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Here's the beginning of my collection of fics.  Most are rated PG for violence; a few may be rated PG-13.

"Micky's Magical Dream"

By:  Mickys411, Lisa and Phoenix Doll    Rated PG

One cool fall day, Micky was sitting in his home studio working on some songs for his new album.

However, he couldn't seem to concentrate.

"I just can't seem to come up with a good song," he said to himself chewing on the edge of his pen.

He took a scrap piece of paper, crumbled it up and tossed it into a waste basket.

Micky then stretched his arms out and let out a big yawn.

It turns out he was up late last night coming with some new tunes, and he was still stuck with a case of writer's block.

"Man, I hate when this happens." He said twirling the pen in his fingers.

He yawned once again, and since he felt a little tired, he decided to take a short break.

"Maybe if I shut my eyes for a few minutes, something will come to me."

Micky then placed his head on the desk and shut his eyes.

Sometime later, a tambourine fell off from a shelf, landing right on Micky's head

"Ouch," he muttered waking up and rubbing his head.

He then looked to see that he wasn't in his studio, in fact he wasn't even in his home.

Micky was on the sand of a beach

"Whoa, how did I get here?" Micky said looking around feeling very confused.

Micky walked along the sand figuring out how did he end up where he was.

"This doesn’t make any sense at all." He said.

Just then, something came to Micky.

"Wait a minute, this is Ocean Shore Beach. The only question is, how did I get here if I was in my studio?"

When Micky stopped at a boulder to shake some sand out of his sneakers, he still couldn't understand what was happening.

Just then, a volleyball landed right by his feet.

Within that second someone came over where the ball landed to retrieve it.

"Sorry, I was in he middle of a game and I guess I spiked the ball a bit too hard," said the person picking the ball up.

"That's OK," Micky answered

When the person stood up, it turned out to be a young man in his early 20's. He was dressed in retro looking clothes, and had brown curly hair.

"Well, I gotta get back to the game," said the young man

As the young man was leaving, Micky couldn't help but find something familiar about him.

"Excuse me, sir, but haven’t I seen you somewhere before?" Micky asked.

"You might." Said the young man, "I've lived here all my life."

"What is your name?"

"George Michael Dolenz Jr., but everyone calls me Micky."

"Wait a minute, that's my name." Micky said

"It's my name as well." the young man said.

He pulled his wallet out of pocket and showed it to Micky.

Micky looked at the ID card and then it hit him.

"It's me,” he said, “Oh my God, I traveled back in time!”

"Hold on there, you said you're from where?" Asked a very confused young Micky.

"I'm you 37 years into the future," replied Micky

"So I'm gonna look like that in the future?   Man that's old."

"Watch it, buddy."

"Which reminds me, how in the world did you get here?"

Micky explained that he was trying to write some songs but fell asleep and wasn't sure how he ended up to where he is.

"Man, that is quite some story,” said young Micky, “Can you tell me about this thing called the Internet again?"

"Later, right now I gotta figure out how to get back to the present time," said Micky.

Micky then began to walk off.

"Hey, where ya' going?" Asked young Micky.

"I'm heading back home." Micky replied.

"Where's that?"

"Sherman Oaks."

Young Micky began to laugh.

"What's so funny?" Micky asked.

"There's nothing in that area, but trees, trees, and..."

"More trees?"

"Yea, that's what I was gonna say."

"Well I am you, or you me, whatever I'm trying to say. I'm so used to how the area looks today, I forgot how it used to be."

"Welcome back to the 20th century."

"Very funny."

"Tell you what, why don't I take you to my place or your place. Great, now you got me confused."

"Thanks, maybe we can figure out some way to get me back home."

Young Micky was still having a little trouble accepting this "older" Micky as being him 37 years into the future. But curiosity was getting the better of him.

Micky was trying everything he could think of to get himself to wake up. He even went as far as pinching himself very hard, bringing a small bruise, to his arm and still he was in the past. He started fidgeting with his fingers the exact same time his younger self did. Catching themselves and a bit embarrassed they stopped at the same time.

"Heh, that's pretty funny", the younger said nervously. He thought he would try something to see if this man was the real him from the future (in his mind the fidgeting was pretty weird as they were seemingly mimicking each others nervous habit).

"Yeah, it is, in a way." Said Micky.

"Umm, will you excuse me for a bit? I'll be right back."

"Yeah, sure."

Micky figured he would kind of "sneak" a peek around just to take in the living room and see if he remembered any of the things. Sure enough, he found a diary the younger had left on the sofa table earlier that morning. Micky could just guess some of the things he'd wrote he was about to pick it up when his younger self walked back in.

Young Micky had seen the older man eyeing his diary, 'Idiot! I can't believe I left that laying out again.' It nearly got him in some trouble not too long ago when he had invited some of his friends over and forgot it. He decided to leave it for the moment so not to arouse suspicion that he knew.

"Hey, I got someone for you to meet, if you don't mind". The younger said.

"Yeah?"

"Here kitty kitty...Shorty..."

The sleek black cat strode into the room as if he owned the entire universe.

Micky's eyes became a big as saucers when he saw the cat. He missed that cat something terrible. Bending down, Micky called to Shorty.

"Come here Shorty B." Micky did some sort of weird click-purr that he trained the cat on in his day.

The cat strode right up to Micky and jumped into his lap purring.

"Well I guess you are me because no one else can do that and get Shorty to come."

"Oh, a test. To see if I was telling you the truth."

"Hmm, yeah, sorry." The younger grinned sheepishly.

"Well, can't say I wouldn't have done the same thing. Because I would have."

"Duh, you're me."

They laughed, settling on the couch.

After about 20 minutes, the two finally managed to keep their laughter under control.

Just then, there was an knock at the door.

"Who's there?" Young Micky asked.

"It's Davy, can I come in?" Said the person behind the door.

"Man, I forgot we were suppose to go to Mike's place and work on the new album."

"Don't worry, I'll just hide and come out after you leave," said Micky.

"Where though?"

Micky got up from the couch and dashed for a nearby door, which just happened to be the bathroom.

"Man, when was the last time you cleaned this room?" Micky shouted walking out of the room.

"I've been busy, so sue me." Young Micky said sarcastically.

"Micky, come on we're gonna be late!" yelled Davy from behind the door.

"Boy, what a pain," muttered young Micky to himself.

"He can be more then that at times." said Micky.

The two began to chuckle.

Just then, an idea came to Micky's head.

"Just open the door."

"But..."

Trust me, I know what you're doing...I'm mean I know what I'm doing.”

Young Micky then answered the door.

"It's about time you answered,” said Davy, “What took you so long anyway?"

"I'm sorry 'bout that Dave, but I have company over."

Micky politely smiled at Davy.

"I don't think we've ever met before." said Davy.

"No you haven't this is...my Mother's cousin from Sandusky, Ohio."

"Pleased to meet you," said Micky.

"Same here." said Davy, "For distant relatives, you sure do look like skillet face here."

Both young and present Micky gritted their teeth through their smiles.

Both Mickys climbed into Davy sports car, and went on their way to Mike's place to see him and Peter to discuss the new album.

"By the way I forget to ask you what your name was?" Davy said the present Micky.

"It's Steve," Answered young Micky before present Micky could open his mouth.

"Well, we're not too far away Steve, we should be at Mike's place soon."

"Why did you called me Steve?" Micky asked his younger self.

"I like that name, the young Micky said.

"Man, did I really act and think like...the way you are now?"

"Hey don't blame you, I'm just the young, crazy you."

"You sure are."

Moments later, the car stopped in fronted a large, gated yard.

"Here we are,” said Davy taking the keys out of the ignition, “Wait till you see this place, it's groovy looking.

"I know.” said Micky.

Davy turned to look at him in a confused way.

Micky had to come up with a quick line.

"I mean Micky's told me so much about it."

"No I haven't, said past Micky.

Micky gave his past self an elbow jab in the stomach.

"Shut up." He gritted through his teeth.

Davy pressed a button that was on the gate that had a speaker attached.

"Mike," Davy spoke into the speaker, "Micky and I are here, and I hope you don't mind, but we bought a guest with us."

"Who is it?" Mike asked through the speaker.

"A relative of Micky's, do mind if he joins us?"

"Sure, come right in."

Just then the doors of the gate began to open and the three of them walked in.

The two Mickys and Davy walked along the narrow driveway up to Mike's house.

As they got up to the house, a huge, German shepherd dog that was lying on the porch stood up and placed it's eyes focused on the visitors.

"Easy now, Frak it's only us." said Davy looking directly at the dog.

The dog then seemed more relaxed. Just then, the front door opened and Mike appeared.

"Come on in guys,” he said.

He looked up at present Micky.

"So you must be that relative of Mick?"

"Yes I am." Micky answered.

Mike turned his direction to his dog.

"That's strange, Frak usually growls at strangers."

"Oh really?" asked Micky pretending to not know.

He then remembered when Mike first got Frak, and how he almost got bitten the first time he saw the dog.

"You should have seen what happened when Sonny and Cher where here," laughed past Micky.

Present Micky tried to think for a minute, and he thought about the time when Frak chased Sonny up a tree, and tore up Cher's jacket to shreds.

"How can I ever forget that night," He said to himself.

Mike then invited the guys inside.

Micky looked around the house, it looked exactly the way it was when he came to visit.

Sitting on the living room floor was a little boy about 3 playing with some toy cars.

Micky knew right away that the boy was Mike's son Christian.

Christian looked up when he saw people entering the room.

He ran up to Davy and Micky.

Ever since Mike first bought Christian to the set, the guys have been like part family to the young boy.

"Who's that?" Asked Christian pointing to present Micky.

"I'm..Steve, and you must be Christian," answered Micky kneeling down to the boy's height.

"Yep I am," laughed Christian.

Micky remembered when ever Mike bought Christian to the set, he always told jokes and sing a few songs to him.

As Micky stood there looking around the room and at the guys, a lot of memories were coming back to him.

"Come on guys, we better ready for rehearsal, Peter will be here soon," said Mike.

"Knowing Peter, he's either stuck in traffic, or has his nose in a book," Davy said with a laugh.

The three gentlemen then followed Mike into his home recording studio.

As the guys were getting ready for rehearsal Peter ambled in.

"'bout time you graced us with your ever charming presence, Pete." Mike said.

"Sorry, traffic was crazy. There was an accident and it took two ambulances and four cops just to get it under control."

