said Mule. "Kate, call the police on these trouble makers,"
said Ted. "They tried to burn down the barn,” said Mule, “I saw them." "You were trying to burn down the
barn and blame it on us," said Davy. "Is this true?" Kate asked. "And what if is?" asked Moe. "So your brother did
try to burn down my barn!" said Kate. "Enough of this!" yelled Ted. He then grabbed Kate, raced outside the house, followed
by Mule and Mule, and took off in Ted's stagecoach. "We gotta save Mom!" said Lucy. "Sam you and Lucy stay here and
call the police, we'll go save Aunt Kate." said Mike. The Monkees were about to head out the door, when Sam stopped them. "Wait!
I'm coming with you!" he said. So Sam ended up going with Mike, Micky and Davy, while Peter stayed with Lucy.
Mike drove the Monkeemoblie as fast as he could to catch up with the Cartwheels. "As soon as you drive close enough
to the wagon, I'll jump on and save Mom," said Sam, who was sitting up front with Mike. "Ok, but be careful," said Mike. "I
think we're getting as close enough as we can to the wagon," said Micky. "I'm going for it," said Sam. "Watch out!"
Davy called from the backseat. Sam carefully climbed out of his seat, and did a jump, grabbing on to the back of the wagon.
Meanwhile,
inside the wagon, Kate was trying to break from Ted's grip. "I should had known, you Cartwheels are all the same!" she
said. "Quiet woman, we'll let you go, as soon as you hand over the deed to your ranch to us," said Ted. "Then we get
we get all that oil," said Mule. "And we'll be rich," said Moe.
Back at home, Lucy and Peter called the police and soon enough, several cars arrived from the station. "Did you say
the man's name was Ted Cartwheel?" asked the police chief. "Yes sir," said Lucy. "About time somebody caught up with
that guy," said an officer. "You've been looking for him?" asked Peter. "We've been after him for years. We were
only lucky enough to arrest Ben, but now we finally got the missing brother. "I'm afraid you're too late officers, they
took off down the road," said Lucy. "Maybe we can catch up to them," said the chief. And at that moment, the chief and
the officers headed back to their cars and took off in search of Ted Cartwheel. Peter and Lucy rode with the chief.
Meanwhile,
the other Monkees were still trying to keep up with the Cartwheel's stagecoach, while Sam still holding on to the back, and
was about to climb inside the wagon, when Mule and Moe pushed him off. Sam landed flat on the ground, Mike swerved the
car and stopped it, so he won't hit his cousin. "Sam, are you ok?" asked Mike, climbing out of the car, followed by Davy
and Micky. At that moment the police, Lucy and Peter arrived. "Did you catch them?" asked Lucy. "I did, but those
Cartwheel boys tossed me off," said Sam. All of sudden, there was a loud crash. Everyone turned to see that the wagon
had crashed into a tree. Sam's face turned pale and frightened, while Lucy gasped in horror and began to cry. Mike approached
his family and began to comfort them. Davy, Peter and Micky stood there, being speechless, due to not knowing what to say. Just
then, the door of the wagon opened and out stepped Kate. Everyone was happy and relieved. Mike and his cousins rushed
up to Kate and hugged her, and asking if she was ok. Although she was, the police took her and the Cartwheels down to the
local clinic. Kate didn't have a scratch on her; the Cartwheels did suffer minor injuries. They were tended to, and
then were sent to jail.
Ted, Moe and Mule were charged with property damage, assault, kidnapping and endangerment to others. The three were
sentenced to a total of 15-20 years each.
The guys helped around the house with Sam and Lucy, while Kate recovered
from the ordeal. "I should have known Ted was no good in the first place," said Kate. "We're sorry Mom," said Lucy. "It's
ok, all Cartwheels are the same; mean and low down, no-good." "At least we won't have to worry about them anymore," said
Sam. The guys stayed until the end of the week. Kate wanted to give the guys some money for what they did, but they said
they she didn't have to. Though they needed the money, they didn't feel right taking it. They did however get a generous
reward for the capture of Ted Cartwheel, in which was plenty for them to get back home. A few days after they arrived home,
the guys got a letter from Sam telling them that Kate re-hired all her old staff, and things were going just wonderful. "You
know, I'm glad everything's going well for your aunt," said Davy. "I'm glad we were able to save the ranch," said Peter. "And
those Cartwheels got what they deserved," said Micky. "Me too fellas,” said Mike, “me too."
The End
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