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A FAR-OUT EDUCATIONAL
ACTIVITY COLORINGBOOK/
WITH CRAYONS/
EXTRATERRESTRIAL PET
 "BABY FLYTRAP"/PLANTKIT
17 REMOVABLE 81/2X11
COLORING PAGES
FILLED WITH EDUCATIONAL ACTIVITIES/
ONE PK OF CRAYONS/
AND A "LIVE" CARNIVOROUS
MEAT-EATING 
"VENUS FLYTRAP" PLANT 
WITH MINI POT AND PELLET
 
MARVEL AT THE BIZARRE 
LIVE" PERFORMANCE
ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY!
      
**PRICE EACH * $14.50 + 5.50 S/H
TOTAL $20.00
 
**WHLSE COLORINGBOOK CASE (12)*$110.50+13.50 S/H
TOTAL $124.00
 
A FAR-OUT EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE
AS CHILDREN AND ADULTS ALIKE
GET INVOLVED WITH
THE SCIENCE OF DISCOVERY
 
MY PET "VINNY"
JUST
LOVES TO BE BUGGED!
 
BUG ME BABY!  TM

 

EXTRATERRESTRIAL VENUS FLYTRAPS ARE 
NATIVE ONLY  TO THE 
 "SOGGYBOGGY BOTTOMS" TM 
OF THE CAROLINAS, WITHIN A 90MILE RADIUS OF WILMINGTON, NC 
 
VENUS FLYTRAPS ARE
WATER BABIES
THEY LOVE WATER
AS MUCH AS
THE DESERT LOVES RAIN!
 
VENUS FLYTRAPS ATTRACT BUGS BY PERMEATING A
SWEET COTTON CANDY SCENT
 
THE UNSUSPECTING VICTIM
CLIMBS ON BOARD THE TRAPS TICKLES TWO TRIGGER HAIRS,
IN 1/10 OF A SECOND
SPINY TOOTH STEEL
"SNAPPERTRAPPERS" TM
SNAPS SHUT!!  SNAP! TRAP! 
 
BUG-A-BOO, I GOTU!
ITS SUPPATIME!
 
AS THEY DEVOUR THEIR
UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS
NOURSHING NECTAR
LEAVING BEHIND AN
EMPTY SKELETAL SKIN SPIT-OUT
 
"FEED ME"GIMME SOME MEAT2EAT"
"YUMMY TUMMY"!
 
IF YOU LISTEN CLOSLEY, YOU CAN ACTUALLY HEAR THEIR SNAPPING SOUND!
 
VENUS FLYTRAPS THRIVE
ON "LIVE"  INSECTS
 
BUGG ME BABY!!
 
TURN YOUR FROWN
UPSIDE DOWN
"DO DANCE A THEE
BIGWAVE BOOMERANG"
BECOME HAPPY FACE TOO! TM
 
 
ALTHOUGH FLYTRAPS ARE
"MEAT EATERS"
THANKFULLY THEY DO NOT 
EAT HUMANOID EARTHLINKS! 

 
VENUS FLYTRAPS LIVE IN NUTRIENT POOR SOIL, GROWING ON THE SAVANNA PLANES,
WHERE THERE ARE
FEW TREES AND BUSHES.
THEY ARE ADAPTED TO FIRES,
WHICH CLEAR THE SHRUB FROM
BENEATH THE LONGLEAF PINES
OF THEIR CAROLINA HOME,
WHICH CONTRIBUTES TO THEIR SURVIVAL.

CHARLES DARWIN, NOTED BOTANTIST
"THE VENUS FLYTRAP IS THE STRANGEST AND MOST UNUSUAL PLANT IN THE WORLD"!
 
CARNIVOROUS, MEAT-EATING, "SNAPPERTRAPPER" "PET" FLYTRAPS
ARE FUN AND EDUCATIONAL
FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY!
 
**GET YOUR "EXTRATERRESTRIAL"
"PET" FLYTRAP TODAY!
* *NAME YOUR BEST "PET" EVER!!
 
WITH PROPER "TLC"
YOU WILL MARVEL AT THEIR "BIZARRE"
UNEARTHLY "LIVE" PERFORMANCE
FOR MANY, MANY YEARS TO COME!
 
*CHECK OUR "FAR-OUT" ORDER FORM*
 
*CB/CRAYONS/BABYFLYTRAP/PLTKIT
*"PET" FLYTRAP SEEDS
*"VINNY" T-SHIRT TRANSFER
*VENUS FLYTRAP 3" POTTED
 
*ORDER NOW!! WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!!
 
BUG ME BABY!
 
"LIVINGREEN" IN
"THE WILD'S OF FLYTRAP COUNTRY"
2005 COPYRIGHT, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
SHERRY KOONTZ/FLYTRAP LADY
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!
 
REMEMBER,  KEEP SMILING :)
"HAPPYFACE"TM
LIGHTEN-UP!
"LIVEGREEN"
SHINE! SHINE! SHINE!
 
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