"Whoa." Present Micky said.

Peter then noticed the new addition. "Hello, who are you?" he asked looking at Micky with a look of intense knowing.

Young Micky spoke up again. "Oh sorry, Pete, this is my cousin from Sandusky, Steve."

Peter just nodded his head, "Uh huh..." He seemed a bit suspicious for some reason. Present Micky smiled and held out his hand for Peter to shake. He took it with some reservation but quickly warmed up to the new person. He had a feeling there was something young Micky wasn't saying about his relative. The similarities were just way too uncanny.

Then Frak walked in with Christian in tow. They strode right up to the older man as if they hadn't just met. "Hi, Frak wants to play, he wants you to play with us. Can you play with us?" The toddler asked with wide innocent eyes.

How could older Micky refuse that? He always loved playing with the boy.

"Um, well, don't you think you should ask your daddy if it's okay first?"

With eyes wide and pleading he walked up to Mike, "Please Daddy..."

"Okay, buddy, if it's all right with Steve, it's okay with me."

Christian and present Micky played till it was time for his nap. Then after the child had begged him to sing him a song before going to sleep, present Micky was free to go back to the studio where the rest were rehearsing.

After rehearsal, they all ambled out to the pool.

Peter pulled young Micky to the side while Mike and Davy chatted with present Micky.

"So, Mick, that's your cousin, huh?"

"Yeah, Pete, that's my cousin." He stopped and looked at his friend, the look in his eyes was telling him he didn't believe him.

"Uh, why don't I get us some drinks? Said past Micky to the gang, “Say Peter, why don't you give me a hand?"

"Now wait a minute..." said Peter.

Before he could finish talking, Micky pulled Peter by the arm and took him in to he kitchen that was connected to the pool area.

"OK Mick, spill it." said Peter.

Micky sounded a bit confused.

"'Bout what?" he asked.

"You know what I'm talking about."

Micky took a deep breath and began to explain everything.

"You're right, Peter, Steve isn't my cousin. He's my long, lost uncle."

He looked at Peter in the eye, but he still had a suspicious stare.

"OK, here's the deal, that's not my uncle, cousin or any member of my family."

"Then who is he?" asked Peter.

"He's...me from he future."

Peter stood there in shock for quite sometime before he could say another word.

"You're joking right? It's another one of your jokes?" said Peter.

"Do I look like I'm joking?" Said Micky who had a real serious look on his face.

He then told Peter of how present Micky got to their time, and he was also keeping the secret from Mike and Davy.

Just then, the two heard a voice came from behind them.

"Hey, Davy is wondering what happened to his drink." Said present Micky entering the room.

He saw that Peter was giving him a glare.

"What's going on here?" he asked.

"That's what I want to know Micky Dolenz, if that is your real name?" said Peter.

Present Micky began to gulp and some wiped some sweat that began to trickle from his forehead.

"I...I...I better be going now," said present Micky dashing through house and out the door.

Just then, Davy and Mike entered the kitchen.

"What's all the commotion in here?" asked Mike.

"And where's Steve? I thought he came in here looking for you?" Said Davy.

"Why don't you ask Micky?” Said Peter.

The guys turned to past Micky.

"Guys, there's something I have to tell you." Said Micky.

"He's what?!" exclaimed Mike, after Micky explaining everything to the guys.

"He's me 37 years into the future." said Micky.

"I know the image was uncanny." said Davy.

"We got to find him, before he changes the past, present, and future." said Peter.

"No,” said Micky, “I have to take of this myself."

"Then we're coming along to help." said Davy.

"I'll stay here in case he comes back," said Mike.

At that moment, Davy, Micky and Peter went out in search of the present Micky.

Present Micky ran down the driveway, past a silent Frak, and out onto the road in front of Mike's house. He looked up and down the street, then started at a jog down the hill. Present Micky didn't want to just run out on his younger self and his friends but somehow Peter had caught on to him. How could Peter have known he wasn't a 'cousin'? Present Micky didn't want to stick around to find out. By now his younger self probably had told the others the truth and it was anybody's guess if they would believe the younger Micky. For all he knew they might be calling the police right now-or a sanitarium-and report him as a loony. Present Micky knew there would be no way to explain how he ended up in the past and he might be committed. Scenes from the as-yet unfilmed One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest starring his friend Jack Nickelson flashed in his head. Present Micky shook his head. He had to concentrate on where he was. He had already decided to go back to the beach where he had met his younger self and hope something will happen. He wanted to go back to his time.

"Pete how did you know something was wrong with 'Steve'?" Davy asked as he and Peter and the younger Micky stood on the street outside Mike's house seeing if they could spot Micky's older self.

"I just got a bad vibe I guess you could say." Peter replied, "Reading the I CHING and other oriental writings has made me more aware of a person's aura."

"Can we stop the mystical teachings and see where my older self went?" Younger Micky said looking up and down the street. "He couldn't have gotten far being so much older than us." For most young people during the '60's, anybody over 30 was old.

"Well, he probably went down the street, back to the main highway, where he could catch a bus or something." Davy replied.

"Good thinking." Younger Mickey replied, "Let's take the car and see if we can catch up to him."

The three young men jumped into the car, Peter taking the wheel, and sped off down the road. They soon reached an intersection and debated what to do next. The older Micky was nowhere to be seen.

"Where could he have gone to so fast?" Peter asked.

"If he's heading for the main road he would've gone right." Davy replied pointing to his right out the open window. "He sure can move fast."

"If he even came this way." The younger Micky replied.

"Let's go to the right." Davy said. "He might be walking in the back woods behind the houses."

Peter checked for traffic and turned right. Several seconds after the car had left, the Present Mickey poked his head from behind a large tree that grew at one of the intersection's corners. He had heard the roar of a car engine coming from behind and guessed-rightly-that the younger Micky and his friends were looking for him. Fortunately the tree he ducked behind was still alive during this time. In his own time, the tree had been hit by lightning and cut down. Present Micky allowed himself a small smile. He eluded his pursuers-for now-but was no closer to getting back to his own time. He remembered there was another street that ran parallel to the one the younger Micky and his friends had taken. He'd take that street to the highway and hopefully find a bus or a cab that could take him back to the beach. Making sure the car hadn't come back around, Present Micky set off once again for the highway.

Micky kept running, until he stopped suddenly.

"What's this?" Micky then looked down to see that he stepped into some cement, which was begining to dry.

"Ah, man." he sighed.

He tried to break free, but he was completely stuck in. Just then, Micky heard a noise that sounded like a car.

"I gotta get out of this stuff."

A few seconds later, a car did pull around the bend. It was indeed past Micky, with Davy and Peter.

"I thought I saw him coming this way." Said Davy sitting in the back seat.

The guys looked around the area and saw nothing but a pair of sneakers stuck in a freshly made pavement.

"Must have been some movement in the bushes." Said Peter, driving down the street.

As the car drove off, present Micky poked his head out off some bushes he was hiding in.

"Whew, that was close." He said climbing out.

It turned out, the only way he could get out of the cement was to slip out of his shoes.

Micky didn't bother to get them out, getting back to his own time was more important then losing a pair of sneakers.

As he was running up the street, he saw that his jean shirt was caught on some branches.

"Please wake up," he said to himself.

He pulled, until he broke free. However, he ripped part of the bottom half of the shirt, reveling a white T-shirt he was wearing underneath it.

Micky didn't care about his tattered shirt either, as he continued to run.

He ran for quite some time, when he entered a small town. He was walking down Sunset Blvd.

"It such a big town, I doubt they'll find me."

Despite, walking around with rips in his clothes, and no shoes, he felt pretty secure. However, that soon changed when he saw the guys drive up the road.

"Here I go again." Micky sighed.

He looked around, and spotted a retro clothing shop. That gave Micky an idea.

He dashed into the shop, and came out seconds later wearing an out of this world type of outfit that consisted of a long suade coat, dark glasses, a hat, a pair of bellbottoms, and a knee high cowboy boots.

"This takes me back to my time.” He laughed, “Wait a minute, I'm back in my time."

Within that minute, the guys drove by and stopped in front of Micky who they thought was a street person.

"Excuse us, but have you seen a middle age man dressed in modern day clothes?" Past Micky asked the stranger.

"He went that way." Answered Micky in a deep voice, pointing northward.

"Thanks," said Davy.

The car drove off.

"Worked like a charm," Micky laughed to himself.

But this was no time to laugh, Micky had to get back to his own time and soon.

Peter, Davy and Past Micky slowly drove along the road in the direction the disguised Present Micky had told them. Of course, Present Micky was nowhere to be seen.

"We've gone this way for several blocks now and can't find 'im". Davy said disgustedly, "That guy must've been crackers."

"Maybe he didn't know what we meant by 'modern day clothes'." Past Micky replied.

Just then Peter slammed on the brakes. Fortunately he hadn't been driving too fast or Davy, who was sitting in front, would've gone through the windshield.

"What's the matter Pete?" Davy yelled, "Did you see Micky?"

Peter looked at Davy then at Past Micky.

"How did that guy know what Micky meant when he said 'modern day clothes'? 'Modern day' is right now! The older Micky is wearing clothes that haven't even been designed yet!"

Silence reigned for a few seconds as what Peter said soaked in. Then they all said in unison:

"THAT WAS MICKY!"

Peter stomped on the gas and made a U-turn in the middle of the road, ignoring the honks and shaking fists of the other drivers. Past Micky shook his head and smiled at his older self's subterfuge.

They quickly drove back to where they last spotted the now-disguised Micky. Figuring Present Micky would be walking in the opposite direction of where he told them to go, Peter slowed the car and the three men kept a lookout for a man wearing a long suede coat and a hat. Despite other people wearing far-out clothes, it didn't take long for them to spot Present Micky ambling down the sidewalk.

"There he is!" Davy exclaimed.

"Keep your voice down, Davy!" Past Micky said. "We don't want him to start running again."

Just then, Present Micky heard a car moving slowly behind him and he turned around. Davy and Past Micky ducked down in their seats and Peter put his sun visor down to hide his face.

Present Micky let out an exasperated sigh. Can't they just leave him alone? At least they didn't have the cops or the men in white coats with them, but he just didn't want to face anybody right now. He wanted to get back to the beach and try and figure out how to get back home. Present Micky walked over to the street corner where there were other people waiting for the bus. He looked at the sign that said what bus stopped there but couldn't remember if that bus went to the beach.

