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ALL THE WAY FROM VENUS
THE PLANET OF LOVE
TRYING 2SURVIVE IN THE
"LITTLE BOG OF HORRORS"
 

 

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"VINNY"
THE MEAT-EATING
VENUS FLYTRAP
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"LITTLE BOG OF HORRORS" HOTHOUSE DVD,
"BABY FLYTRAP" BIRTH CERTIFICATE, 
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8X11 COLORING PAGES FILLED 
WITH INTERESTING EDUCATIONAL ACTIVITIES,
ONE ASST. TSHIRT TRANSFER, FACT SHEET, 
EASY CARE INSTRUCTIONS, CLEAR PACKAGING
ATTRACKS ALL AGES
  $18.00 + 7.50 S/H
TOTAL $25.50 PLUS TAX
 
LARGER QUANTITES AVAILABLE
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VENUSFLYTRAP LADY CAN DROP SHIP
 
 
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VENUS FLYTRAPS
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  TOTAL $15.50 PLUS TAX
 
 
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$110.00+15.00 S/H
TOTAL $125.00 PLUS TAX
 
 
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*PRICES SUBJECT TO CHANGE
WITHOUT NOTIFICATION*
 
NO PHONE AT FARM
FOR INFO/ORDERS
PLEASE EMAIL :-)
 
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MARVEL AT THE BIZARRE
LIVE" PERFORMANCE
                          FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT 
FAR-OUT EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE
AS CHILDREN AND ADULTS ALIKE
GET INVOLVED WITH
THE SCIENCE OF DISCOVERY
MY PET "VINNY"
LOVES 2 BE BUGGED!TM
BUG ME BABY!TM
IF YOU DARE!

EXTRATERRESTRIAL
VENUS FLYTRAPS
"LITTLE BOG OF HORRORS"TM
NATIVE ONLY TO THE
"SOGGYBOGGY BOTTOMS" TM
OF THE CAROLINAS, WITHIN
A 90MILE RADIUS
OF WILMINGTON, NC
 
VENUS FLYTRAPS
ARE WATER BABIESTM
THEY LOVE WATER AS MUCH AS
THE DESERT LOVES RAIN!
 
VENUS FLYTRAPS
"LITTLE BOG OF HORRORS"TM
ATTRACTS BUGS BY PERMEATING A
SWEET COTTON CANDY SCENT
 
THE UNSUSPECTING VICTIM
CLIMBS ON BOARD THE TRAPS
TICKLES TWO TRIGGER HAIRS,
IN 1/10 OF A SECOND
SPINY TOOTH STEEL "SNAPPERTRAPPERS" TM
SNAPS SHUT!! SNAP! TRAP!
 
BUG-A-BOO, I GOTU!TM
ITS YUMMY TUMMY SUPPATIME!
 
THE"LITTLE BOG OF HORRORS"
DEVOUR THEIR UNSUSPECTING
VICTIMS NOURSHING NECTAR
LEAVING BEHIND AN EMPTY
"SKELETAL SKIN SPIT-OUT"TM
 
"FEED ME"GIMME SOME MEAT2EAT"
"YUMMY TUMMY"!TM
 
IF YOU LISTEN CLOSLEY,
YOU CAN ACTUALLY HEAR
THE "LITTLE BOG OF HORRORS"
SNAPPING SOUND!
 
VENUS FLYTRAPS
THRIVE ON "LIVE" INSECTS
BUGG ME BABY!!
I'LL CATCHYA LATER!!TM
 
BUG-A-BOO, I GOT U
TURN YOUR FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
BECOME "HAPPYFACE" TOO! TM
"DO DANCE A THEE
BIGWAVE BOOMERANG"
 
VENUS FLYTRAPS
"LITTLE BOGS OF HORRORS"
ARE "MEAT EATERS"
THANKFULLY THEY DO NOT
EAT HUMANOID EARTHLINKS!

 

VENUS FLYTRAPS
LIVE IN NUTRIENT POOR SOIL,
GROWING ON THE SAVANNA PLANES,
  WHERE THERE'S FEW
TREES & BUSHES.
THEY ARE ADAPTED TO FIRES,
WHICH CLEAR THE SHRUB FROM
BENEATH THE LONGLEAF PINES
OF THEIR CAROLINA HOME,
WHICH CONTRIBUTES TO THEIR SURVIVAL.

CHARLES DARWIN, NOTED BOTANTIST
"THE VENUS FLYTRAP IS THE STRANGEST AND
MOST UNUSUAL PLANT IN THE WORLD"!
 
CARNIVOROUS, MEAT-EATING, "SNAPPERTRAPPER"
"PET" PLANT FLYTRAPS
ARE FUN AND EDUCATIONAL
FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY!
 
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YOU WILL MARVEL AT THEIR
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"LIVE" PERFORMANCE
FOR MANY, MANY YEARS TO COME!
 
 BUG ME BABY! TM
IF U DARE!
CATCHYA LATER!
 
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"THE WILD'S OF
FLYTRAP COUNTRY"
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"HAPPYFACE"TM
 
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