Jokes: Math Proficiency Test

Name: ________________________________
Gang: ________________________________

Johnny has an AK47 with a 30-round clip. If only 60% of the bullets miss and he fires 13 rounds at each drive-by shooting, how many people will he hit before he has to reload?
Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an ounce Jackson for $220 and half an ounce to Billy. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine?
Rufus is pimping for three girls. If he receives $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?
Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?
Raul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $100,000 for the hit. If his wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?
If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?
During the LA riots the Crypts stole 27 TV sets, 10 VCRs, 5 guns, and a set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. In a drive-by, the Bloods shot 10% of the Crypts gang. What effect will that have on the Clinton Administration Health Plan?