The World's Cheesiest Pick-up Lines
I just added a few more to this list. These are even below my standards.
- Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.
- Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your BedRock.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
- I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
- I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
- Excuse me, can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
- You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
- Excuse me, do you wanna screw, or should I apologize?
- Hi, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
- I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
- Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
- I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
- Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
- The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
- Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
OR:
I want to call your mother and thank her.
- Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
- You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
- Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
- My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
- My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
- Nice shoes. Wanna sleep together?
- Can I flirt with you?
- Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
- I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
- [Grab his/her butt.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk anout the first think that comes up?
- Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- So...How am I doin'?
- How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
- [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
- Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
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- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
- Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
- My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
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