The perfect day according to...

HER
8:45Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:005 pounds lighter on the scale
9:30Light breakfast
11:00Sunbathe
12:30Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45Shopping
2:30Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex -
notice she's gained 30 lbs.
3:00Facial, massage, nap
7:30Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00Make love
11:30Pillow talk in his big strong arms
HIM
10:00Wake up
10:02Oral sex
10:10Big Breakfast
11:30Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous
babe with big hooters
2:15Enormous lunch
3:15Oral sex
3:25Play sports with the guys
4:30Drink beer with the guys
6:30Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40Oral sex
6:50Huge dinner, more beer
8:00Nap in front of TV
11:00Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10Sleep
02:30Fart


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