Peter, Davy and Past Micky watched Present Micky as he walked over to the bus stand.

"Do you think he spotted us?" Davy asked.

"I'm not sure." Past Micky replied, "But he did walk over to that bus stand pretty quickly."

Just then a bus drove past and stopped at the bus stand where Present Micky and a few other people were waiting. The bus door opened and Micky piled in along with the other people.

"OH NO!" Past Micky shouted. He jumped out of the car and ran onto the bus just as the doors were slamming shut.

But Past Micky didn't notice, but Davy and Peter did, was that Present Micky had jumped out the back door of the bus as the doors shut. As the bus took off, Present Micky hid behind a hot dog vender's stand, hoping his pursuers followed the bus. After a few seconds, Present Micky stood up and looked after the bus. He waved to it and turned around...to be confronted by an angry Peter and Davy. They each grabbed one of Present Micky's arms and shoved him against the building.

"Aw man..." Present Micky began.

"Shut up!" Peter snarled.

"Do you know what you just did?" An angry Davy asked Present Micky.

"Yeah, I just tried to give you Three Stooges the slip. Guess I failed."

"But you succeeded in giving your younger self an express ride to the worst part of L.A!!" Peter yelled.

Present Micky looked at Peter in shock.

"You...you mean the Tenderloin area?"

Peter and Davy nodded their heads.

"I don't know how that area is in your time," Davy growled, "But in this time its full of porn theaters, 'gentlemen's clubs', adult stores and inhabited with the people who work in those places. Plenty of things for a innocent young lad like Micky to get into trouble."

Present Micky could tell that neither man was joking. He bowed his head and closed his eyes. His little game of cat and mouse just gotten his younger self into potential trouble. Going back to his own time would have to wait. If something happened to his younger self, he himself would no longer exist. He looked up at the still-angry Davy and Peter.

"Let's go get Micky." Present Micky said quietly.

 

Meanwhile, past Micky sat in the bus, looking around to see if he could find his present self and noticed that the people aboard weren't either the friendly nor nice type.

"What are you staring at punk?" a man growled at Micky.

"Hmm, nothing, sir." said Micky.

"You better watch it, you long haired freak.”

The man then grabbed Micky by the collar of his shirt.

"Hey, put me down! Let me go!" Micky screamed.

Just then, a woman wearing a small, tight fitting outfit got up from her seat and cut in between the two men.

"Hey, leave the kid alone, Frank!" She shouted.

The man let go of Micky who fell back in his chair.

"You OK, kid?" the woman asked.

"Yea, I'm fine. By the way thanks." said Micky

"Name's Wanda, what's yours?"

"Micky, I was in the middle of chasing a person, when I ended up on this bus."

"Who are you looking for, sweetie?"

Micky then began to tell Wanda about present Micky, and how this was ruining his day.

"Don't you worry about a thing, sugar, I'll take care of you."

"Thanks, but I think I can take care of myself. By the way where is this bus going to anyway?"

"Why, to the tenderloin area."

“Maybe when I get there I'll wait for the next bus to take me back."

"I’m afraid you can't."

"Why not?"

"This is the last commute for the day."

"On second thought, maybe I'll stay with you.”

 

Back on the other side of town, Davy, Peter and Present Micky were driving down the road as fast as they could, without getting pulled over by the cops.

"You know this is all your fault.” Said Davy in an angry tone to present Micky.

"What did I do?” He asked, “All I did was fall asleep, while trying to write some songs, and when I woke up, I ended up here."

"If you didn't come from whatever time you're from, this never would have happen!" exclaimed Peter.

"You guys better watch. I’ve seen you two in the future, and if you think you look scary now, wait till you see when you're at my age."

The three didn't say a word for the rest of the ride.

The bus carrying Past Micky and his new friend Wanda entered the Tenderloin area of LA The neighborhood quickly became terrible, with boarded-up buildings and abandoned cars. A few people hung around the street corners smoking cigarettes. The bus went on for a few blocks then pulled over to the side of the road next to a graffiti-covered bus stand.

"End of the line folks!" The bus driver called.

Everybody climbed out of the bus and the driver quickly pulled away from the curb, in a hurry to get back to the safety of the garage. Frank shot Past Micky a dirty look as he walked past but didn't say anything. Wanda saw Past Micky watching Frank walk away. She shook her head.

"Don't you worry about Frank, Honey. He gets those sudden mood swings. They only last two or three years."

Past Micky and Wanda laughed at the joke.

"Come on," Wanda continued, "Let's go back to my place. I have a spare bed."

Past Micky hesitated. As tempting as it was to go with Wanda and her tight-fitting leather outfit, he knew he should try and get back to the better part of town. Peter and Davy might be trying to find him now instead of his future self and he didn't want to worry them. Besides, he wasn't so naive not to realize that Wanda might have a 'night' job he didn't want to know about.

"Um, I appreciate your offer Wanda, but I have to get back to my part of town." Past Micky replied, hoping he wouldn't offend her.

Just then, two doors down, there was a loud crash of glass breaking. Someone had just got thrown through the front window of a saloon. The man who was thrown got shakily onto his feet and charged back into the saloon.

"You can see this is a rough area, Micky," Wanda replied. "At least come to my place and make a phone call."

Past Micky quickly nodded his head and followed Wanda.

Peter, Davy and Present Micky sped as fast as they could to the tenderloin area of town. After Present Micky's jibe, everybody was quiet, lost in their own thoughts. Suddenly, Peter pulled over to the side of the road.

"What are doing Pete?" Davy asked, "We're almost to the Tenderloin area!"

"I know Davy," Peter replied, "That's why I'm calling Mike to let him know what we're doing and ask him to meet us at the corner of Ninth and Market, where I think the bus ends its run. I have a bad feeling about this."

"Sounds familiar." Present Micky muttered under his breath. Fortunately, Davy didn't hear him as he was replying to Peter.

"Its that 'vibe' thing again?"

"Yeah it is." Peter said as he walked over to a pay phone. He doubted there would be any working phones in the Tenderloin area. Maybe in the future Micky's time, people will have their own phones-sort of like walkie-talkies and talk to each other. Something to ask about later. Peter put a nickel in the slot and called Mike's house.

Mike was sitting in his living room playing with Christian when the phone rang. He quickly got off the couch and answered the phone on the second ring.

"Hello?"

"Hi Mike, Its Peter. Listen, we found the future Micky but our own Micky ended up on a bus going to the Tenderloin area."

"Oh boy," Mike rolled his eyes, "That's not good at all. What can I do?"

"Can you meet us at Ninth and Market? I get the feeling we're going to need some back-up."

"All right." Mike said without hesitation, "I'll leave Christian with my neighbor lady and..."

Just then Mike's wife Phyllis came into the living room followed by the ever-loyal Frak. She put down the packages she had been carrying from her shopping trip and scooped up a delighted Christian into her arms.

"Never mind, Phyllis just came home. She'll be with Christian and..." Mike looked down and spotted Frak looking expectantly up at him. "I'm going to bring Frak with me."

"That a good idea." Peter replied, "We'll see you soon."

"Bye." Mike answered and hung up the phone. He turned to see his wife looking at him with concern.

"Where are you going?" Phyllis asked.

Mike realized he didn't have the time to tell the whole story about the future Micky ending up in the 1960's-He wasn't sure he believed it himself yet. So he decided to tell his wife just what was happening now.

"Micky somehow ended up on a bus going to the Tenderloin area. I'm going to join Peter, Davy and a...relative of Micky's to search for him."

"Do you really think you'll need Frak?"

"I hope not, dear, but in that area it never hurts to have some protection."

Mike walked over and gave his wife a quick kiss.

"I'll be back soon. Christian, look after Mommy, OK shotgun?" Mike ruffled the boy's hair.

"Bye Daddy!"

"C'mon Frak!" Mike called to the German Shepherd. "Time's a wastin'."

On the way out to his car, Mike made a quick stop to the music room where they had rehearsed and picked up a cloth that Micky had used to wipe his hands while playing the drums. Then he and Frak got into the car and drove as fast as they could to the Tenderloin area, praying Micky would be all right.

Past Micky followed Wanda down an alley, carefully stepping over a few drunks sleeping it off, and onto another street. This street looked the same as the others, filthy, with abandoned cars and shut-up store fronts. Past Micky wondered if this area would be any better in his future self's time. Probably not. He hung back a little when he saw a pay-phone coming up. He picked up the dirty receiver...but there was no wire attached to it. Past Micky put the receiver back on its hook and wiped his hand on his shirt. A few seconds later they were in front of a saloon.

"Here we are dear." Wanda said proudly.

"You live...here?" Past Micky asked, trying not to sound too incredulous.

"Yeah, on the second floor. Where do you live?"

"In a house facing the beach." Past Micky replied.

"Ohhh...you must have some money then, or a rich dad." Wanda commented.

"No, not really," Past Micky replied, getting a bit rattled by Wanda's remark, "My landlord lets me have it pretty cheap for some reason."

Wanda smiled a small smile as if to say 'sure he does' but said nothing. She walked into the saloon, closely followed by Past Micky. There were a few patrons at the bar, some of them giving Wanda an appraising look, confirming Past Micky's suspicion of what Wanda was. He decided to make a phone call to Mike then get the heck out of there and take his chances on the street until he was rescued. Past Micky followed Wanda up a flight of wooden steps and onto the second floor. They stopped at the first door on the right and Wanda paused to open her purse and get her key. Finally she found her key, opened the door, and turned on the light. Wanda let Past Micky go in first. Past Micky suddenly gasped.

Sitting on the living room couch facing the front door was none other than Frank.

Peter, Davy and Present Micky were now at Ninth and Market, next to the graffiti-damaged bus stand, waiting for Mike to arrive. They leaned against the car, trying to blend in with the rest of the denizens of the area. They were only partly successful. Only Present Micky, with his long suede coat, dark glasses and hat really looked like he fit into the area. Peter and Davy, with their gray bellbottoms and button down shirts, looked like geeks.

"I hope Mike's here soon." Davy remarked, "I don't like the way people keep eyeing us."

"They're probably looking at the car," Present Micky replied, "You don't see too many working sports cars in this area." Even though he had much more life experience than the other two, Present Micky was also uneasy being around such an unsavory area. Had his quiet life in a nice part of town softened him?

