Dave and Maddie are looking for Roy Hirsch. Arriving at his apartment, they find him dead. They call the police, but when they get to Hirsch's apartment with the police, a different man answers the door, insisting that he is Roy Hirsch, and that he is very much alive, and that there is no dead man in his apartment.
Dave and Maddie dig deeper, and discover that Hirsch is somehow involved with the CIA and the KGB. Hirsch is accused of being a double agent behind a plot to assassinate a “man who's Chinese with a mole on his nose.”
|Doorman:||I'm sorry, but you're not on the guestlist.|
|David:||That's because we're not guests. We're looking for a man with a mole on his nose.|
|Doorman:||Mole on his nose?|
|Maddie:||A mole on his nose!|
|Doorman:||What kind of clothes?|
|Maddie:||What kind of clothes?|
|David:||What kind of clothes do you suppose?|
|Doorman:||What kind of clothes do I suppose would be worn by a man with a mole on his nose? Who knows?|
|David:||Did I happen to mention, did I bother to disclose,|
this man that we're seeking with a mole on his nose –
I'm not sure of his clothes, or anything else,
except he's Chinese – a big clue by itself.
|Maddie:||How do you do that?|
|David:||Gotta read a lot of Dr. Seuss.|
|Doorman:||I'm sorry to say, I'm sad to report|
I haven't seen anyone at all of that sort.
Not a man who's Chinese
with a mole on his nose
with some kind of clothes
that you can't suppose.
So, get away from this door
and get out of this place
or I'll have to hurt you –
put my foot in your face.
|Maddie:||Time to go.|
|David:||Time to go.|
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