Haircuts Make Me Fat!

That's right. The world's most boring picture.

We're waiting for the haircuts to begin. We've been eating pasta and drinking wine. No one's talking. No one's having fun. We're just bored and tired and full of fat food.

Not that anyone's complaining.

A few weeks ago Chris and Liana and Mark cut each other's hair. That's the story here.

I can't believe I just wasted 20 minutes of my life putting together this page.*

*For the record, it was really only like 17 minutes. And I originally had twice as many fotos for this page (yes, that means six), but then I realized they all looked exactly the same. Why, you might ask, would I bother putting up this page in the first place if I have so little art? It's just an excuse to put up the best picture I've ever seen of Chris. Do I really need a better reason?

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