To everyone's relief, Mike drove up and pulled up behind Peter's car. Even better, Mike had brought Frak along, so now maybe they could look for Past Micky in some safety.

"Hi everyone." Mike shot Present Micky a glare. "Any sign of Micky?"

"No, none." Peter replied. "We were hoping he would've stayed close to the bus stand."

Mike brought out the cloth Past Micky used earlier that day out of his pocket. He bent down and let Frak sniff it.

"Clever." Davy said approvingly, "Let Frak sniff Micky out!"

After Frak had sniffed the cloth for several seconds, Mike pulled it away.

"OK boy, go find Micky!"

But instead of charging off somewhere, Frak simply walked over to where Present Micky stood.

"No, boy!" Peter exclaimed, "Go find the other Micky!"

Mike cursed under his breath. He thought this might happen. The two Mickys had the same scent! Mike had hoped that because they came from different times, the scent might be a little different, but he was wrong.

"There is no 'other Micky' for him, Peter." Mike said sadly. The scent is the same for both of them."

"Great, just great." Davy remarked sarcastically. He was about to say something nasty to the Present Micky for getting his younger self into trouble when he was interrupted by crashing glass. The same guy that had been thrown through the window before obviously hadn't learned his lesson and now broke the rest of the glass in the window.

The four men and dog rushed over to him.

"Are you all right, man?" Peter asked as he helped him up.

"They keep trying to push me aroun'" The man said with slurred speech, "But I keep coming back for more." He made to go back into the saloon.

"Wait, maybe you can help us." Mike asked "Did you see a young man with brown curly hair around here? He was on the express bus that came here a little while ago."

The drunk thought a moment. "Yeah, I did see some young fella as I was picking myself off the ground after the first time I took a flying leshon. He was with....what's her name? Oh yeah! Wanda! Boy, your friend doesn't have good taste does he? <hic> She'll rob him blind and she's got a real mean pimp! Well, I've had enough, I know when I'm not <hic> wanted!"

"Wait! Present Micky said. "Where does she live?"

"You don't want to go there..."The drunk answered.

"Yes we do!" Micky shouted, "I'm his...father...and we're concerned about him!"

The drunk pointed an unsteady finger down the alley.

"Go down that alley and turn right, then go down a few doors to the Chestnut Inn. She has a room on the second floor."

"Thanks a lot buddy," Mike said excitedly and put some money in his hand, "We really appreciate it!"

With that, the four men and dog took off down the alley. The drunk watched them go.

"Good thing they have a dog," he thought to himself, "they might need it."

"What's going on?" Past Micky demanded, looking confused.

"Oh Frank," Wanda demanded from behind Past Micky, "Couldn't you wait until we had..."

"I don't like no long-haired freaks being with my women!" Frank snarled.

"Since when did you care who I was with?" Wanda retorted.

"Since I found out most of them long-haired freaks don't have any money!"

"This one must have some, he lives in a house by the beach!" Wanda shouted.

Past Micky was beginning to panic. He had to get out of there. Now.

"Hey, I just wanted to make a phone call to one of my friends, then I'll let you two love birds alone."

"You're not going anywhere now, kid, until we see how much dough youse got." Frank snarled.

Past Micky turned quickly and pushed Wanda out of the way. He tried the door, but it was locked. He fumbled with the lock and had just unlocked it when Past Micky found himself being thrown backwards from the door. Frank grabbed him by the shoulders and yanked him into the living room. Past Micky lost his balance and fell onto to the floor on his backside. Frank once again grabbed Past Micky by the shoulders and threw him onto the couch. Past Micky tried to get up but was stopped by Frank who was by now holding a large switchblade.

"I don't have any money!" Past Mickey said in fright. "I'm just a drummer!"

"Well that's going to be too bad for you." Frank said with an evil look on his face.

Just then the door burst open and there stood Davy, Mike, Peter and Present Micky.

Past Micky almost fainted with relief.

"What do you want?" Frank demanded. "Wait your turn!"

"We want our friend Micky." Mike said in a slow deliberate voice. "Let him go. Now."

"Or you'll do what?" Frank said with a sneer. "I've got a large knife in your friend's face."

The corner of Mike's mouth upturned a little.

"Frak!"

Frak came charging in and stood next to his master. Mike pointed at Frank.

"Him."

Immediately Frak bared his teeth and growled at Frank. Frank turned whiter than white.

"I suggest you drop that knife on the floor and let Micky go, or I'll tell Frak to bite your hand off at the wrist."

"Do it Frank." Wanda said quietly, "There's other guys."

"Yeah but..." Frank began

"Take a step forward, Frak." Mike ordered. Frak, still growling, took a step toward Frank. Frank finally realized he was beaten and dropped the knife on the floor.

"Come on, Micky." Mike said. Past Micky got up on shaky legs and walked over to his friends.

"Come back now Frak." Mike ordered and Frak started to back out of the room behind the five guys.

As soon as they got into the hallway, Davy closed the door.

Only then Mike said "Enough", and Frak stopped growling. Turning on their heels, the men and dog ran as fast as they could back to their cars. Once back by the cars, Frak barked at several people to get them away from the cars, and then he and Mike got into his car while the others climbed back into Pete's car. Fortunately, the cars hadn't been touched yet, and they started their cars and got out of the Tenderloin section as fast as they could.

The two cars drove for quite some time, before they reached back to Mike's house.

The five entered the house where they saw Phyllis watering some plants by the pool area.

She looked up, when she heard the gentlemen come through the door.

"You're back,” she said coming into the living room, “I was beginning to worry."

She rushed to her husband, when Present Micky wearing his funky disguise caught her eye.

"Excuse me, I don't believe we’ve met before."

Present Micky took off his sunglasses.

“Oh, forgive me,” he said, “I'm Steve the relative of Micky's your husband might have mentioned about. And you must be Phyllis."

He looked directly at her. Micky remembered Phyllis the way she was when he first met her.

"Forgive the clothes, I'm from the country, and I'm trying my best to look as you young people say ‘groovy’.

With all the commotion, no one noticed that Christian had walked out to the open door leading to the pool.

All of a sudden there was a splashing sound, followed by a loud, high pitched scream.

"Help!" shouted the voice.

"Oh my god! Where's Christian?!" Phyllis said in a paniced tone of voice.

Everyone looked around, till they found out the sound was coming from outside.

They were right, for when they got there, Christian was in the deep end of the pool, trying to stay afloat.

Phyllis began to get scared.

"Davy! Get me the pool skimmer, Peter! Grab the life preserver!" demanded Mike.

"My baby!" Screamed Phyllis.

"Calm down, Phyllis, we'll get Christian out safely," said past Micky trying to comfort her.

Present Micky could no longer watch in horror.

"I gotta do something," He said.

He then took off his hat, jacket and boots, and dove straight into the water.

"Hang on Christian, I'm coming!" He said, swimming to the child.

Everyone stopped what they were doing to watch what was happening.

Within that moment, present Micky reached the tot and grabbed a tight hold of Christian.

He then climbed out of the water, still holding Christian, who was no longer screaming, but softly crying.

"You're goona be all right, buddy." He said. brushing some hair out of the child's eyes to see better.

Phyllis and the guys ran up to Present Micky and Christian.

She then took her son in her arms.

"You saved my baby!" She said to present Micky.

After witnessing this person from the future save his child, Mike had second thoughts about present Micky.

As did Davy, Peter, and past Micky himself.

Sometime later, the six of them were sitting in the living room talking.

Christian was wrapped in a blanket and on Phyllis’ lap, Present Micky had a towel around his shoulders and was using another one to dry his hair.

"I can't thank you enough for what you did," said Phyllis to Steve (AKA present Micky.)

"It was nothing." He said trying to sound modest.

"Nothing? You saved my son." said Mike.

Just then Peter cleared his throat and looked up at Present Micky.

"Listen, I just want to apologize for how I acted earlier today." he said.

"Yeah, me too." said Davy.

"Well, I should be sorry too.” Said present Micky, “For not being honest."

"Honest about what?" asked Phyllis.

Just as present Micky opened his mouth, there was a knock at the door.

"I'll get it." said Phyllis.

She gently lifted Christian off her lap, and he went straight up to Preset Micky. He climbed onto his lap.

"Thank you." he whispered into his ear.

"You're welcome," Present Micky answered with a grin upon his face.

Meanwhile, Phyllis looked through the peep hole on the door to see who was there.

"Ma'am.” Said a voice from the outside, “Mind if we come in?"

"Who is it?" asked Phyllis.

"The Police. We'd like to ask you a few questions.”

Everyone was now panic stricken.

"Who do you suppose called the cops?" asked Davy.

They all thought for a minute, then something came to past Micky's mind.

"I bet it was Frank, Wanda's pimp." He said.

"What should we do?" Peter asked.

Present Micky looked around the room looking at the guys' faces, which were pretty troublesome. Just then, he spoke up.

"Listen, I cause you guys enough problems, I'll take the blame." He said.

"But, then you'll be stuck in the 60's forever," said past Micky.

"I will, but not you."

This made past Micky very confused.

"I don't get it."

"You'll see in the future."

Present Micky then took some pieces of paper and a pencil that was on the table from rehearsal earlier that day, and began to write something down on both of them.

He placed one in his shirt pocket, and handed the other to his past self.

"What is this?" past Micky asked.

"Read it, then put it in your pocket," present Micky answered.

Past Micky did what his future self told him to do.

Mike then looked up to present Micky.

"You can escape over the gate, by the pool area," he said.

"Are you sure?" Present Micky said.

He looked at the guys, even his past self gave him a nod of yes.

Just as Micky was turning to leave, he turned to the guys, and said," Thanks."

Mike then told Phyllis to open the door.

She did, and sure enough, three police officers stood at the doorway. Mike got up from his seat, and went to the door by his wife.

"Yes, can we help you?" He asked.

"Sir, I received a call from a Mr. Frank Collins of Tenderloin and he said that a group of people crashed into his house this afternoon," said the first officer.

"What does it have to do with us?"

"You see, Mr. Collins gave us a license plate number, we looked it up, and it was a match to yours." Do you mind if we come in?" Asked the second officer.

"No, not at all, please come in."

The three officers then entered the house and began to search the place.

Just then, one of the officers looked out by the pool area, and noticed present Micky putting the suede coat on.

