10. Hockey season has started.
9. You've been in Minnesota for a wedding.
8. You're helping with the newborn hearing screening program at work and since you haven't tested babies in about a hundred years, you needed to brush up on your knowledge.
7. It's your dog's birthday!
6. The rabbit had to go back to the vet for his diaper rash issue, and the dog had to go in for elbow dysplasia, so you've been busy as a pet taxi service.
5. There's a hockey game on.
4. Frankly, my dear, you just haven't felt like it.
3. Earthlink has semi-crappy mac software that doesn't let you ftp your photos directly to your site and even though in the past you've worked around that by using your husband's computer, you're tired of that and you want to just do it all from your computer, but you're too cheap to shell out the $25 for Fetch, which sounds like it would solve all your problems easily.
2. You have to go to LA to try (fruitlessly) again to get Derek Boogaard's autograph.
1. You have to watch Boogaard kick Fedoruk's pathetic, instigating hiney.

All this and more will be explained (probably in more detail than anyone really cares about) very soon. With photos.

At least that's what Bryan says, based on the number of hooking penalties the Ducks took against the Wild last night. The Wild squeaked out a win in a shootout, but the really interesting part of the game was the fight between Boogaard and Fedoruk. Yes, the Boogeyman is back and he's taking names. He put Fedoruk down in a decisive TKO which apparently resulted in Mr. Fedoruk getting to visit a Minnesota emergency room. The funny thing is that Boogaard clearly didn't want to engage, but given that Fedoruk threw his gloves off while the puck was still in play and he was towing himself along by hanging onto the Boogeyman's jersey, I'd say he asked for it. He really doesn't have anyone to blame but himself. Last night's win brought the Wild to 9 and 1, a good start for the season.