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EXTRATERRESTRIAL VENUS FLYTRAPS "LITTLE BOG OF HORRORS"TM NATIVE ONLY TO THE "SOGGYBOGGY BOTTOMS" TM OF THE CAROLINAS, WITHIN A 90MILE RADIUS OF WILMINGTON, NC   VENUS FLYTRAPS ARE WATER BABIESTM THEY LOVE WATER AS MUCH AS THE DESERT LOVES RAIN!   VENUS FLYTRAPS "LITTLE BOG OF HORRORS"TM ATTRACTS BUGS BY PERMEATING A SWEET COTTON CANDY SCENT   THE UNSUSPECTING VICTIM CLIMBS ON BOARD THE TRAPS TICKLES TWO TRIGGER HAIRS, IN 1/10 OF A SECOND SPINY TOOTH STEEL "SNAPPERTRAPPERS" TM SNAPS SHUT!! SNAP! TRAP!   BUG-A-BOO, I GOTU!TM ITS YUMMY TUMMY SUPPATIME!   THE"LITTLE BOG OF HORRORS" DEVOUR THEIR UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS NOURSHING NECTAR LEAVING BEHIND AN EMPTY "SKELETAL SKIN SPIT-OUT"TM   "FEED ME"GIMME SOME MEAT2EAT" "YUMMY TUMMY"!TM   IF YOU LISTEN CLOSLEY, YOU CAN ACTUALLY HEAR THE "LITTLE BOG OF HORRORS" SNAPPING SOUND!   VENUS FLYTRAPS THRIVE ON "LIVE" INSECTS BUGG ME BABY!! I'LL CATCHYA LATER!!TM   BUG-A-BOO, I GOT U TURN YOUR FROWN UPSIDE DOWN BECOME "HAPPYFACE" TOO! TM "DO DANCE A THEE BIGWAVE BOOMERANG"   VENUS FLYTRAPS "LITTLE BOGS OF HORRORS" ARE "MEAT EATERS" THANKFULLY THEY DO NOT EAT HUMANOID EARTHLINKS!

VENUS FLYTRAPS LIVE IN NUTRIENT POOR SOIL, GROWING ON THE SAVANNA PLANES,   WHERE THERE'S FEW TREES & BUSHES. THEY ARE ADAPTED TO FIRES, WHICH CLEAR THE SHRUB FROM BENEATH THE LONGLEAF PINES OF THEIR CAROLINA HOME, WHICH CONTRIBUTES TO THEIR SURVIVAL.