"Chief, I see him, the one with the coat who Mr. Collins described to us." Said the third officer to the first policeman.

The chief then looked in that direction.

"You're right, he is.” said the chief, “After him!"

The officers raced outside, and present Micky looked up.

He was only able to put the jacket on, he had to leave the other items (the hat, boots and glasses) behind.

He tried to climb over the wall, but as he was doing it, one of the officers grabbed him by his leg, pulling him off the gate, landing on the ground.

"Come on get up!" Demanded the chief.

He and the other police pulled him up and grabbed him by his arms, pulling him inside the home.

"Come on, stop it, let me go!" Micky yelled.

But the cops wouldn't listen to him.

"Let me go!" he continued.

Just then the scene changed from the outside of Mike's house to the inside of Micky's home office.

"Let me go, no stop, let me go, no, no, let me go." Micky muttered in his sleep.

With that he twitched, waking up and making him fall off his chair.

"Ow." He said to himself, getting off his seat.

He shook his head, and looked around to see where he was.

He looked to see that he was not on some beach, but in his home studio.

"Whoa, what a strange dream."

He went into his bathroom, and splashed some water on his face. As Micky looked at himself in the mirror, something came to his head. He went back into his studio, and began to write. He wrote a lot.

Later that day, he had a large pile of new songs, as well as a case of writer's cramp. Micky was glad he had some new material for his album; he just doesn't know how they came to him so easily.

He then saw something in his pocket. It turned out to be a piece of paper.

He took the paper out, opened it up, and looked at it.

It was the note he wrote to himself, as his past self, which was:

"Take care of yourself.

It's OK to make mistakes.

I already lived through it all, so don't change a thing."

"But that can't be, I thought I dreamed it all." He thought to himself.

He walked out of his studio and into his living room, if it was even his own house.

He saw his wife Donna just hanging up the phone. She turned to her husband.

"Any luck writing those songs, hun?" she asked.

"Yeah, much better luck then last night.” He answered, “You can say they came to me in a dream.” He slightly chuckled to himself.

He looked down at the piece of paper for a minute, then crumbled it up and threw it in the trash.

"What was that you just threw away?" Donna asked.

"Nothing, darlin', nothing at all." He said with a smile on his face.

 

That’s The End

"Bringing up Babbit" 

By:  Mickys411 and Lisa  Rated PG

It was a typical day at the pad.

Davy, who was in the middle of one of his ‘I love you' stages, talking on the phone to a girl he called Cindy, Mike was sitting on the couch, tuning his guitar, Peter was losing a game of checkers to Mr. Shneider, the dummy, and Micky was working on another experiment with his chemistry set.

"You know Micky, you shouldn’t use that chemistry set in the house. It's dangerous, you know.” said Davy, hanging up the phone and turning to his band mate.

"You shouldn't touch that thing period.” said Mike, “Didn't you learn your lesson the last time?"

Micky looked up at the guys and said," It was just an accident."

He gave them one of his usual innocent, yet goofy looking smile, but Mike just shook his head, and Davy was filing his nails.

Just then, there was a knock at the door.

A voice shouted from the outside.

"All right you guys, I came for the rent and I want it now!"

The guys knew it was Babbit.

Peter got up from his game to answer the door, but not before turning the checkerboard around to look like he won the game.

He then stuck his tongue out at Mr. Shneider, and opened the door for Babbit.

"Hi, Mr. Babbit," greeted Peter, "Groovy day, huh?"

"I'd feel more groovy-er better, when I get my rent." Babbit answered, "That is if you have it."

Micky took his goggles off and said, “Oh uh, yes sir, it's upstairs in the bedroom, I'll go get it."

He then ran up to the room.

Babbit then entered the pad.

"Yeah, come and wait." Muttered Mike under his breath.

"What was that?" Asked Babbit.

"Oh, um, nothing, sir."

Babbit then cleared his throat.

"You know all this yelling has made me a bit dry, I think I'll help myself to a drink."

He spotted one of the colored liquid-filled beakers on the table where Micky was doing his experiments.

He picked up the beaker, and began to drink what was inside it.

"Mr. Babbit, I really wouldn’t do that, you know." said Davy.

Babbit gave him a mean glare and said, "And why not?"

"What I mean to say is, enjoy sir."

Babbit drank whatever was in the beaker all up.

"Now, if I just get my rent, I'll be on my…"

He stopped talking for a minute.

"Are you OK, Mr. Babbit?" Peter asked.

"I just feel dizzy all of a sudden." Babbit answered.

He began to head for the door.

"I'm going home for a while, but I'll be back for the rent."

As Babbit reached for the door, something strange began to happen to him.

The guys saw it as well.

They notice that Babbit was getting smaller, not only in height, but in age.

He went from his age, to a young man, to a teen, to a young boy, to child, and then he disappeared.

The guys went to where Babbit was to find him, and sure enough, when they got there, they saw a baby wrapped up in Babbit's shirt.

"Fellas, we got a problem here." said Mike picking up the tiny Babbit.

"Yeah, we just turned our landlord into a baby." said Davy.

"What are we gonna do?" Peter asked.

"I don't know guys." said Mike, "I just don't know."

Seconds later, Micky came down with an envelope in his hand.

"I got the rent.” He said, “Hey where's Babbit?"

Mike placed the baby towards Micky.

"I'm holding him." said Mike.

"OK, Mike, joke's over, now where did Babbit go?"

"This is Babbit." Said Davy.

Micky had a closer look at the infant in Mike's arms and sure enough, it was Babbit.

"How did this happen?"

"He drank something from on of those glasses on the table," said Peter pointing to the chemistry set.

"We tried to stop him, but it was no use," said Davy.

"Do you guys know what this means?" Said Micky.

"What's that?"

"I just invented a beverage that contains a youth formula. It's a soda fountain of youth, get it?"

Peter slightly chuckled, but Mike and Davy couldn't find anything funny about the situation they were in.

Mike looked at Micky.

"Micky, you're going to have to bring Babbit back to normal size and age again. Can you replicate the formula?"

"I think so," Micky replied, looking thoughtful, "But if I give him the same formula, he might become so young, he'd disappear!"

The four men looked at each other. As much as they disliked Babbit, they certainly didn't want him to 'disappear' forever. What about his family? What if they got a worse landlord?

"Wait!" Micky shouted, startling everyone, "I'll try and use opposite chemicals of the ones I used before. They might bring him back to size!"

"Or kill him." Davy said.

Baby Babbit started to fuss in Mike's arms and started to cry.

"Shhh baby Babbit, don't cry." Mike said quietly, gently rocking him from side to side. But baby Babbit started to cry harder.

"Maybe he's hungry." Peter said. "I'll give him some of my cream of root-beer soup!"

"NO!" Micky, Mike and Davy yelled at once, making baby Babbit cry all the louder.

"I'll get some milk from the fridge for him." Davy said.

"Good idea." Mike replied over baby Babbit's wailing. He bent down and picked up the rest of baby Babbit's adult clothes and walked over to the kitchen table.

Micky went back to his chemistry set and began working on a way to bring baby Babbit back to adulthood.

Peter took a jug of milk out of the fridge, but then something hit him.

"Uh fellas, do we have any bottles?" he asked.

"What do we need bottles for, Peter?" Davy said

"No, Peter's right Davy," Mike answered.

"Thank you,” replied Peter, “Come to think of it, do we have anything for a baby?"

"No, because, it's not everyday we turn out landlord or anybody we know into a baby," said Micky looking at some bottles of liquids.

"And I hate to be tell you this, but I think we're gonna need more then just bottles at this time."

"What do you mean?" asked Davy.

"I don't have what I need to make an antidote."

He gave his bandmates a sheepish smile.

"Looks like we're gonna be taking care of Babbit longer then we thought.” Said Mike, “Has anyone of us ever took care of a baby?"

"I helped my sister with her kids." said Davy.

"I gave my Mom a hand with my sisters." said Micky.

"Same here with my brothers and sister." said Peter, placing some milk in a small cup to feed to Babbit.

"OK, so Davy, you and Micky go get some stuff that we're gonna need," said Mike.

"How are we gonna pay for the stuff, because the things we need are a lot of money, you know," said Davy.

“Use the rent money."

"Yea, Babbit is not in the shape or age to care about rent at this time now." Said Micky.

So the two headed out to the local store, while Mike and Peter stayed behind to make the best of the situation.

Since they had no bottles, Peter had to use a cup and an eyedropper to feed Babbit.

Mike looked at his bandmate in a curious way.

He then took a half-empty ketchup bottle out of the fridge, cleaned it out and handed it to Peter.

"This may be easier," he said handing the bottle to Peter.

Peter looked in Mike in an embarrassed way, placed the milk in the bottle, and fed it to Babbit.

Davy and Micky pulled into the local Sav-Mart and went inside. Micky grabbed a shopping cart and proceeded to play race-car driver with it all the way over to the baby-food section. Davy just rolled his eyes and followed Micky. Once in the correct section, Micky and Davy put jars of baby food into the cart. Davy looked a few of the jars Micky had put into the cart.

"Strained carrots? Mashed peas? How do you know Babbit will like this stuff?" Davy asked.

"I don't." Micky replied with a wicked grin on his face, "But it'll be fun to find out!"

Davy chuckled as they walked further down the aisle. They put a few boxes of diapers and baby wipes into the cart. Next came a rattle and a teething ring. They also found a bib and an undershirt with a cute little duck on it. After some searching they found a baby bottle and also got a few extra nipples for it. Finally they bought a few cans of formula and more milk. Satisfied they had what they needed, they went over to the check-out counter. The saleslady was a kind, grandmotherly-type person who smiled as she checked all the baby things the two men had bought.

"Looks like someone is a new father." She smiled as she bagged all the goods, "Are you the lucky guy?" She asked Davy.

"No," Davy replied as he handed her the money, "We're just taking care of our landlord."

"Oh.." The saleslady said, looking confused. "Kids today. Oh well, ask a silly question..." she thought to herself as Micky and Davy walked out of the store with their goods.

Micky almost fell on the ground laughing so hard at Davy's remark to the saleslady. Davy thought it was funny too. Until he remembered that all the stuff they bought used up a good bit of the rent money they were going to give to the adult Babbit.

"Micky!" Davy said loudly over Micky's laughing, "We have to get to a chemist's..er..drug store to get the stuff for your antidote!"

