CRAZED SCREENWRITER ATTACKS HOLLYWOOD!
Writer's Cross-Trainer Threatens Popular Landmark.
By BIG SAYLES and I.B. GOODE
FICTICIOUS TIMES STAFF
Earlier this week, J. W. Whitfield (aka Jerry Whitfield), a crazed screenwriter from the University of Southern California, assaulted the streets of Hollywood with a series of fantastically original, 120-page, pulpy projectiles.
Witnesses say his devastating attack was accompanied by a series of verbal mumblings regarding high-concepts, dimensional characters, and tight three-act structures. He is reportedly highly imaginative and completely unpredictable.
His most recent film, Hope's Choice, has awed viewers across the country and countless waves of web surfers have been drawn to the production's website.
Producers and studio executives who come in contact with this individual will be referred to the appropriate Agency for details regarding spec screenplays, treatments, and credits. All others, especially "hired-gun" writers, are advised to stay in their homes.
Jerry Whitfield J.W. Whitfield
For info on my recent film click below:
Seek shelter at these
locations:
Coming Attractions Hope's Choice
Email to: Willwrite4food@earthlink.net