| The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia | U. Gogh |
| The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white | Hue Gogh |
| The sister who wore a mini skirt and like to dance in bars | Go Gogh |
| The real obnoxious brother | Please Gogh |
| The brother who ate prunes | Gotta Gogh |
| The uncle who worked at a convenience store | Stop N Gogh |
| His dizzy aunt | Verti Gogh |
| The cousin that moved to Illinois | Chica Gogh |
| His magician uncle | Wherediddy Gogh |
| The cousin who lived in Mexico | Amee Gogh |
| Another cousin who lived in Mexico | Grin Gogh |
| Nephew that drove a stage coach | Wells Far Gogh |
| Uncle who was constipated | Cant Gogh |
| Aunt who was a good dancer | Tan Gogh |