"Oh, Okay." Micky said, finally quieting down.

"I hope your antidote works, Micky, since we can't afford to raise Babbit." Davy continued, "What we just bought took up a lot of our rent money, and this will be an on-going thing."

"You're right, Davy." Micky replied as they got back into the car, "I think I know the place to get what I need."

Micky put the car in gear and they zoomed off.

Back at the pad, Mike and Peter were trying their best to entertain baby Babbit. Peter made funny faces at the little baby and Mike played several lullabies on his guitar to quiet him down. Finally, their hard work paid off, and baby Babbit was sound asleep on the couch. Mike and Peter crept away over to the kitchen table and sat down.

"I thought he'd never go to sleep." Mike whispered.

"Yeah," Peter agreed, "He's such a cute little fella...then he grows up and becomes our landlord. What a shame."

"I hope Micky can get the things he needs. How can we go out on a gig if we have to watch a baby?" Mike asked.

"We can't put him in a orphanage." Peter countered, "We'll find a way to raise him."

Mike smiled at his friend. "You have a good heart, Peter. Don't ever change."

"Thanks Mike. I..." Peter stopped and sniffed the air. "But I think something else needs changed."

Mike sniffed the air too. Then baby Babbit began to cry again.

"Oh no..." Mike groaned and put his head in his hands.

While Mike and Peter took care of baby Babbit, Micky and Davy drove over to another part of town. As Micky drove through the streets, Davy couldn't help but notice that they were going into a less reputable part of town.

"Where are we going?" Davy asked Micky.

"We're going to a...special drug store...to find the stuff I need. Stuff the other drug stores don't usually deal with unless you have a prescription."

Davy frowned but said nothing. He knew Micky didn't take any illegal drugs, but didn't know Micky visited places that carried them. He'd have to talk to Micky about this after Babbit was back to his usual, charming self.

Finally, they pulled into a side street with small stores and apartments on either side. They got of the car and then walked another block until they came to an alleyway. Micky put his hand on Davy's shoulder.

"Davy, I know you're not comfortable about this. Do you want to wait in the car?"

"No, I think we should stick together." Davy replied.

"OK. Then listen. Don't say anything and let me do the talking. Understand?"

Davy was growing more uncomfortable by all this by the second. Yet he nodded his head.

"I understand."

Micky flashed his most charming smile.

"All right, then. Don't worry, we'll be out of there in a few minutes." He patted Davy's shoulder and led the way into the alley.

They went about half way down until they came to a small store-front with a sign on top that read PEDRO'S DRUGS. Micky pulled a cloth out of his jacket pocket and held it in his hand while he opened the door to the shop. Once inside Micky put the cloth away and started to walk to the back of the store.

Davy looked around. It seemed like any other drug store with aspirin and cold tablets lining the shelves. Micky walked over to a middle-aged olive-skinned man behind the counter reading a newspaper.

"Hola, Pedro. Como estas?" Micky said in Spanish.

The man looked up from his newspaper.

"Hola yourself, Micky. Long time no see." When Micky used Spanish, Pedro knew Micky would want to see the back room.

"I'd like to buy some things." Micky said carefully.

Pedro looked Davy over.

"Who's the shorty?" Pedro asked.

"His name is Davy and he's cool." Micky replied sternly.

"Take it easy Micky. I gotta be careful who I admit into the back room." Pedro said smoothly.

"I just need a few things," Micky said handing a list over "And we'll be on our way."

"OK, walk this way." Pedro replied and led the way behind the counter and over to a large, heavy, Oak door.

Pedro rapped out a series of complicated knocks and was admitted by a young blond man about the same age as Micky.

"We have a few customers, Dave." Pedro told him. Dave nodded and opened the door wider for them.

Inside the room were boxes of chemicals and drugs which weren't available to the general public. On the far side of the room, was a small table filled with vials of various-colored fluids. Dave was working there. It was a chem lab.

Pedro turned to Micky. "I thought perhaps you didn't work on this stuff anymore."

"Oh I do," Micky smiled, "But I don't inhale."

"Haha. The famous Braddock wit strikes again." Pedro said sarcastically.

" Braddock? " Davy thought. " Why would Micky use his Mother's surname?" Then he remembered where they were and the need for secrecy.

"Here, hold your list." Pedro said, "I know where the stuff you need is kept."

Micky took the list back from Pedro. Then all of a sudden they all heard a loud thumping at the door.

"OPEN UP! THIS IS THE POLICE. WE HAVE THE PLACE SURROUNDED!" A voice yelled from the other side of the wooden door.

"Its a bust!" Pedro yelled. He rounded on Davy. "You set us up shorty!"

Pedro pulled his fist back to punch Davy, but Micky pushed Pedro onto the floor.

"He had nothing to do with this Pedro!" Micky shouted. On the other side of the door, the pounding grew louder as something was being used to bash down the door. On the far side of the room, a noise was heard as the police came in through the back way. They were trapped!

"In here!" Micky yelled as he dragged Davy into a side room. He shoved Davy inside and slammed the door on Pedro and locked it. Pedro and Dave began pounding on the door, demanding to be let in. Suddenly the heavy oak front door crashed open and the police came in from the front and back.

In the other room a terrified Micky and Davy heard the noise of the bust. It would only be seconds before the police would start on their door. They had to get out of there! Micky wasn't so much worried about himself, but if Davy was arrested, he could be deported back to England. Davy would have to leave the group! Worse, how could Davy face his Grandfather? They ran over to the far wall of the room where there was a window. Taking the cloth in his hand, so as not to leave fingerprints, Micky shoved against the window and with a groan it opened out onto the alley. There were piles of garbage around the window, so the police didn't notice the window when they surrounded the store. Micky pushed Davy through and was about to follow, when he noticed a box with a small sign on it. It was a box with a small marking on it, saying the name of the drugs inside. By some small miracle, it was the stuff Micky needed! Micky carefully grabbed two vials and placed them inside his jacket pocket. The door of the room he was in began to shake from pounding.

"Open up, its the police!" A voice boomed.

"C'mon Micky!" Davy hissed from the window.

Micky needed no further encouragement. He climbed out the window and joined Davy on the ground. Very slowly, Micky peeked over the bags and boxes around the window. There were no cops around. They cautiously made their way around the garbage and then ran to the right, away from the store. If they were caught now, with the drugs on them, they definitely would be facing a long prison term. Micky and Davy peeked around the edge of the building. The cops were mostly gathered at the other end of building. The two men watched as Pedro and Dave were led away in handcuffs to a waiting police car.

"That could've been us Dolenz!" Davy whispered angrily to Micky.

"It could still be us, if we don't get out of here." Micky replied quietly, very aware of the vials in his jacket.

Slowly, trying to be nonchalant, the men walked out of the alley and away from the police. They walked several blocks, glancing behind them, but nobody seemed to be following. So, finally, they made their way back to the car. Micky noticed that Davy kept his head down, a sign he was upset and angry. Micky stopped, but Davy kept on walking.

"Davy, I'm sorry." Micky said.

Davy stopped and walked back to Micky.

"You're sorry, huh?" Davy snarled. He pulled his arm back and slugged Micky on the chin. Micky's head snapped back a little. Davy could be quite strong at times.

"Sorry you almost got me arrested? I could've been sent back to England! All because of your little 'experiments’!" Davy yelled.

Micky kept his head down. He knew Davy was 100% right. His stupidity caused Babbit to change and now nearly cost them their freedom. For what? For kicks?

"Let's go back to the car." Davy barked. Micky quietly followed.

"We're back, said Davy coming through the door.

He stopped, when the terrible smell got to him.

"What stinks?" he asked.

"That would be Babbit," answered Mike holding Babbit far from him.

"You guys get the stuff?" asked Peter.

"Sure did," Davy replied grabbing a bag of diapers out of one of the bags.

However, he couldn't find the wipes.

Just then Micky came in, and he picked the horrible odor that instant.

"What is that funky smell?" he said pinching his nose.

"It’s Babbit.” Mike replied

“You got the wipes?" Davy asked Micky.

Micky search through his bags and found the wipes in seconds flat.

He tossed them to Davy, who threw them to Peter, who followed Mike upstairs to give him a hand changing Babbit.

"I wonder how Mike and Peter are doing." Davy said while putting the groceries away.

"Knowing those two, not that well." Micky answered with a slight chuckle as he organized the bottles of liquid that he needed.

A few moments later, Mike and Peter came down with Babbit in Peter's arms.

The baby was clean, but Mike and Peter were covered in powder, and smelled of baby lotion.

"Had some trouble I see." Davy said with a laugh.

"Don't ask." said Mike.

At that moment, baby Babbit was starting to get fussy.

"He must be hungry." said Peter.

Although Babbit seemed hungry, he wouldn’t eat anything that was placed in front of him.

Davy began feeding the infant.

"Come on Babbit, eat up." Davy said placing a spoon of mashed peas in Babbit's face.

Davy tried everything, but the food ended up either on himself or the infant, but not in his mouth.

As if feeding Babbit was tough, trying to sleep that night wasn't much fun for the guys either.

Babbit screamed so loud, the guys were surprised that no one called to complain about the noise.

"Who's gonna get Babbit to sleep?” Wondered Davy in a tired sounding voice, “I fed him.”

"I changed him." said Peter.

"I gave him a bath.” said Mike, “And nearly drown trying to get him clean.”

"I'll take care of it, then." said Micky, who stumbled out of bed and picked up Babbit who was lying in the playpen bed that Micky and Davy got at the store earlier.

He walked out of the room carrying Babbit and tried to get the baby to sleep.

"Come on Babbit, please go to sleep." he said with a yarn.

It was no use, for Babbit cried and screamed into his ear.

Micky then came up with a plan.

"I'm gonna sing you a song my Mom used to sing to me when I was little."

He began to sing in a soft tone of voice.

"There's a wonderland for Alice, there's a tall beanstalk for Jack.

The sleepy train will take you there, so safely down the track.

With the sand-man at the throttle, you'll be off to dreams and back.

It's pillow time again.

Babbit began to quiet down.

Micky continued to sing.

You will meet all your storybook friends, as you go down Mother Goose Lane.

Romp with Jack and Jill, up and down the hill.

And try to put Humpty, together again.

Close your sleepy eyes and listen, while we take a little hop.

The candy whistle's blowing, don't you miss your station stop.

So good night my weary fair, pleasant dreams to you all top.

It's pillow time again."

Babbit was now sound asleep.

"That did the trick," he said to himself.

It did work, but not for long, for as Micky headed back upstairs, Babbit woke up again.

Micky went back downstairs and sang the song again, in fact he sang it a number of times, until Babbit fell fast asleep.

The next morning, the guys found Micky asleep on the couch with the baby in his arms.

Mike, Peter and Davy looked at each other and smiled. Micky looked so cute with baby Babbit in his arms. Micky must have sensed their presence, since he moved slightly and opened his eyes. He slowly got up and placed baby Babbit on the couch. The four men then quietly made their way to the kitchen table.

Peter started breakfast, while Davy set the table. As Mike sat down next to Micky, he noticed a small bruise on Micky's chin that wasn't there yesterday. Mike tapped Micky on the shoulder.

"Where'd you get the bruise?"

Micky hesitated. Neither he nor Davy had told the others what happened at Pedro's yesterday, and that Davy had given him a well-deserved punch on the chin. Micky knew Mike would give his bruise a big brother if he found out he was buying illegal drugs for his experiments.

"Well, you see Mike..." Micky said slowly.

"He got it when he opened the door too quickly going into the drug store." Davy interrupted.

Micky gave Mike an embarrassed look.

"Well, you gotta be more careful, shotgun." Mike replied shaking his head. He turned to look at Peter. "Those hotcakes ready yet Pete?"

"Almost, Mike." Peter replied.

While Mike had his back turned away from Micky, Micky mouthed "Thank you." to Davy. Davy simply shrugged his shoulders.

Soon the hotcakes were ready and the four dug in. Baby Babbit would wake up soon and they might not get the chance to have a meal together again for a while. Just as they finished up, Babbit began to cry.

"I'll get him." Mike said as he left the table. He picked Baby Babbit up and groaned as is became clear the baby needed another changing.

"Hey Pete, help me change Babbit again." Mike said.

"On my way." Peter replied, and the two took Babbit upstairs for another diaper.

Micky and Davy continued to wash the dishes.

"Davy..." Micky began.

"Yeah?"

"Thanks again for not telling the others. I'm really sorry I almost got you in trouble, and I'll throw the chemistry set away as soon as Babbit is back to normal."

"Yeah, you know how Mike would've reacted to it. Even though you needed those chemicals to bring Babbit back to normal, he would've blown up, no pun intended. You promise to throw away the chemistry set?"

"I promise." Micky replied. "Friends?" Micky held up a soapy hand.

"Always." Davy smiled...then splashed water in Micky's face.

Naturally Micky splashed back and soon there was more water around the kitchen than in the sink.

"What are you two doing?" Mike yelled, bringing the water fight to a complete halt. He and Peter, who was holding baby Babbit, were once again covered in baby powder and lotion.

"Hey Mike!" Micky replied, "Looks like you need to be cleaned up!" With that he splashed water in Mike's face.

Mike looked at Micky with false anger and charged after the drummer, only to slip on the wet kitchen floor. He went sliding on his backside and knocked down both Micky and Davy. Micky burst out laughing.

"Oh you think that's funny Dolenz?" Davy said, holding back his own laughter. Let me give you something to laugh about." With that he reached out and began tickling Micky's ribs.

"NO DAVY! I'm ticklish!" Micky yelled.

"I know, Sherlock, that's why I'm doing it!" Davy replied with a grin.

It wasn't too long before Mike joined the ruckus. Peter simply sat on the side with a wide-eyed baby Babbit watching three grown men roll around on a wet floor tickling each other. Peter wished he had a camera right now. Soon, Mike and Davy had Micky on his back with Mike holding Micky's hands above his head. Davy sat on Micky's legs and continued to tickle his ribs. Micky roared with laughter. Baby Babbit joined in the laughter as well. Peter chuckled and bounced the baby on his knee and gave him a kiss on top of the head. As much as he wanted to join in on the tickling, Peter stayed with baby Babbit. He was getting attached to the little guy. Peter would definitely miss the baby when he grew back to normal size.

Finally Micky cried ‘uncle’ and Mike and Davy got off of him. Dripping wet, they slowly made their way out of the kitchen and into their bedrooms to change clothes. Micky was down first, still giggling, and made his way over to the chemistry set. Fun time was over, and he was determined to bring baby Babbit back to adulthood.

Just then, there was a knock at the door.

"I'll get it," said Mike walking to the door.

He opened it, and a police officer stood in front of him.

"Good morning, sir." said the policeman.

"Good morning officer, what seems to be the trouble?" Mike asked.

"Does a Mr. Micky Dolenz and a Mr. David Jones live here?"

Mike began to sense something was wrong.

"Yes they do, please come in, I'll get them."

He called the two of them.

At that moment, Peter came over, holding Babbit in his arms.

"What going on?" he asked Mike.

Just then, Micky and Davy went to the door as well.

"Are you Micky Dolenz and Davy Jones?" the officer asked them.

"Yes, I'm Davy." Davy spoke up in a nervous tone.

"And I'm Micky." Micky said, trying to remain cool.

The officer placed his hand in his pocket, and pulled out some wallets.

"I found these yesterday, and the addresses lead me to this place," said the policeman handing the wallets to them.

Davy knew he dropped his wallet at the scene of the place, and Micky lost his after discovering a hole in his jacket.

"Thank you." Said Davy.

"WE couldn't find them anywhere. Thank you very much." said Micky.

"Glad I can be of some help." Said the officer.

Just as he was leaving, he turned his head to Micky and Davy.

"Just one more thing I like to say to you two." he said.

The two began to get nervous.

"Watch out for pick-pockets." The officer said with a smile, and left.

Both Davy and Micky breathed a sigh of relief.

As soon as the officer left, there was another knock at the door.

"Now what?" said Micky.

Mike looked through the view hole at the top of the door to see who was there.

"Yoowoo, is anyone home?" Said the voice on the other side.

Mike knew who it was right away, Mrs. Prudy, their neighbor.

"It's Mrs. Prudy, Peter quick go upstairs!" he said.

"She already knows about Peter, it's the baby we gotta hide." said Davy.

"I mean for Peter to go upstairs with the baby."

Peter took Babbit up to the bedroom.

Mike looked around, and saw the high chair, bottles, and stuffed animals lying around the pad.

"Quick you two, hide the stuff." Mike said to Davy and Micky.

Micky picked up the high chair and baby cloths, while Davy collected the bottles and toys.

They placed the stuff in a near-by closet.

Mike then opened the door.

"Good Day Michael, did I catch you and the boys at a bad time?" Mrs. Prudy asked standing outside.

"No, not at all Mrs. Prudy, please come in.” said Mike inviting her inside, “What can I do for you?"

"You haven't seen Babbit around, have you?"

"No, why do you ask?" Wondered Davy.

Micky gave him a jab in the stomach with his elbow.

"Well, there's a bit of leaking in my kitchen sink, and I was hoping he would come by and fix it for me. But when I got to his house, no one was home." said Mrs. Prudy.

"Why would we know where Babbit is, it not like he's here." said Micky.

Now it was his turn to get a jab in the stomach by Davy.

Just then there was a noise that sounded a bit like a baby.

"What could that be?" wondered Mrs. Prudy.

"I think that was the Parker’s cat," said Mike.

"I better be going now, if you see Babbit, please tell him I was looking for him."

"We will Mrs. Prudy, have a nice day." Said Mike leading the woman out the door.

"That was a close one," said Davy wiping some sweat from his forehead.

"Yeah, we almost let the cat out of the bag," said Micky.

"I thought we were watching a baby.” Said Peter, peeking out of the bedroom door to see if Mrs. Prudy left, “Is it safe to come down now?"

"Yes Peter it is,” Said Mike, “By the way Pete, you almost blew our cover."

"It wasn't me, I think Babbit’s hungry."

"I might as well try give him the formula now, said Micky heading to his chemistry set to start working on an antidote.

Davy took the high chair and some of the bottles out of the closet, while Micky began mixing different colored liquids together. Peter came over to see what his bandmate was up to.

"What's that?" He asked pointing at one of the beakers by the chemistry set.

"Don't touch it, you'll get the formulas mixed-up,” Said Micky pouring and stirring a strangely colored fluid. “Davy, give me one of the bottles. I think this could be it."

Davy handed Micky the bottle, who then poured the liquid into it.

Mike placed Babbit in the high chair, but held him up instead of closing it, so he won't get stuck inside when Babbit got back to his normal size.

Micky then handed the bottle to Peter, who gave it to Mike, who fed it to Babbit.

Babbit drank every drop of the formula.

"Do you think it worked?" asked Davy.

"We'll soon find out," said Mike.

Something did happened to Babbit, but he didn't turn back to his normal size, in fact he wasn't human at all, he turned into a chicken!

"Cluck, cluck, cluck," Went Babbit the chicken.

"Micky, what did you do?!" Said Mike was in such a shock.

"Yeah, you turned our landlord into a chicken," said Davy.

"Now what are we going to do?" wondered Peter.

"Anyone in the mood for chicken tonight?" Micky answered with a half laugh.

Davy, Mike and Peter gave Micky a "You must be out of your mind." and "You're crackers crazy" look.

Micky gave them a sheepish smile in return. He then began mixing up other different liquids together, and mixed it in with some sunflower seeds. He placed it on to the floor, and Babbit the chicken began to eat it.

He ate every seed up.

"What's Babbit gonna turn into next? A horse?" Davy asked.

"Maybe, he'll turn in to a pony." said Peter.

Davy gave his friend a weird look.

Babbit didn't turn into a horse, nor a pony, but he turned into a goat!

"Baaaaa!" Went Babbit the goat.

"Micky!" Davy, Mike and Peter shouted.

"Sorry." Micky replied.

He mixed more stuff up in another baby bottle and fed it to the goat. The goat drank it all down. Babbit changed once again, this time, into a dog.

"No, this isn't right either," said Mike.

Just then, the Parker’s cat Fluffy walked into the pad. Fluffy always paid unexpected and sometimes unpleasant visits to the pad. As soon as Babbit the dog saw Fluffy, he began to chase her out the door. Both animals raced out the back door.

"Babbit come back here!" the guys shouted.

Babbit the dog chased Fluffy down to the beach, meanwhile the guys were trying to keep up with them.

"Babbit come back here!" yelled Mike.

The cat, dog, Monkee chase went on for quite some time, until Babbit scared Fluffy up a tree.

Fluffy was safely on the highest branch, while Babbit barked at her from down below.

"Here Babbit, come here boy," Davy called the dog.

"I'm not sure if he can hear us." said Peter.

"Maybe we need a different approach." said Mike.

"Leave it to me." said Micky.

He then began to make a cat noise.

"Meow, meow," He went.

Just then, Babbit turned his head and began to attack the guys.

"Let's split!" shouted Mike.

Babbit began chasing once again, this time, it was the guys. The chase went from up the beach, to down the road into town. In fact, Babbit chased the guys into a dead end.

"You know, I wish we had Babbit as a baby at this time now." said Davy.

"Yeah, an infant would never make an attack on a group of long haired musicians." said Micky.

Just as the dog was about to make a jump attack on the guys, he was caught in a net.

The guys looked up to see that a dogcatcher had captured Babbit and was taking him to the pound.

"Don't worry gentlemen, this mutt won't be causing trouble anymore." said the dogcatcher.

The guys try to explain to the dogcatcher that the dog was really a human, but by that time, the dogcatcher drove off, with Babbit in the back of the truck.

The guys had to figure out some way to get their landlord back and return him as a human, before something else happened.

The four Monkees watched helplessly as Babbit was driven away by the dogcatcher.

"Ah man..." Micky said disgustedly, "We never see the dogcatcher around until we don't need him!"

"Right," Davy replied. "And Babbit doesn't have a collar on him. Plus he was caught ready to attack us. He could be put to sleep!"

"Let's get back to the pad pronto." Mike replied in the stunned silence. "We have to bail Babbit out."

Micky, Mike, Peter and Davy ran as fast as they could back to the pad and jumped into the car. Mike put the car in gear and they set off for the dog pound.

After making record time to the dog pound, the Monkees raced inside and ran up to the receptionist. Davy stepped forward. Being the ladies man of the group, he figured he'd be able to charm the info out of her quickly. He thought wrong. The receptionist was the same grandmotherly lady he and Micky met at the grocery store.

"Boy you sure get around, ma'am." Davy said, surprised.

"I could say the same thing for you young man." The old lady said. "First you're buying baby food, now you're looking for a dog. Well, I guess your...ahem...landlord... needs a companion..."

"No our landlord is a dog." Micky replied, earning a poke in the ribs from Mike.

"Do you youngsters have nothing better to do than pick on an old lady trying to supplement her social security by working two jobs?"

"We're sorry lady," Peter put in, "Our friend has a weird sense of humor."

"You see, Ma'am," Mike cut in before the conversation was taken off course. "We're looking for a black dog that was brought in just a short while ago. Its not our dog, just a stray, but he was taken by the dogcatcher and we want to buy him."

"Oh, yeah, I remember Charlie bringing in a dog like that a few minutes ago. Pretty angry looking dog. Might be rabid. I think it was put in quarantine, if not put to sleep already."

"Where is he?"

"Charlie?"

"No, the dog." Peter replied.

"Go through that door," the lady replied, pointing, "And turn right. But be careful!"

"Thank you!" All four Monkees replied at once. They also tried to fit through the door at once too, but only succeeded in getting stuck. Mike, being the tallest and the strongest, was able to push himself through...only to see Babbit being led away down the hall and through the another door.

"There he is!" Mike shouted as he raced down the hall, past the cages full of barking dogs and over to the door. Mike tried the handle. It was locked. The sign on the door read DANGER! CREMATORIUM-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY. Mike pounded on the door as the other three joined him. They read the sign too, and realized Babbit was being led to his death.

Within minutes of the guys pounding on the door, someone finally opened it, causing them to fall over in a pile.

"What are you kids doing back here?  You don't belong back here!" Said the man, who happened to be the dogcatcher that caught Babbit.

"Sir, you don't seem to understand.” said Mike, “You see about the dog…"

He was stopped by Charlie.

"I'm sorry gentlemen, he said, “But we can't have this mad dog running about, think of the citizens, the children."

"He's not that bad of a dog, sir, really."

Charlie looked at the Monkees with a serious look on his face, which seemed relaxed a few seconds later. He spoke up.

"Very well, you can have the dog."

"Oh thank you," said Peter.

"For fifty dollars."

"But we don't have that kind of money." said Davy.

"Can't we put it on layaway?" asked Peter.

"Peter, you don't put animals on layaway." said Micky.

"He's right, this is a pound, not a store." said Charlie, “Tell you what. You seem like nice boys. If you can come up with the cash in 2 days, you can have him."

"Can we talk this over first?" asked Mike.

"Sure."

The guys talked it over between them, then got back to Charlie.

"That seems fair." said Mike, who then shook Charlie's hand. The guys left the pound.

As they drove home, they wondered how they were gonna come up with the 50 dollars. When they got home, Peter began searching the house.

"Uh, Peter, what are you doing?" Davy asked his bandmate.

"Looking for change." Peter answered.

"Come again?" said Micky.

"Well, I remember hearing that a good amount of coins get lost around the house, such as in and under the couch, the bed, etc."

"Good thinking Pete," said Mike.

"Another great discovery made by Sherlock Tork," Micky said with a laugh.

With that, all four guys began to search all over the pad for any lost coins.

They check under tables, the couch, their beds, clothes, even by the instruments. Awhile later, they all sat around the kitchen table, counting the coins they found.

"Well, we have 9 dollars and 85 cents in coins, said Micky counting the change.

Peter then added something to the collections.

"Here's two buttons, that's worth a nickel," he said.

"No good fellas, we're still short.” Mike replied.

Just then, there was a knock at the door. Davy got up from the table to answer it. Once again, Mrs. Prudy was standing outside.

"Hell-o there, Davy." she said.

"Good day, Mrs. Prudy,” He said, “What can we do for you?"

"I tried Mr. Babbit's place again to see if he can fix that leak in my kitchen sink, but he wasn't home again."

Mike got up from the table to talk to her. However, he couldn't tell her that they transformed Babbit from a baby to a dog. She would never believe them. He had to come up with an excuse fast.

The guys hated to and never lied to Mrs. Prudy, but this was an exception.

"We saw Babbit earlier, but he had to take care of some personal stuff, so maybe we can help you." He said.

"Oh thank you boys so much." said Mrs. Prudy.

They went to her house, and she led them to where the problem was. The guys didn't know much about plumbing, but they gave it their best. And, they actually did a pretty good job, in fact they did a great job fixing the sink.

"You boys did such a wonderful job.” said Mrs. Prudy, “How can I ever thank you?”

"It was nothing Mrs. Prudy." said Micky.

"No, you did a great job.”

She then handed an envelope to Mike.

"Here's a little something for your troubles.

"Oh no, Mrs. Prudy, we couldn't," said Mike.

"No, go ahead, you're such nice boys."

Mike accepted the envelope. The guys thanked her very much a number of times, and went back to the pad.

"I wonder what's in that envelope." said Davy.

Mike opened it, and there were four 10 dollar bills inside.

They then put the coins and the dollars together.

"We're a nickel short," said Mike.

"It seems more like 5 pennies." said Peter.

Mike gave him a funny look. Just then, a nickel came rolling into the pad.

The guys had enough to get Babbit out of the pound. The next day, they headed down to the pound to get to get Babbit out.

The guys reached the pound where they found Charlie, talking to the elderly receptionist about his latest catch. Mike walk up to the man, and handed him the money.

"He you go sir, 50 dollars and not a penny more or less," said Mike.

Charlie counted the cash to see if The Monkees had the right amount, which they did.

"Impressive. Follow me to the back." He said leading the guys to the back of the building, where Babbit was being held in a holding cage.

He grabbed something from a cabinet.

"You may want to keep this on him."

Charlie then put a muzzle onto Babbit's mouth, so he won't growl or bite.

The Monkees thanked Charlie once again for holding the dog for them, and they headed back to the pad.

When the guys returned home, Micky began working on another formula, while Davy and Peter shut the doors and windows, so the dog wouldn't escape like last time.

Micky mixed all different kinds of liquids together, until he was completely satisfied.

"Mike, get me a bowl from the cupboard," he said.

Mike did just that.

"Good, now place it on the floor and carefully remove the muzzle from Babbit."

Mike did that as well, while Micky carefully poured the antidote into the bowl.

"Mike, be careful there." said Davy watching his bandmate take the muzzle off the dog's face.

Peter covered his eyes, because he couldn't think about what was going to happen. To their surprise, the dog didn't growl, bark or bite. It just went up to the bowl and began to drink what was inside. Babbit drank every last drop of the formula.

Peter uncovered his eyes, and saw Babbit licking his lips after drinking the formula.

"Nothing's happening." He said.

Just then, Babbit the dog began to change, not into another animal, but a human.

In fact, he turned back into his own self.

The human Babbit stood in the middle of the floor, shook his head, and looked around to see where he was.

"Where am I?" he wondered.

He rubbed his eyes, and saw that he was at the pad.

"What happened?” He asked Mike, “And why did I come here for anyway?"

"Well sir, you came by to tell us that we don't have to pay rent this month." Mike answered.

"Is that true?" Babbit demanded.

"Uh, actually sir.." said Peter who got his mouth covered by Micky's hand.

"Shh!" Went Micky.

"Yeah, it's ‘Tenant Appreciation Week,’" Said Davy.

Babbit let out a huge sigh.

"Very well." he said, "But I'll have to charge you double next month. Right now, I'm going home to get some rest."

He then left the pad.

"Man, this has been one weird and expensive week.” Said Mike, “We went from taking care of a baby, to a dog, and between the two, it cost us about two months worth of rent."

Micky then took apart his chemistry set, cleaned it out, and tossed it.

"I'm glad you're getting rid of that, before it causes anymore trouble." said Davy.

He then saw Peter siting quietly on the couch.

"Hey, what's up with you Peter?" Davy asked.

"I kinda missed Babbit as a baby."

"You know what? So do I."

"Uh, are you two forgetting that the baby we took care of is the same person who tries to kick us out of the pad every month?" said Mike.

"Then again, I don't miss him too much now." Said Peter.

All four of them broke out in laughter.

"Do you think we should tell Babbit what happened to him?" Micky asked.

They all thought for a minute.

"Nah!" They all said before cracking up once again.

And of course, next month’s rent was doubled, but that's another story.

The End